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La vida de un bicho
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Hanari Carnes Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



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(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#1
09-28-2019, 09:40 PM

Hanari sat in a booth in the back of the club. His suit coat was unbuttoned to reveal a dress shirt, which was also unbuttoned, with a gold chain around his neck that was visible from quite some distance away. In front of him on the table was a glass of golden liquid, which one could only assume was tequila. Puffing his cigar, he held it with his right hand, on which his pinky finger was dressed with a gold ring. A cloud of smoke encompassed him, but he didn't bother to wave it off.

Hanari was enjoying himself. He was loving life. He wasn't running to the XWF Television Network to suck off Steve Sayors for fifteen minutes of fame and a face full of sawdust....poor guy....no, he was sitting in one of the hottest clubs in South Beach, VIP, as a Gold Club member, and relaxing. He had, if nothing else, proven to himself that he deserved this. He proved to himself that he was good enough to be among the XWF elite, and that is all that mattered. While his opponents were running around in a frantic maze, trying to figure out who Hanari Carnes really was, and throwing out insults that had more hot air in them than the Goodyear Blimp, Hanari was smiling.

Picking up the cup and taking a sip, his eye caught something on the wall. On the edge of the gold plated molding, something was moving.

It was a black shape, small in the grand scheme of things, but pretty big when you consider what it was. Hanari shifted in his leather clad booth to try to get a better look.

It was a cockroach.

Common in this part of the country, and especially in Florida and back home in the Dominican, Hanari had seen his fair share of these creatures. It was on its way back to its hole, and traveling at a decent speed. Cockroaches prefer to shelter in narrow cracks and crevices.....

....Hanari laughed to himself when he thought about Sarah living inside the crack in Vinnie's ass............

He took another sip of his drink, his gold ring clinking on the glass as he brought it to his mouth.

He remembered back to his grammar school days. Mrs. Rojas used to teach kids about the different kind of bugs they would encounter in everyday life, seeing as there were so many different kinds in he Dominican. He had fond memories of Mrs. Rojas.

As he took another puff, he envisioned himself sitting in her class. He always sat towards the middle. He remembered her standing in front of the room, usually in something tight fitting. What a rack she had.........santa mierda! The projector screen had images of creepy crawlers on it. He remembered the cockroach in specific.

He could still hear her voice.

"A cockroach can live for a week without its head. Due to their open circulatory system, and the fact that they breathe through little holes in each of their body segments, they are not dependent on the mouth or head to breathe. The roach only dies because without a mouth, it can't drink water and dies of thirst."

If only someone else he could think of could not be absolutely dependent on their mouth.........

"A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes, and can even survive being submerged under water for half an hour. They hold their breath often to help regulate their loss of water."

So the roaches were smart enough to plan........smart enough to take the necessary precautions to survive against a less than favorable situation..........If only someone else he could think of could think for once instead of acting on instinct........

"Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour, which means they can spread germs and bacteria throughout a home very quickly."

Taking a puff of his cigar, his drink in one hand, he sloshed the gold liquid around as he smiled.....If only he had known then what he knows now. He could think of someone who ran through their new home very quickly, spreading filth and bacteria throughout, sprinkling the landscape with shit.
Shaking his head, he watched as the roach disappeared into the hole from which it came.....

"The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer. They are most likely attracted by the alcohol mixed with hops and sugar."

He could think of someone who drinks for the sake of drinking, who is attracted to the alcohol itself because it makes them think they look cool, but really just uses it to drown the mediocrity away.

Just as he was getting ready to get off this topic and look at some of the beautiful women in the club, he felt something on his foot. Sliding his foot out from under the table, he saw another cockroach scurry across his shoe.

Always trying to be part of the action. He could think of someone, something, somewhere........

"Lacklan" he said to himself.

Standing up he watched as the bug began to scurry, running away from any true test. He swore he heard a hissing noise. All talk, no fight.

Typical.

Just as the server came back with his Gold Card in a booklet for him to sign............

Stepping on it with a good deal of force, he felt the crunch.

Just like that.........it was over.

She survived on Night One..........

Night Three, she would die.

The Era of Apex ended with Hanari Carnes..........

Lacklandland dies at his hand...

