THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY “CHRONIC” CHRIS PAGE:
The scene opens as a shot of CHRIS PAGE, MDK, RAGE, THE TRISTAN SLATER and BILL BLAKK is shown from the waist up. CHRIS stands in the center with MDK to his left and THE TRISTAN SLATER to his right with BILL BLAKK to the left of SLATER and RAGE to the right of MDK. This fivesome have walked right into the land of Xtreme and have started a war to bring the XWF down.
CHRIS PAGE- “I tried to tell all of you that WE aren’t done.”
Coming up short at War Games has been eating at CHRIS since the moment the referee’s hand slapped that mat for the count of three.
CHRIS PAGE- “I tried to warn you all that you’re in way over your heads.”
When you start a war you must create the right army; an army of guys that share the same vision for success as you do. Being in this business for over twenty five years and running a successful wrestling business of my own for over ten of those years you make a lot of contacts, contacts that share the same taste for this crap you call a company and contacts that are eager to show you all that at the end of the day none of you are about shit.
CHRIS PAGE- “Last week on Warfare we welcomed two more men that despise this company just as much as RAGE, MDK and me; both of which are former XWF World Heavyweight Champions, both of which; while at different times, OWNED this bitch! I’m talking about THE TRISTAN SLATER and BILL BLAKK!”
The additions of these two men should have meant more than coming in through the crowd and I’m sure that when the feel the time is right they’ll introduce themselves… but for right now my side of the fence is certainly way more talented than your side of the fence, JIMMY.
CHRIS PAGE- “Don’t think for one second that we’re done because our numbers are only going to grow and our strength is going to be enhanced and if you thought that this ended at War Games than you’re all sadly mistaken because that was merely the first battle of a War that’s just getting started.”
When you enter a game of high stakes like we’ve entered you have to look at it as a human game of chess where each and every move you make has strategy behind it. It’s not a secrete that this game is being played by both JAMES RAVEN and myself; and it’s not a secret that you’re three moves behind.
CHRIS PAGE- “You miscalculated me, JAMES.”
BIG mistake.
CHRIS PAGE- “You underestimated me once again, but now it’s going to bite you harder than anything has bitten you before. You’ve lost track of just how many people I can call on at a moment notice and bury everything that you’re trying to build!”
CHRIS suddenly snaps his fingers as he states while snapping.
CHRIS PAGE- “With a snap of the finger two more guys snubbed by this federation have shown up just to assist in its final downfall.”
Life is about to get much more difficult for everyone that attempts to oppose us. We aren’t here to be “cool” kids, we don’t care about your fucking feelings and we can careless about what you think you’ve earned or what you’re owed. We’re going to do what we want, when we want and to whomever we want because there’s nothing anyone of you can do to stop us.
Trust me when I say the measuring stick has just changed around here.
CHRIS PAGE- “Who is going to be next, JAMES? Who was the last call I made too? When are THEY going to show up, because trust me… THEY are! How much longer can you or the rest of your roster sustain before the foundation starts to crumble before that final blow knocks it out from under it and it crumbles?”
You picked a fight with the wrong man because unlike when you worked for me I wasn’t obligated to cater to you or what you wanted to do… You picked a fight with the one guy that’s dead set on seeing you fail.
CHRIS PAGE- “Let this serve as notice that WE are coming and WE are coming for ALL the titles.”
Failure is exactly what the fate is for all of you.
You’re not talented enough, you’re not strong enough and you’re not capable enough to withstand the shit-storm that WE are going to bring with us. Just you wait, just you wait and see who steps out from Wrestling’s Past to stand beside US and fight with US! You’ll be picking your jaw up off the floor… again.
We hope you enjoyed that little moment on Warfare because it’s going to be the last one that see’s you with some semblance of success because the numbers are only going to grow from here and it’s merely a matter of time before the army that WE’VE built slaughters each and everyone of you.
CHRIS PAGE- “It starts on Warfare, it’s starts with TED!”
MDK leans in and states.
MDK- “Bro, it’s NED.”
MDK leans back as CHRIS states.
CHRIS PAGE- “It starts with NED!”
There’s a slight pause before CHRIS stares directly into the camera.
CHRIS PAGE- “But it ends with MAIN.”
Another momentary pause.
CHRIS PAGE- “You’ve been warned.”
Scene cuts to static.
