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~~bRiaN sTorM~~ · (05-07-2020)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It's time once again for yet another episode of bRiaN sTorM's adventures. Let's see what we have here for ya....no....definitely not that one.....we'll save that one for later (chuckles to self).....oh...here's one, I think ya'll might enjoy, so hit the bathroom and grab a snack cause you aren't gonna wanna stop, till it's over.

Our hometown hero is hanging out in his fishing kayak on a local creek, slipping in and out of consciousness and sipping whiskey, when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was one of his oldest friends calling with good news. He knocked up his old lady! Always a good reason to celebrate with a night out. His friend suggested that they get together on the 16th, but bRiaN remembered that he has a match against Thunder Knuckles that night and said he'd just reel in the fish that got caught on the line, while they were chatting and head straight to the airport, so they can hangout all day tomorrow.

So bRian says goodbye and see you soon, to his oldest friend and begins to reel in the fish that was caught, while he was on the phone planning a good night out. When all of a sudden as the fish becomes visible there is a strange darkness underneath it. And teeth! A whole bunch of 'em. It's the local legend Cookie the crocodile. The story goes...some local drug runner, got it as an egg and raised it for ten years! Fed it cookies a few times a day, at least. They say it loved those cookies so much ol' Cookie, actually learned to request them by rubbing its side against its owner like a cat.

But one sad day, Cookie was all worked up by one of the dealer's friends, taunting ol' Cookie with cookies and not sharing, despite many attempts to request a cookie. Well as you might guess, old Cookie was awful sore about being toyed with this way and took those cookies, right out of his hand....along with his hand! The former owner didn't want anything to happen to Cookie, so he brought her to this old creek and let her go, with only one box of cookies as a goodbye present.

Now that dealer loved ol' Cookie, despite what previously happened, even visited every few months with cookies but as Cookie got older, it began to resent that former owner for abandoning it. One day that former owner came to visit and Cookie was old and angry and was no longer interested in cookies. She wanted blood! And she got it as the old master stuck his hand out, to give her a cookie she went right past it, and tore off his face!

So that's the beast before bRiaN now, trying to knock him out of his kayak. bRiaN feels for old Cookie and does not want to hurt her but also he has an important flight to catch....what to do? As Cookie circles, bRiaN remembered the thc cookie in his bag and thought it was worth a try. bRiaN does his best to sooth the poor thing with a song. As it seems to be working, bRiaN gets up the brass to hold his hand out with the thc cookie and the ol' girl must have smelled that high quality thc cause she gently came to the side of the boat and rubbed against it, as she once did to request a cookie.

bRiaN carefully places the cookie in her open waiting mouth. Jumps out of the boat and gives her belly, the rubbing of a lifetime. Then he says goodbye but promises to come back and visit her, after he sees his friend.

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"Thunder Knuckles, I got a few x-bux saved up and I think, I found just the job for you on the farm. You see...the donkey is a little under the weather and I thought maybe I could put that big mouth of yours to use finally. All you gotta do is hang out in the barn and if you see a snake, fox, mountain lion or if anything scary shows up really, just scream for help and an adult will come to your aid. Don't worry, we'll take Jimmy in too. Since he isn't an ass like you, he'll be treated to a meal and given a nice place to sleep. Given you guys are attached at the hip and all, figure he has to tag along. What do ya say? Oh hey, if I don't have enough, I'm sure I can get some extra something, something from ol' Donnie, he's always good for lending out the bread and cheddar, right?" Winks

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