Oh wow, that's some pretty big talk for such a little man. There's only two people who should feel threatened by you: Hootie, the only 'wrestler' on the roster you can stand up to in size and anyone who watches your snoozefests you call matches. I tried scouting you but have yet to make it through a whole contest without ripping my eyes out of boredom.

And enough with Sarah Lacklan, man, you're not against her anymore, you're against ME! I know someone with as little accomplishments as you has to brag when you can, but you didn't really BEAT Sarah. Sounded to me like Theo only handed you that belt because he's tired of hearing Lacklan run her mouth as much as she does. Luckily for him, you're only gonna be a transitional Champion because that Championship is gonna be MINE!

Seeing you legally hold that title is more of an embarrassment than Chris Page holding the Universal Title ILLEGALLY. Even though Big D is above the Federweight Championship, I'm gonna do XWF a favor and put it into credible hands. You seem to know alot about masturbation, probably because while I was nearly winning a Universal Title shot at Leap of Faith, you were too busy jacking it to compete.

You are quite an unoriginal numbskull, acting like you're the first guy to ever make a dick joke about me and/or my name. Must've picked up all your lines from a Robert Main promo. Congrats, if you're gonna rip off someone might as well rip off the best, right?

I loved how you didn't acknowledge the fact I best you for this belt before, you MUST be a Trump supporter. You ignore my evidence and change the subject in the same manner they bring up Hillary or Obama when that isn't what's being talked about. I'm sure it's hard losing to a walking dick joke, but at least when it happens again you'll know how to handle yourself.

Before I put you down for good, though, I'd like to be the BIGGER man and give you a compliment: I absolutely LOVED your work in Austin Powers.

COVER!!!!!!!


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June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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