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Tommy Wish · **11-19-2019, 10:20 AM**

Jimmy Jimmy my dolphin boy
How far you come in the 24/7 world
You were a multiple time HMW champ
Now you got yourself screwed by Atari
Oh my oh my I can hear Willy cry
As you be clubbed over your skull
I am not afraid to admit you suck
But on the same route
I see you have potential
The potential to fall off into the ocean
Ok Boomer your time is up
I'm not even close to that age
As you sit there questioning you reign
I'm going to end it right there in your face
So if they want to DQ me for not talkin shit
Imma beat your ass like millennial bitch

Then we see the DJ stop cutting as Tommy pulls out a baseball bat, and clubs the loving dogshit out of Jim and falls on the floor. He pins him with the bat to his chest.

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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **11-19-2019, 05:54 PM**

I didn't think I would win, but guess im here

Your mum gay

Your granny tranny

Your a generic edgelord

You shop at hot topic

Tommy Wish · **11-19-2019, 06:11 PM**

Of course you didn't think you win it
All because you'sa generic boomer
My mother and my granny anit gay
But do you want to go that route?
Well the Jimson tree is fucked
More then an apricot tree being timbered
So what if im an edgelord and shop at hot topic?
You still a man with five loses in your streak
Not even the JOB Sqaud wanna hire you
So go back to the pinecones you jabroni

Tommy whacks Jim some more with the bat, and covers him with force...

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **11-19-2019, 07:21 PM**

Fuck

you

you

annoying

emo

Yes, I lost 5 matches, I accept that I lost, but I have inproved because that is what men do. But boys they go and piss and moan and try to make fun of peoples loss records.
seems like the mother and granny comment hurt a bit. Do you have mommy issues huh. Is that why your such a little edgelord did she not love you enough or maybe its because she loved you TOO much. Tommy. was your mum, your sister and your wife the same person.

And by the way they are RELATIVES, most relatives have diferent last names, so why dont you leave and go baxk home, sit down, and listen to some emo trash

Tommy Wish · **11-19-2019, 07:35 PM**

Ah, I see I got you heated over your streak, it make sense that a boomer like you would get so defensive over it? I mean, at the end of the day.. its all a big work, and you are just in the plain view of being the dolphin puppet, always striving for that acceptance to your own mediocrity of why you even are in this company in the first place.

The more you call me an emo, the more I can call you a wannabe boomer who secretly wants to fuck pinecones, and club seals until you get yourself fired from this place. Also what's "inproved"? is that a new dialect from the Jimson family, because that kinda worries me that you "inproved" your weak poetic rhetoric, so im glad that you are understanding that you aren't good enough to hold this strap.

Also, yes I have mother issues... but who doesn't? Also I did live in the south but didn't have feelings for the same family members, although i did have my way with my sisters f--- nah... I won't go there. So Jim, you can pretend that are better than the next man, but all I see is a man who has no purpose here.

No more bats, just a straight Billyclub to this boomer's dome until his skull caved in... and cover's him again...

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **11-19-2019, 07:47 PM**

Damn you win I have nothing to hit back with, im gen z though and your still an emo that is probably listening to my chemical romance

Atticus Gold · **11-20-2019, 04:53 AM**

It was a short but sweet reign.

Winner and NEW FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION - TOMMY WISH!

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