[The scene opens to Tommy still in Fiji, he was in the airport, trying to get a flight back to Miami, but the flight was delayed by five hours or so, so he ended up in Gate 8, where a bunch of kids noticed him. He signed their autographs and took some pictures with them. After that subsided, Tommy heads to a mini bar past his gate, and takes a seat near the bartender. He orders a shot of whiskey, and takes a shot. Then suddenly, a gothic looking woman in her late 30s, sits right next to him.]
Gothic Woman: Hey, do you guys have any Becks here?
Bar Dude: Yeah, that’ll be 40 bucks.
Gothic Woman: What? Are you fucking serous…
Bar Dude: Hey lady, thats how it is here.
[Tommy ends up paying for her Becks, and she takes a sip, then eyes on Tommy’s ragged hair he grew back.]
Gothic Woman: I love your hair, it reminds me of a guy I dated with similar textured hair.
[Tommy looks at her, and looked horrified towards her. She looked like Daffney, but with a face that looked hella old. Tommy looked at the TV screen where they were showing footage of last Warfare show. But the woman kept on vying for his attention.]
Gothic Woman: You know something about me? Dude, Sir… oh god, just speak to me!
Tommy: I’m not interested in speaking to you, in fact, just be happy I paid for your drink.
Gothic Woman: Why are you such a duchebag, I just want to have a conversation with you.
Tommy: Okay, fine… what is your name?
[The woman ended up on her phone, swiping on Linder, and ended up ignoring Tommy’s question. He then leaves the bar area, and head back to the gate. As he sits back down near the benches, the same lady somehow finds him there. But this time, she sits across from him, with a wide eyed look and rotten tooth smile.]
Gothic Woman: Why did you leave me, Tommy?
Tommy: How the hell you know my name?…
Gothic Woman: I saw you on the screen, when you wrestled. You sure know how to put a person in a ankle lock, would you want to put me in a ankle lock?
[Knowing that Tommy is trying not entertain her, he rejects the offer. The woman then sits right next to him, and takes her flats off. Tommy looks at the flats, they were pretty worn out, and she places her feet in his lap. Tommy tries to distract himself with the dream he had, but her size 10s with a french pedi had that Kimmy Gibbler foot stench that turned him on.]
Gothic Woman: Don’t mind my dogs, i’ve been in this airport all day. Did you know how much TSA people are assholes, they threw out my lotion!
Tommy: Well, I mean… it’s their job to do it, how big was the bottle itself?
Gothic Woman: It was big one, I got it from this Fiji resort I was in. The place was nice, and I wanted to keep it as a memory. But they took it away from me!
[Tommy then nods his head, and pulls out a book to read. Before he can even read to chapter 4, another kid comes up for another autograph for him to sign. With a fake smile, he signs it, but he can’t focus with her feet on his lap. Tommy then puts her feet back on the floor, and heads to the front desk.]
Tommy: Hey dude, I have been in this airport since 6 am, when is the next flight out of Fiji?
Flight Dude: Uh, the next flight won’t be until 3 in the afternoon.
Tommy: Do you have the time by any chance?
Flight Dude: It’s 2:15pm, oh yeah, I am going to start calling groups now. Please have a seat.
[With good news that a flight is near, he goes back to his seat and see’s the lady trying to steal his carry on luggage, he chases her down, until two security guards stopped her. As she was getting restrained by the guards, he takes his carry on, and watches her being escorted away from the gate barefooted. Then he sees her flats, takes them as he joins the line to enter the plane, as the scene fades.]
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[This time, it opens to Tommy sitting on a ladder, with the belt hanging over his head. As it swings back and forth, he looks down on the ground, and speaks to camera somewhere.]
“After all that bullcrap i’d had to deal with, I made it back home to shoot this promo. Hell, I even got the bitch who tried to steal my shit flats, it’s somewhere in my cribs of collections shoes from most of the female roster of XWF. Hell, I have more of Roxy’s heels, then Vinny’s hair extensions in his own bathroom. I’ll admit the gothic bitch did have killer feet, but I had self restrained my urges to give in to it.
I even had dreams about climbing ladders to suck on some bitches toes n shit. I don’t give a fuck, i’m just a honest cruddest, man you’ll even see in the XWF. For as long as I have gotten this title, I have been a target, the most wanted man to beat for this title. From that Mario stunt I pulled, Nintendo should have sued the fuck out of me, but didn’t. I still don’t know if it was a worked shoot on the way i gotten the title, but it doesn’t matter now.
What does matter is the bodies i’ve accumulated with this title. While most the roster would just kickout of people’s attempts, I actually attempt to get the viewers at home something to see. I want the fans to know that, hey all other prior champions sucked compared to me. I might not be in the top 50 of XWF, or held one of the greatest X-Treme champion to ever lived, but it’s alright.
From the CEO’s of XWF, Leap of Faith is making it’s comeback here, and the X-Treme title is apart of the line up that will be defended. I have no fucking idea if I can hold this title long enough to defend it on a major PPV. It all depends on how this ladder match will go, let me get this out of the way, Robbie and Mastermind are way over and better then I. Maybe when that match starts, those two can duke it out and decipher on who’s going to climb first.
But here’s the catch though, before anyone of you can even say hallelujah and reach for the sliver ring of X-Tremeness…it will come crashing down. I will make sure I permanently destroy both of you in that ladder match, and even though I have yet to be climbing the ranks of X-Tremeness, you both are my ladder stepping stones of being the greatest of a division that hasn’t been treated fairly in past couple of years.
So Robbie, and Mastermind…. I hope you guys take your vitamins for your bones, and saying your prayers… you both aren’t reaching this high up for my title.
[The camera zooms on the swinging title, as it fades out.]
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