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Mini Morbid · (01-29-2020)

The scene opens with OUR HERO Mini Morbid on his throne.

No, no, not the royal throne of the empire of Mini Morbidonia, land of the most vascular men and the most iron wombed of women, not the throne of this kingdom carved form the bones of a dozen final specimens of now extinct animals EXCEPT THE DODO WHICH MINI MERELY WATCHED DIE ALONE... no. Morbidcito is on a different throne.

Mini Morbid is on his toilet.

"Come on... come on..."

Like the infamous European HERETIC Martin Luther, Mini's bowels are CONSTRICTED. His anus is full of concrete! NOTHING WILL MOVE!!!

He struggles valiantly. Like the warrior he is, he never wavers from the fight! He bears down and REDOUBLES HIS STRAINING! HEMORRHOIDS BE DAMNED!!! He shall have them executed at a later time.

*BLOOP*

"THERE we go!"

Mini is freed from his anchor of stool! He hops from the bowl and stands with his hands on his hips... but he is not so easily fooled! He knows what he has done! Like the former god Zeus, who Mini's own ancestors slaid atop Mount Olympus before impregnating his whore wife and then forcing her to perform her own abortion... just like the Olympian, Mini can birth gods in various ways! AND HE HAS SHIT A DEMON!

"Begone, vile shitubus!"

Mini produces his rapier. He swings expertly, but the steel of his blade crashes against the fecal homunculus's own scimitar.

"EGADS! Of course I birthed you armed to the teeth!"

The two then engage in SWASHBUCKLING and INTENSE FENCING! Mini, unmatched in battle, eventually overcomes. He defeats the defecated demon, finishing it with a sequence of thrusts and parries that would bring TEARS to the eyes of a Frenchman!

Mini watches the corpse of the shit goblin as it sinks into the toilet drain. He then pulls a photo of Maverick out of his pocket and wipes his asshole clean.

~FIN~

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