He grabbed his gold, blew a kiss, and left the bar with his dignity intact, which is more than he could say about the Lacklan's

Lacklanland


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Hanari, for his entire career, his entire life, has been a big fan of respect. A smile, big pearly whites. Hanari has always been known as de nice guy, Respecting opponents, elders, peers, siblings, teachers, bosses, chu name it. Hanari has been raised to know that respect es earned in life, never jus' given. Hanari has went through his entire life giving respect, and getting it in return. Until he got here. Hanari has not been respected since day one, but in true Carnes fashion, he has went out an' earned it. Dethroning a long-reigning campeón in his second eva match. Then after a long-standing hiatus, Hanari returned. Did he feel he was due respect? No. He felt he needed to re-earn everything he lost. Match after match Hanari has pushed some of de top superstars in de business to de limit. Hanari es one tough hijo de puta. Chu no believe, ask Santos, ask Ned Kaye, ask Peter Gilmour how his arm feels. But despite all of dat, Hanari still gets no damn respect. Then Hanari teams up with Missa Justice an' runs through dis tournament to dethrone de best of de best, win de tag team titles, and still yet Los coleccionistas de brazos are de underdogs, as campeones, in a match dat will surely highlight dis entire Relentless event. One of de most anticipated matches in history, and de campeones are de underdogs.

Do chu see why dis would irk someone like me?

So Sarah, Kenzi, Hanari es no longer going to be de nice guy. Hanari es out for blood. Hanari es out to hurt the two of you, because honestly, that es de only way to shut chu up.

Sarah, chu can only hide behind Vinnie for so long. So long before de lie dat es chor career, hell chor entire life, es finally exposed. Shane , a man who carried this company on his back for a decade and has done more for de development of this company to what it is today than anyone else, called chu both out on your bullshit. What did chu do? Chu ran to Vinnie and tried to make him out to be a pariah, de bad guy, de villain.

Chu think he's a dick because he's real.

But chu wanna talk about being called out on bullshit, pulling no punches, and holding people accountable? Okay, puta, lets tango.



The Most Self-Righteous Puta Alive Said:A LOT of people in my career take it REALLY personal when I talk about records and the whole “who beat who” chain. But that is because I hold them accountable for their actions. I hold them accountable for what they have done. I don’t lie or cheat, I don’t make up random shit and hope no one notices. I don’t come up with the most offensive or idiotic thing just for the shock value. I simply hold up the mirror and force people to look at themselves.

People HATE having to look at themselves, Steve.

Sarah, has chu ever truly looked into a mirror chica? Has chu ever listened to the words that spew out of your dick-sheath like a sewage pipe? Did you listen to what Shane said or were chu jus' too self consumed to fully 'understand' it? Chu pride chorself on being a little fireball, chu move a mile a minute, but chu need to slow down, take a deep breath, and realize that chor entire life is a giant contradiction. Chor entire mantra es a lie, and chu hid it well until now.

The Same Self-Righteous Puta From Before Said:I REFUSE to accept the goingson of men and women coming together in a circle and jerking themselves off for the betterment of only themselves

What has chor ass been doing since anyone cares to remember? It is ALL about chu, Sarah. The limelight, the ratings, the attention. Chu need it like an addict needs their fix. Chu is so focused on building your brand chu don't stop to realize that chor brand is being nothing more than a whiny brat that nobody on dis roster can stand. Chu want to talk about how Hanari pissed and moaned about over coming obstacles, but chu rambled on and on about how chu came to be. A story better left for a bio page, not a promo.

Chu es entitled because chu have been allowed to be. Chu ran to the C show that XWF needed for validation because chu needed validation chorself. Chu quickly won that title over sub par competition on a program where chu could be talked about, chu could be the face of de program, and chu could finally be successful. Who runs dat program? Oh yeah...Vinnie. Chu has buried your head so far up the bosses ass Hanari can't tell where chu end and he begins! Chu think et es all fine an' dandy that chu have been coddled like the toddler chu look like, but are so quick to downplay everyone else and dey accomplishments because.......well...chu know you es a fraud. For someone who claims they hate people judging others, chu sure do a lot of it........maybe, just maybe....somewhere deep down, chu hate chorself. Chu has demanded "CONSISTENT EXCELLENCE", but the only thing consistent about chu es being CONSISTENTLY CONTRADICTORY. But ets okay, right, because papa Vinnie will bail chu out?

Chu know he will. He always does.

Chu know, de smallest dog es usually de loudest dog. Thas' all chu is, a small dog. Barking and barking, trying to stand ya ground, before nibbling at de ankles of anyone who oppose. Bark bark bark but then get torn apart by the quieter, bigger dog. It's a Napolean complex wit chu, and Hanari es finally going to prove to everything that Sarah's bark es much bigger than her bite. And Kenzi? Chu think Hanari doesn't know who she es mang? Hanari knows about her, but he just doesn't care. She is irelevant....et es a Sarah Lacklan show an' always has been. Chu es stuck in a spotlight that was given to you, not one chu earned, and chu have been barking at all de bigger dogs ever since. Defending chor territory vocally, but chu has never faced this dog before. De Hanari chu step in de ring with a few months ago, dat was no this Hanari mang. Dis Hanari es hungry, and now dat he has had a taste he no want to give it up. Tomorrow night, we will see how de small loud dog fares against de big dog.

