CENTRAL PARK, NEW YORK - AFTERNOON

Deranged professional wrestler Micheal Graves is arguing with a hallucination of Dolly Waters. Micheal tries to hug Dolly but she shakes him off.

Micheal Graves: “Please Dolly, don't leave me.”

Dolly Waters: “I'm sorry Micheal, but I'm looking for somebody a bit braver. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.”

Micheal Graves: “I am such a person!”

Dolly frowns.

Dolly Waters: “I'm sorry, Micheal. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.”

Dolly leaves.

Micheal sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, cute psychologist, Dr. Molly Jones barges into the scene looking flustered.

Micheal Graves: “Goodness, Molly! Is everything okay?”

Dr. Molly Jones: “I'm afraid not.”

Micheal Graves: “What is it? Don't keep me in suspense…”

Dr. Molly Jones: “It's ... a Godzilla ... I saw Godzilla eat a bunch of children!”

Micheal Graves: “CHILDREN!?”

Dr. Molly Jones: “Yes, defenseless children!”

Micheal Graves: “What the fuck are we sitting around here for Molly! We've got to do something!!!”

Dr. Molly Jones: “I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.”

Micheal Graves: “You can start by telling me where this happened.”

Dr. Molly Jones: “I was…”

MOLLY fans herself and begins to wheeze.

Micheal Graves: “Focus Molly, focus! Where did it happen?”

Dr. Molly Jones: “A supermarket! That's right - a supermarket!”

Micheal Graves: “BE MORE SPECIFIC LADY!!!”

Dr. Molly Jones: “Morton Williams!!”

Micheal springs up and begins to run in the direction of the supermarket.

MORTON WILLIAMS PARKING LOT - SHORTLY AFTER

Godzilla is terrorizing two children.

Micheal, closely followed by MOLLY, rushes towards Godzilla, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

Dr. Molly Jones: “What is it? What's the matter?”

Micheal Graves: “That's not just any old Godzilla, that's THE Godzilla!”

Dr. Molly Jones: “There’s more than one Godzilla?”

Micheal Graves: “Well I don’t know. I just figured we were coming to save those kids from a fat guy in a lizard costume.”

Dr. Molly Jones: “Maybe we should find some help if we're going to save those children!

Micheal Graves: “No, I have a plan. Stay close.”

Godzilla turns and sees Micheal and Molly. He grins an evil grin.

Godzilla: “Micheal Graves, we meet again!”

Dr. Molly Jones: “You've met?”

Micheal Graves: “Yes. It was a long, long time ago…”

JAPAN - BACK IN TIME

A young Micheal is sitting in a park listening to some jpop music when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees Godzilla. He takes off his headphones.

Godzilla: “Would you like some gummy bears?”

Micheal's eyes light up, but then he studies Godzilla more closely and looks uneasy.

Micheal Graves: “I don't know, you look kind of scary.”

Godzilla: “Me? No. I'm not proud. I'm the least scary kaiju in the world.”

Micheal Graves: “Wait, you're a kaiju?”

Micheal runs away, screaming.

MORTON WILLIAMS PARKING LOT - PRESENT DAY

Godzilla: “You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.”

Molly whispers to Micheal.

Dr. Molly Jones: “You ran away?”

Micheal Graves: “He’s a giant monster. What was I supposed to do?”

Micheal turns to Godzilla.

Micheal Graves: “I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!”

Micheal turns to Molly.

Micheal Graves: “Do you trust me?”

Dr. Molly Jones: “I just met you, but given the circumstances… I suppose.”

Micheal rips Molly’s blouse open and exposes her breast.

Dr. Molly Jones: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?”

Micheal Graves: “Saving the children!”

Micheal uses all of his might to throw Molly and her bare breast at the feet of the monster.

Godzilla is distracted and gets a huge boner.

Micheal uses the distraction to his advantage and scoops the two children up under his arms and runs away.

Again.

PROMO

”Gravy’s back with a vengeance. That’s what the world is saying as I continue to get my name in lights at more and more events. So what’s this one, huh? An Anarchy battle royal? Why would I enter this? Why would I care? I’m already in a battle royal. That one has a house on the line. What do I get here? A shot at the Anarchy title?”

“Pffffffft!”

“I’m challenging for both the Xtreme and Universal championships next Savage. Think I care about the C show belt?”

“So If I didn’t enter into this match because I wanted that title shot, then why am I here?”

“Let’s just say that we all have our roles to play...“

“Speaking of…”

Micheal turns to a door behind him. He opens it, revealing two girls gagged and bound in a closet.

Fin