THIS JUST IN: Shane recently acquired footage of what he says is a relative of "Childkiller" Chris Page trying to convince Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the only way to save the climate is to start eating all the babies. It seems the Page family's hatred for the youth knows no bounds. When asked for further comment on this, Shane was too sick to his stomach to speak. He believes this footage of what is probably CCP's brain damaged wife or sister speaks for itself...

“Let’s be fair, my family nor myself would NEVER appear in Queens, New York.”

"As a father this sort of thing disturbs me greatly. I understand you can't control your family and I see you think that allowing them to use the lower levels of the media to express their radical beliefs, a viable source for you. From your perspective, this might be true. They get to vent and you don't get the outrage of the entire globe. Obviously you are mistaken and need to wrangle this into control. Sort your business and things shall fix themselves."


"On an unrelated topic, my son will attend matches. For myself, my brothers, his grandfather, etc. He likes these events and gets along rather well with the gms. He says he hopes to become a general manager one day. Anyway, if you could keep your temper in check around the boy, that would be greatly appreciated. You showcased violence on a minor and I wouldn't want to murder you. That's not a threat, it's a parent looking out for his kid."


"Hey but good luck and I am sure you shall get those rage orders in check."


"Please take them out on adults, if violence is the answer though. They made me fight Dolly Waters and I regret it everyday, she was disappointed when I let her win and then I had a rematch. That poor child has never been the same since. I should have simply let her win again. It is one of my biggest regrets. One more notch on my belt of regrets."

** yawns **

(10-05-2019, 04:57 AM)The Brothers Blackwater Said:


"As a father this sort of thing disturbs me greatly. I understand you can't control your family and I see you think that allowing them to use the lower levels of the media to express their radical beliefs, a viable source for you. From your perspective, this might be true. They get to vent and you don't get the outrage of the entire globe. Obviously you are mistaken and need to wrangle this into control. Sort your business and things shall fix themselves."


"On an unrelated topic, my son will attend matches. For myself, my brothers, his grandfather, etc. He likes these events and gets along rather well with the gms. He says he hopes to become a general manager one day. Anyway, if you could keep your temper in check around the boy, that would be greatly appreciated. You showcased violence on a minor and I wouldn't want to murder you. That's not a threat, it's a parent looking out for his kid."


"Hey but good luck and I am sure you shall get those rage orders in check."


"Please take them out on adults, if violence is the answer though. They made me fight Dolly Waters and I regret it everyday, she was disappointed when I let her win and then I had a rematch. That poor child has never been the same since. I should have simply let her win again. It is one of my biggest regrets. One more notch on my belt of regrets."