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Jim "the Jim" Jimson Offline
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin



XWF FanBase:
Not Over

(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#1
11-16-2019, 02:22 AM

A flickering camera turns on, there is a garage and a something covered by a blanket on screen.

we are, in Gannosuke, Japan. You may be wondering. Why am I here? What am I doing? Are pinecones for sale on the Japanese black market? No, sadly no. I'm in Japan so I can unveil my master plan. You see I am the true Heavymetalweight2champion of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! I am still a champ. Management haven't taken my precious little title away, this is obviously becuase of the space-time continuum breaking in half, even space and time itself can't believe Jim Jimson lost the Heavymetalweight title, so it snapped the universe in half. Leaving me with the real championship and a fake one made by VV, but when I look at who the XWF recognizes is champ, I see Atara Themis and not Jim Jimson. This is a disgrace to wrestling and let me tell you, XWF I'm suing you for spreading false information. We are going to have a rana of a time in court. Anyway back to Atara, You are a fake champion and I'm here to correct the universe, you had your fun with the Championship, but now its time.

Jimson walks over to the covers and takes them off to reveal Atara tied to a chair


Who knew kidnapping someone was so easy, I set up a trap inside your house and you fell for it in seconds.


Jim gets up in Atara's face


Wait this isn't Atara, this is a mannequin

God dang it



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Ok, so I'm currently outside Savage. Let's be honest. The Heavymetalweight title is the Pinnacle of the XWF. Have you ever seen a wrestling title never be defended in any matches? No, even a schoolboy can see that, it's the best title. Even losers like Micheal O'Conner. Stupid O'Conner thought he was so cool, having hair in high school

"Why are you balding in your teenage years? I think you should see a doctor"
Hello
"Why are you eating Pinecones for lunch? That doesn't seem healthy"
Hows it going
"Why do so many of your brothers have different last names? Are they adopted?"
You think there's a mystery pin hiding here huh
Maybe you should stop asking Questions, Micheal! You fucking bitch!
But I'm not like that though, no pins here
Gannosuke was so cool, now I'm here in Vegas. They don't even sell those weird Octopus DVDs in Vegas.


Jim sneaks past the Savage security with his Pinecone Jin-Jitsu magic.

Jim is standing outside Atara's room

You know, Atara you are a false prophet, I am Jesus and you are Bar-Jesus. I will be hanged on a crucifix and remembered for years in XWF history, while you. Will be remembered by people having to study for there Religion Exams

Jim sneaks into Atara's locker room and sees her eating fruit roll-ups

Jim kicks her in the lady balls and pins her

1

2

2 and a half

2 and 3 quarters



7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  


The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is
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What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson Offline
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin



XWF FanBase:
Not Over

(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#2
11-16-2019, 03:34 PM

Well, its been 12 hours. Got my title back right?



7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  


The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is
[Image: tJUYYdT.jpg]















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Thunder Knuckles™ Offline
A No Good Bastard



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#3
11-16-2019, 03:37 PM

The real Heavymetalweight Champion is back!

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Theo Pryce Offline
King of Kings
Management Lv. E-Rex



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#4
11-16-2019, 04:01 PM

Winner and New Champ: Jim Jimson

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Atara Raven Offline
Αφροδίτη Ενσαρκωμένη



XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#5
11-18-2019, 05:35 PM

(11-16-2019, 03:37 PM)Thunder Knuckles Said: The real Heavymetalweight Champion is back!



Can I hire you as my representative? Like Vita, I'm still owed for a previous defense. I'll endorse your candidacy?

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2×
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2x Freestyle Champion
1× Federweight Champion
2× Heavymetalweight Champion

1x Fade 2 Black High Voltage Champion
1x Fight NYC! Brooklyn Champion
1x Fight NYC! Island Champion
#29 XWF Top 50 2021
AW Top 100 2021
#13 EFed Podcast Top 100 2022
#67 Efed Podcast Top 100 2021
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
The Guy
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XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#6
11-18-2019, 07:29 PM

Atara, have I made it up to you! I sent you a REALLY valuable gift!

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XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#7
11-18-2019, 08:07 PM

......sure....

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2×
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[Image: YLZBFO7.png]
2x Freestyle Champion
1× Federweight Champion
2× Heavymetalweight Champion

1x Fade 2 Black High Voltage Champion
1x Fight NYC! Brooklyn Champion
1x Fight NYC! Island Champion
#29 XWF Top 50 2021
AW Top 100 2021
#13 EFed Podcast Top 100 2022
#67 Efed Podcast Top 100 2021
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drezdin5788 Offline
T.D.O>



XWF FanBase:
Hardcore, psycho fans

(cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)


#8
11-18-2019, 08:21 PM

Lay off vinny

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NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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The Guy
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XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#9
11-19-2019, 06:49 AM

Drezdin, I feel like I owe you some merch sales, dude! What sort of memorabilia screams DREZDIN to you?

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