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The Rocky Road To Dublin RP 1/3
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Barney Green Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos

(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


#1
08-09-2019, 03:12 PM



There once was a man named Barney Green,
Who decided to become lean,
He sure isn't the same guy,
He didn't die,
He surely is a machine

How was that for my rhyming ability? Straight off the top of my head. I got this like my name was Epic Lloyd. Although I don't have that ability to rap, I sure as hell can rhyme and have it make sense. Stepping into Ireland for Warfare. What a fun show this will be. The home of the greatest Irishman of all time, Shane MacGowan.

The only guy that could probably outdrink me any day of the week and I am okay with that. He likes to drink. I totally get that. I love to drink myself. Gives me hope about my future as he is still alive and kicking. I should be alright. So let's get this cracking.

I am literally the opposite of what a professional wrestler should be when you think about it. You got all these people talking about working out and exercising. How I get ready for a match is pop open a couple of Guinness and get drunk the night before. I don't really exercise outside of jerking off or having sex any chance I get. Even drunk, I can still get hard without viagra. A compelling dilemma when you think about it. I take viagra and I can go all night. No matter how many times that cannon goes off. My stamina comes from getting fucked and walking around the bars of Boston.

I am as sleazy as they come. Preparing for my battle against The Kaiser himself, Finn Kuhn. This will be a mick facing a kraut. Should make for some interesting television. I may not be from Ireland but I got a father who was born and bred in Ireland. I wave the colors of my nation. The orange, white, and green get me fired up for battle. I will wave the flag loud and proud.

Maybe I should go really old school for this match and break out "The Rocky Road To Dublin". The song I used when I became World Champion. The funny thing is the fact that I somehow became World Champion in a match that I didn't even win.

I was chomping at the bit to face you because we both have the potential to steal this whole show. A true battle of wits. You are somebody who I have wanted to face for a while now. Somebody that I see potential in that I know has that drive deep down.

Through every injury and every setback I have faced, I have gotten better. I'm like a fine wine. History gets better with age. I'm 35 with one good leg and one good eye left in my head but I will not back down. I will swing for the fences when we lock up.

My body aches but once that bell rings, the pain suddenly disappears. In case you don't know who I am, Finn. I am Barney Allison Green. Yeah, my middle name is Allison. So what? I am a former World Champion. You may be the Kaiser but I will destroy you like I destroy a kaiser roll. Nothing tops a turkey, cheese, and mayo sandwich on a kaiser roll. That's totally delish and whatnot.

I'm finna leave footprints all over your ass. I won't be taking crap from you. I'm one of the few left from that represents the old school style. By that, I mean getting totally lit and waking up in random places. The party never ends with me. Never know where I am gonna wind up.

Finn Kuhn vs. Barney Green. This will be my reckoning. I got your number. it will be unlucky for you.


The scene opens up inside of a bar in Boston where we see Barney Green, dressed in a black shirt with GreenTV written on it in green lettering, black shorts, and no shoes. Standing next to him is Steve Stajan who is dressed in a light blue t-shirt with black shorts and white sneakers on. They are both sitting at the bar. Green pounds back a quick shot while Steve goes to speak first.

Steve: I can't believe you are actually back in the XWF.

Barney goes to speak while Steve looks at him.

Barney: Trust me, I didn't plan on coming back but the fans drive me to keep doing this. I have no choice right now. People Power Academy shutting down and losing most of the money on that strip mall investment that I had left.

Steve: You were a great trainer. It's just a shame. Although we do need to talk on some of the things you like on Twitter.

Barney: Don't worry about that. What can they do to me? Fire me. I'm one of the cheapest workers they can get. I got that name recognition.

Barney pauses as the bartender puts down another shot of Jameson Whiskey in front of him. Steve goes to speak.

Steve: Let's be real here, Barn. You aren't exactly a priority of the XWF, especially in this era. You aren't a Robert Main or even a Peter Gilmour at this point.

Barney slams down the glass and gets up off his stool in a threatening manner as Steve finishes speaking. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: Let me tell you something, kid. You know how much blood I have spilled over the years. You know what it's like to see your mentor one day die and leave you picking up the pieces.

Steve: You need to calm down before you do something you will regret later on. Maybe it was the wrong phrasing I used but you gotta think about your future.

Steve stands up and stops talking as Barney goes to speak.

Barney: Listen, fuckstick. It's a little too late for that future crap. I am 35 and in the twilight of my career. I only got one more run left in me. You need to learn to shut your mouth and not talk nonsense in my presence.

Steve: First of all, I am gonna ignore what you just called me because I know you are drunk out of your mind right now. You could change if you were willing to commit. Maybe that's why you are the one living in the van at the end of the day, Barn.

Barney looks at him with an enraged look on his face. Steve goes to speak again.

Steve: I know you are pissed at me for saying it but its the truth. All you have left in your career is that you were World Champion 7 years ago. That means nothing to half the people in the audience nowadays. All they see is an embarrassing drunk. You should be ashamed of what you have become. You are just a washed-up has-been. Go ahead and swing.

Steve stops and is standing in a defensive position as Barney goes to speak.

Barney: Kid, You just know when to shut up. You don't think I know that. The only thing I got left in the tank and in my arsenal is my ability to fight. The eye may be gone but I can still throw a mean left hook to the body! You are trying to get me to swing. I know what you are doing.

Steve: What will this prove? You beating up a person that you trained. Big fucking deal. You are nothing more than a bloated drunk old man. You don't have it in you anymore. You are just some timid little bitch hiding behind this fake tough-guy image! I know what you are. Nothing more than a bitch at this point in your career.

Steve stops speaking as Barney goes to speak.

Barney: Oh really? You don't -

Barney goes for a quick right jab to Steve as Steve blocks it and counters with a left cross of his own. Crack! Barney gets hit right in the jaw and looks stunned. Steve nails him with another left jab to his face. Thwack! Barney stumbles back into the bar as Steve continues punches him. Barney looks to be on the ropes in this one as he falls over and takes the stool he was sitting in with him. Steve grabs that stool and goes to crack it over his back as Barney quickly gets out the way. Steve goes to speak.

Steve: What a little bitch you are. Trying to dodge the blows.

Barney quickly nails Steve with a quick kick to the balls as Steve drops the stool as the people look on in shock at the scene going on. Steve is hunched over as we see Barney nail him with another kick from his back. Barney starts to get to his knees and quickly hits him with a right hook of his own. Crack! Steve holds his jaw. People are quickly running out the way. Barney gets back up to his feet.

Barney goes for a right jab of his own and nails it. He starts unleashing a flurry of punches and then nails that trademark liver shot which sends Steve Stajan crashing to the ground. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: I'm the wrong guy to fuck with, kid.

Barney nails Steve with one final kick as the scene fades to black.

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