Let’s take a few minutes and talk about what you DON’T do when you’re trying to prove some sort of second rate point as a second rate piece of talent like the twat waffle Sarah has already done. First, when you’re trying to sell your team to anyone that will listen on how badass you are… make sure your partner has the funds to hire a crew to film a promo that equally matches the massive shit you’re going to try to talk. Second, never leave the door wide ass open for such an easy retort to any and every dismal point you’re trying to make, example, apparently in other organizations you’ve teamed together and have found slivers of success but yet you suggest that two former XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS aren’t capable enough to throw around and embarrass two second rate mid card talents such as yourselves around like a couple of rag dolls… and because of what, exactly? Oh yeah, we aren’t a team. Sweetheart I hate to be the one to break it to you but while FAMINE and I have a storied history from being the bitterest of rivals to the fastest of friends we don’t have to team together frequently to shut the mouths of little girls like the two of you.. Because clearly one of you is silent enough.


Don’t you just HATE it when you open your mouth and insert your foot?


I mean I personally wouldn’t know what the tastes of my own toe jam tastes like because I don’t really do that often; or should I say haven’t done that often because I’m a man that would like to think that he’s learned from his previous mistakes while firmly taking advantage of the misfortunate people like you Sarah that does. The problem with you trying to sell me and the rest of the free world with half a brain that you and your partner are so badass and are going to mop the floor with FAMINE and I is very simple… you’re not capable… as a matter of fact it could be your best night and our worst and you STILL wouldn’t be capable of eliminating us from this tournament. This is ours to win and you’re just a formality, that’s a fact. I understand that you might be bitter and jaded about our path to the semi-finals as compared to yours… but personally I don’t give a flying fuck because what matters is right here and right now with the finals of this tournament and OUR shot at claiming the XWF World Tag Team Championship with our grasp we’re going to own this little mafia for no other reason than because we can and they can’t stop us. I am undecided if I’m even going to give these two little kids anymore of my time because they’re certainly not tall enough to ride this ride and if you’re not going to have enough respect for this tournament to open your mouth and talk why should I pretend to think you’re an actual challenge that is going to pose me or FAMINE any real threat? What, you think you’re going to bring a mute to a fight and win?


Highly unlikely.


So I’ll go ahead and address the elephant in the room with the departure of one CHRIS PAGE.


What’s about to happen next is a fuck you to each and every one of you that thought he called our shots. Yes, he was responsible for us coming back and clearly that plan backfired with immediate departures of talent but he most certainly did not control anyone’s destiny other than his own. I can see his point of view in saying fuck it because at this point in his career he doesn’t really owe anyone shit and he did his job by attracting attention to a title scene that’s been dead for over a year. Safe to say he proved his point.


FAMINE and I are the only two left.


Not only are we the only two left but we’re going to be the first to LEGITIMATELY win XWF gold without the office having grounds to take them away, and in order to do that we get to have a lot of fun with these midgets that are better suited for Micro Championship Wrestling… at least then they MIGHT be a draw of some sorts because here in the land of extreme they have a hard time drawing flies over the fresh pile of shit that they call a promotional piece. Rather funny we haven’t heard from either of those alleged specialist all week long when Sarah was the one stating we can’t cut promos without you speaking first. Well, where the first response for this week? Where’s all this bullshit you are spitting? Oh that’s right, reality has set in and you understand that you’ve written a check that sweet little ass can’t cash.


Hey, it happens Sarah.


Look at what happened with CHRIS PAGE.


Walked in and said he was going to take the Universal Title and fell short. He ate crow for it much like you’re going to do the same when you and your partner are left laying on your back looking up at the lights as you hear that announcement that the winners of this contest and advancing to Relentless… THE TRISTAN SLATER and FAMINE of the VILE, the UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I’ve already spoken about how two men with nothing in common can become a force to be reckoned with and while FAMINE and I laugh our asses off at the mere thought of you two skirts posing us any kind of real threat you might think that we’re underestimating you much like you’ve already underestimated us; not the case because while you were professing how dominate this mafia is you didn’t expect your partner to give you the silent treatment and make you look about as stupid as Peter Gilmour trying to form a complete sentence. At the end of the day I’m going to give you just a little bit more than what your partner gave us because if she doesn’t have the respect for us and this tournament I don’t have the respect to cut a full promo on you. So here’s your spoiler, we win and you lose… and then you’re excuses can pour out about how this wasn’t fair or how we didn’t have a hard road or whatever the fuck you need to tell yourself in order to make yourself feel remotely better about being a fucking failure, ho.

- XWF World Heavyweight Champion x2
- XWF United States Champion x1
- XWF Xtreme Champion x1