Amazing what you can afford when your me....



A title fit for a legend!

That title is more meaningless and adds even less value to your ability than any other title would. Wow, good job!


Excuse me while I piss on my title some more

• Excuse me Mr. Legend but may I make a proposition? Seeing as your new Legendary title means everyone in our triple threat match is now a title holder, do you want to put your Legendary title on the line in the match?
  
  Come on, Chris, let's punk Punk by having him be the only title holder too afraid to put his gold on the line.
  
  

Punkie boy....
Just could resist huh!!
Frankly i got tired of you tucking you tail in between your legs and hiding behin excuses....
When your balls ascend from inside your stomach then you have permission to speak until then....

Ill continue being a Legend

Everytime my Legendary title is up $20,000 is as well....

I accept

It is settled then, this will be on the line as well. Although I do not agree with you making up a championship so it looks like you hold a title, it will make things a little more interesting.

• Fantastic! So now our triple threat match is for TWO titles! Out of all three of us the only little Poopoo-Pantsy Nancy who's afraid to put their title on the line in our match is Punky Brewster.
  
  
  
  Bitch. Talk to Heyman and put those Euros on the line!
  
  

Heyman has agreed that it is up to Punk if I remember correctly.

then i here bi submit to you this work of art. This is the DONGCHAMPIONSHIP!



I will defend this DONGCHAMPIONSHIP in my next match but I don'g have an opponent yet. Who wants to challenge for this belt?

Archie, I don't want to put my title on the line against morons who not only have not earned it, but would find a way to decrease the prestige of useless gold straps that mean nothing already.

Instead, I'll put my other title on the line. The Beer Pong Champiomship

I think I am going to have to side with the above to be fair, I am not sure you can really just create a championship. Didn't think it through, but the imaginary championship will not be defended...

However Punk, I wouldn't mind a shot at the Beer Pong Championship?

Luca falls upward from the floor and into the middle of the group.

"Dong's title is the most prestigious one of all time.

OF.

ALL.

TIME.

That is all."

Luca then climbs back up downward because that's totally possible.

Unfortunately the Legendary title isnt an official title but it does hold weight...
It serves as a constent reminder that i can buy anything i see fit, while you poor, worthless guppies have to live fist to mouth.....

The life of a star is never dull, there are always haters

you remind me of someone....Someone...I HATE!!!

I hate all you actor's! you all disgust me!

Chris legend is good at acting.

ACTING important.

Ba dum tsk.

I think im going to add you haters to the payroll so at least you can get paid for envying a Superstar like myself...
SKULLY..... WHO IN THE BLOODY SACK OF DOG SHIT told you to stop scrubbing my toilets....

Punk.... Your scared.... We get it..... You need to shit talk in order to assure yourself that you actually have a chance at winning....

Dong.... You cant afford business with me so continue your cat fight with Johnny boy....

And, Arcie, Heymen and who ever else! This is something that i wanna do..... We're all here because we love wrestling. Why not add an extra $20,000 to the mix?
It makes my opponent that much more ineresting...
Dont worry i can afford it.....

Exactly Chris, you are right. We are all here because we love wrestling. We are not here so that you can flaunt money around unnecessarily. The match is for the X-Treme Championship, so quit trying to change the stipulations. That title is more valuable than your money anyway.

Nah Chris. I'm not talking shit, I'm talking maniacal statements.

The title isn't valuable Archie. When I win it, I burn it.

I believe we have business to discuss, Mr.Lawson

The X-Treme title is worthless?

Yes you're right Punk, we most certainly do.

Of course we do. Talk with me privately.

And the title isn't necessarily worthless.. It just adds no value to any of these fools

(06-11-2013, 02:45 PM)CM Punk Said: Of course we do. Talk with me privately.

And the title isn't necessarily worthless.. It just adds no value to any of these fools

To quote Shawn Michaels, it's not the title that makes the man, it's the man who makes the title!

(06-11-2013, 02:52 PM)Archie Lawson Said:

(06-11-2013, 02:45 PM)CM Punk Said: Of course we do. Talk with me privately.

And the title isn't necessarily worthless.. It just adds no value to any of these fools

To quote Shawn Michaels, it's not the title that makes the man, it's the man who makes the title!

Exactly. Thank you for describing how I feel.

And none of these fools add any prestige to any of these titles. These titles are just, as I've said before, bigwig brass rings, and they would be mere pawns and puppets if they captured them.

Me? Well, I don't necessarily care for the titles. I'm just making sure they don't end up in the same hands or the wrong hands repeatedly. That's why I'm taking them and destroying them.

(06-11-2013, 11:17 AM)Mr. Satellite Said: - Interesting. Then going by these strange rules that someone can just walk in with a title and not only is it acceptable to do this, but it's allowed to be defended and lost. The I submit this...





- We'll call it my 'Paper Crane Of Doom!' and I'm putting it on the line for this Saturday's match. This right here, carries some serious weight, despite it's actual lightness in weight and it's meager construction. Tony Santos really needs to bring his A+ game to our match now!

Santos: I'm calling for sanctions against Satellite for not letting me know directly that the Paper Crane of Doom would be on the line in our TV Title match! Had I known that, I would've thrown out a performance of The Crow or something.