I'd like to welcome back Dan McKim! He’s going to show me how to do shot put.


Dan McKim starts to laugh.


What’s so funny Dan?

Whoever told you we do the “shot put” in the World Highland games is full of shit, Thunder Knuckles.


Thunder Knuckles looks into the camera.


Why am I not surprised, Bob? You fat fuck.



Thunder Knuckles looks back at Dan McKim.


So what do you play in the Highland Games that Bob’s country ass didn’t understand?

We do something similar, it's called the Stone Put. Instead of an iron ball, we use a 22 lb round stone.

Oh, because the stone is larger than the metal.

Exactly, man shit.

Man shit!

Here’s a rundown of the rules. Similar to shot put but you can use any style you like to throw the stone. The stone must be cradled to your neck before you throw it. You CAN NOT step over the trig. It’s normally a longboard placed on the ground, known as the toe board. Last but not least the stone has to fall between the two lines. The competitor who throws it the farthest wins.

Sound pretty fucking easy when you say it all like that.

Here let me show you.





Fucking more exercise. Goddamnit.

Now give it a try.


Thunder Knuckles tries several times not throwing near as far as Dan McKim.


It takes a while. Just keep practicing until the day of the event. I’m sure you throw it farther than anyone else. They’ll be thinking, they’re throwing smaller metal balls but you’ll know that it's a stone.


Thunder Knuckles give out a winded chuckle.


Yeah, that is if Bob’s fat ass knows it’s stone by then.

Good point. I have to tell you, Thunder Knuckles. It seems like your doomed to be beaten by legends. I personally think they’d cry too hard if they lose.

Thanks, Dan McKim, Four-time World Highland Champion.

No problem Thunder Knuckles I just call it as I see it. Kinda like…

Drezdin! Our future President of the United States of America!

He even tried to call you out I saw that.

Yeah, fucking camera guys are everywhere.

You should give it one more good throw.


Thunder Knuckles throws it and doesn’t wait for it to land.


Anyway Dan…


Dan McKim yells out.


Thunder Knuckles you threw it farther than me!


Thunder Knuckles turns around and sees that he indeed throws the stone farther than a former four-time world highland games champion. Thunder Knuckles's phone rings and he answers it.


What the fuck do you want, Jimmy?


Thunder Knuckles pauses for a reply.


You have to be fucking kidding me. Whatever, bye Jimmy.


Thunder Knuckles hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket.


Alright, Dan McKim let's call it for the day.

We got plenty of time.

No, we don’t Dan. Looks like Boris is in this event. I'm sure the footage will be edited to where I didn't even show up.