In fact, chor whole career has been one long look of admiration in the mirror. Kenzi has to resort to comedy posts, some nifty photo shopping abilities, and Steve Sayors ineptitude to cover XWF affairs to get her point across. Kenzi has been backed into a corner where her promo looks the exact same, twice....two Steve Sayors show ratings daggers where she makes fake accents, pulls up doctored photos on the screen, and tries to use her second-coat of paint-sense of humor to take digs at Hanari. Kenzi is a dog, a perra, jus' like chu es, only she es caged by the one person she depends on to be in her corner de most. Kenzi, chu wonder why all of our focus been on Sarah? She created that herself.......Lacklandland........think about it, chica. Chu are nothing but a warm body to her. Chu es nothing but a tag partner. She has de fame, the belt, de Queen of XWF tag.......chu are nothing but a prop and chu es too stupid to see that Sayors was jus' bein used for de same thing. Chu look stupid, chica. As always.

Hanari has already walked into one kingdom and burned it to de ground. A Kingdom dat was much bigger and much more established than yours is. A kingdom that seemed unconquerable. A kingdom that many thought would never topple. A kingdom known as Apex. Hanari has stood in de face of de greatest adversity chu can face in dis company, and he burned it to de ground. Apex was much like chu two.......overconfident, cocky even. There es a fine line between cockiness an confidence, and chu skate it constantly. At least APEX could come up with cogent insults. They made sense. Chu two just throw shit at the wall, chu just try to be loud and boisterous an' think chu es going to make your opponent scared because chu can be louder.......Hanari has neither the time nor de crayons to explain dis to you.

Sarah, chu are so consumed with being heard, chu no take the time to check if chu es right. Chu COMPLIMENTED Hanari.......

Don't remember? Too busy filling the room with hot air? Let's recap.


STILL THE MOST SELF-RIGHTEOUS PUTA Said:When we fought in July, I tore him asunder for his lack of relevancy and just how little he matters in this company, much less the wider world of wrestling, and he has yet to show anything different for us to chew upon

Isn't that what Hanari es supposed to do? Hanari has done nothing but keep his mouth shut and go out there and perform. Sure, chu lamented the fact that Hanari was on a bit of a losing streak after your match, and Hanari es man enough to admit that he came up JUST short a few times. But for someone who trashes others for talking about their past, chu sure like to bring it up. All dat matters now es that Hanari has dis title, and chu es, for de first time, on de outside looking in. Chu complimented Hanari and brought up irrelevant matches that won't matter any more than the numbers on the paper they es written on........

.............maybe there was something to dis Shane thing. Maybe, just maybe, Shane was RIGHT. Chu don't understand the gravity of your words but use them anyway so chu can be one of de 'cool kids'. Chu isn't.

But Shane wasn't de only one who was right, mamacita. Oh no. James Raven was right, too.

Hanari es no the person chu fought back in July. Hanari es no the person chu think he is. Hanari is a dangerous man, and we are de most dangerous team in the XWF. Hanari es going to relish dis opportunity. Maybe he will break your little chew-toy's arm first........Steve will hold chu back as Hanari make her scream and beg......plead.....anything but that pain of the Viva La Republic! Then.....Hanari will make her look into your eyes when..............

SNAP!

Chu will have to make a decision den.......do chu save the little twat or do you try to save yourself? Hanari and Steve aren't just going to expose chu for being a liar but also being a coward. Then, no matter what the decision is......we are going to disect you like a biology class experiment. Peel back the layers until chu wish chu was in that car accident ten times over. A wheel chair will seem like a blessing. Hanari walked into the Kingdom of Apex, not knowing what the expect, and tore it down. Now, he marches, head held high and gold around his waist.........into Lacklandland...........and he will burn it to the ground.

Chu are about to embark on a journey chu didn't come prepared for. For Hanari, dis is personal. Dis is about respect, dis is about earning his keep, dis is about survival. Who can out last who. Dis is about Hanari showing the XWF Universe that this title run es no a fluke.

I am glad chu enjoyed your time with Steve Sayors, ladies, because de next time chu see him, the only thing going "SQUEEEEE" will be de machines they have chu hooked up to.

James was right.....Hanari es no longer de man chu faced in July. This Hanari will relish in your pain, will relish in your plight, and will finally earn the respect chu refuse to provide him..........

Hanari es not the man chu think he is................

He es so much better.

Vita took your pride, Hanari es going to take the rest.


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