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Mastermind · (07-10-2019)

ENROUTE FROM CINCINATTI, OHIO TO TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA

The camera fades in to the cabin of Mastermind's private jet as he makes his way from the disappointment of Ohio to payback in Alabama.

The camera finds an almost bearded looking Mastermind who doesn't look like he has shaven in a week. He seems to be sober this time around.

Once again for the 2nd time in two weeks he is holding a guitar. He sees the camera and begins to talk....

"Those of you who were not born in the 1970's, 80's or maybe even 90's may not remember the American hit comedy series Happy Days. It was set in the 1950's-60's, and based around the Cunningham family but in later years based on the super cool Henry Winkler who starred as Arthur Fonzarelli or the Fonz. The series was popular in New Zealand, including the re-runs.

"You may be wondering where I am going with this? Well I'm up against another formidable opponent who I have not managed to beat yet in several attempts and that's Mr Undead himaelf... Zane Norrison. He cost me my x-treme championship at my first defense. Zane, losing that title to you, made me a laughing stock around the XWF. I'm out for much needed revenge."

Mastermind started strumming the guitar.

Happy Days theme song

"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, but not for Zane,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, again not for Zane
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, still not for Zane
The weekend comes, my cycle hums, Zane is glum
Ready to race to you, but not Zane

"'These days are ours but not for him
Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days) Sad and glum
These days are ours again not for him
Share them with me.(Oh baby) but don't share it with him.

"'Goodbye grey sky, hello blue, goodbye blue sky hello grey
there's nothing can hold me when I hold you. I don't want to hold you
feels so right you can't be wrong, feels so wrong can't be right
rockin' and rollin' all week long. being dull all week long

"'Saturday, what a day how gay for Zane
Groovin' all week with you being glum all week long

"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, but not for Zane
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, again for Zane
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, not for Zane
The weekend comes, my cycle hums Zane is glum
Ready to race to you but not Zane

"'These days are ours,but not for Zane
Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days) Sad and bummed
These days are ours but not for him
Share them with me.(Oh baby) but don't share with him

"'Goodbye grey sky, hello blue, goodbye blue sky hello grey
there's nothing can hold me when I hold you. I don't want to hold you
feels so right you can't be wrong, feels so wrong can't be right
rockin' and rollin' all week long. being glum all week long

"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, Not for Zane
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, No not for him
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, No don't feel Zane
Saturday, what a day how gay for Zane
Groovin' all week with you, being grey all week for him

"Once more

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, but not for Zane
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, he's not sane
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days he's a pain
Saturday, what a day no good day for Zane
Groovin' all week with you being grey all week long for undead zane

"These days are ours, but not Zane's
Share them with me.(Oh baby) but not with him
These days are ours but not Zane's
Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days

Mastermind stops strumming and looks back at the camera. He starts smirking.

"I hope you like that Zaney Zane. Because I know you'll come out firing with some other issues that you have for me. But hey I don't care. I put this out, and it'll become an instant hit, while yours just stick on the wall, and slide into oblivion at some point. I am coming for my first win against you, and it will happy days for me when I collect, and it'll be grey days for you. So I guess you better..... sit on it.

"See you soon Zane....heyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

The camera fades out.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Oh Happy Days it will be when I finally beat Zane
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