-Hunter Payne is getting ready to drive to check out the arena for Monday Madness, he just got his car from the valet-


Payne: Thank you sir.


-Hunter Payne grabs his keys-


Valet: Umm sir, we found a note on the windshield when we picked it up.


-Hunter Payne grabs the note and reads it aloud-


" Again, best of luck. I'll be closer than you think ;)


XOXO , Your biggest fan and future manager<3

PS: I loved your Fandangoing video! Oh yeah, check the trunk! "



Payne: Oh shit! How did she get into my trunk?


-Hunter Payne rushes to the trunk and opens it. He finds a replica of his favorite belt, the Attitude Era WWF Championship and a closed shoebox with 'open me' on it. -


Payne: Fuck. Please don't fucking be a cooked bunny.


-Hesitant at first, but he eventually opens the shoebox. And breathes a sigh of relief-


Valet: What is it sir?


Payne: Looks like old pictures of me wrestling at my old company.... and on movie sets.... and really recent ones... This is getting really weird! Did you see anybody near my car?!


Valet: No sir. What's wrong?


Payne: I thought I just had a crazy fan staying here last time, but now I think I have a legitimate stalker. I got to go, I'm really creeped out.


-Hunter Payne throws everything in his trunk, slams it, gets in his car and speeds off-