Words from the Stoned One:
The mix of talent that despise the XWF just as much as I do continue to grow as you all saw the former 3-time XWF World Heavyweight Champion, former XWF Tag Champion and former Xtreme Champion THE TRISTAN SLATER show up with us on Warfare to take the fight to Apex-Prophecy. I told the world that I would not rest until I drive the final nail in the coffin that is the Xtreme Wrestling Federation and the addition of the first major star under SHANE ’S administration has emerged to assist in the demolishing of the place you all call home.
… don’t think it ends there.
It doesn’t.
You see, what all of you fail to fucking realize is just who the hell I am within this industry and all the friends I’ve made along the way. At one point in time I was just like the rest of you. I drank the XWF kool-aid; pitches upon pitchers of it, I honestly believed that the XWF was my next home until I saw just how politically motivated each and every owner has been since the day they sat behind that owners desk; outside of MDK every person that has stepped forward and that WILL step forward all have ties to this very federation and all want to help in burning it into the fucking ground.
None more so than who step forward next.
I’m not going to bore you with stories from the past and pretend that any of you really give a shit because in reality you don’t; you’re to busy changing your diapers from all the crying and complaining because I walked right into this wasteland and have found myself the focal point of anything remotely important going on within this federation. When your name is Chris Page you don’t wait in line for your opportunity, you create it. It’s not my fault that none of you are creative enough to see or understand that opportunity is what YOU create, it’s not my fault that you’re all complacent “yes men” who simply do as your told and do nothing to enhance your credibility and it’s not my fault that all of you have sat around with your thumb up your asses while letting JAMES RAVEN and his band of nobodies run rough shot over you and you do nothing in return.
I said it before and I’ll say it again… don’t blame me, blame yourselves.
When I was contacted to appear at War Games and offered the money, I was offered with the incentives attached it was a no brainer. What was originally supposed to be a one off has now turned into something much more personal and I’ve elected to keep your company relevant just a little longer to see my vision come full circle. In order to do that it’s more than simply sending vignettes to the “B” shows and it’s more than showing up and slapping around JAMES RAVEN and APEX-PROPHECY… you must compete as well, right? Back up the words that you’re spewing, right? And how does the XWF treat an in ring performance by “CHRONIC” CHRIS PAGE, hmmm?
Do they put me in the ring with Centurion?
Nope.
Do they put me in the ring with DICK’s little man crush in Archylde?
Nope.
Do they put me in the ring with ANY of the cuntwaffles that have ran their mouths? Guy’s that have whined and cried like babies? Guys that are believable, and I know that’s very few on this roster, guys that can share the ring with me and it mean something….
Nope.
Who do they throw at me? Some needle dick named Ned.
Congratulations XWF, congratulations on fucking up the in-ring television return of the single biggest star that has given you any time of day. It’s decisions like this that have you in the position you’ve found yourself in, it’s bullshit like this is the reason you’ve been treading water and it’s decisions like this that will have me yank back my life preserver and let you fucking drown. Perhaps this decision was made because I’ve yet to sign your pathetic excuse for a contract and you are protecting what little investments that you have, that could be looked at as a smart move if you’re the smartest in the bunch.
I’ll bite though.
I’ll show up in Australia and open your program up by systematically dissecting the sacrificial lamb in which you’ve led to slaughter; but unlike Game of Thrones I’m not going to just take your head… I’m going to dismember your entire body, MR. STARK.
That’s right boys and girls he done FUCKED up another name.
New flash kiddies, you are who I say you are until you step to me and prove that you’re not… right, DICK?
Sorry, I digressed.
MR. STARK, rumor has it you’ve been on a losing streak as of late… suck to be you… but, we share that same fate if you look at War Games, right? I mean even though the XWF changed the structure of the match without letting us know until we walk out of that curtain, but hey when they’re paying you seven figures just to show up you’ll roll with it; but I too lost my last contest regardless of how you look at it… and in order to shift the narrative there’s but one thing that HAS to happen know matter who is standing across that ring from me, a public execution.
Being the King’s Hand can only get you so far, am I right?
The one thing that makes this remotely appealing to me is your loose affiliation with JAMES RAVEN.
You saw what I did to him, right?
You saw how I put him away with a batt of an eyelash?
You saw how I single handedly defeated HALF of APEX-PROPHECY at War Games?
For your sake let’s hope you realize that by walking to that ring on Warfare you’re giving up your rights to council, you’re giving up your right to walk out on your own accord. I am going to hurt you, I am going to mame you, I am going to rip you limb from limb and I am going to enjoy every single second of it. Your role in this equation is very simple… you’re my bitch.
… that’s not a prediction.
… that’s a spoiler.
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