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The scene opens in the air, that's right, with Scully, Matty aka Curtista & Alfie sat next to each other on an aircraft in the sky. The three men had three window seats, Skull was annoyed as he had the seat everybody hates, the one in the middle.. Alfie had the window seat and Curtista had the seat nearest the aisle. Skull speaks to Curtista..


"Can't believe I've agreed to this.."


Curtista:"Come on don't be moody, it'll be fun!"


Alfie:"I'm sure it'll be fun."


"I got Savage in a couple of days…"


"And that's why, we're gonna get your opponent!"


Skull shrugs and drinks a large gulp of his bottle of Heineken.


"So lads, ya know before my match against Duke? When I told you someone tried to run me over?"


Alfie:"Yeah?"


Curtista:"Yeah. I remember."


"Well not sure if it's related but me and Natalie took Aston to Bayfront yesterday, and some cunts were watching us."


Curtista:"Shit!"


Alfie:"Did you see who it was?"


"Nah.. They were in a black tinted transit. I got the licence plate but when I checked it out, it came up as illegal."


Alfie:"What about the police?"


"Nah.. Fuck that…"


Curtista:"Do you have an idea who it could be?"


"Not what I can think of… Anyway, I'm tired maaan. Need some shut eye before we go on this wild goose chase…"


The three men chuckle at what Skull was referring to when he said "wild goose chase." Skull puts his headset on with some chilled music and closed his eyes….

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Thursday 2nd May 2019
Berlin, Germany


The scene opens this time inside a cab. The camera panned around, firstly focusing on a moody Scully who was sat in the front passenger seat. Alfie, the cameraman was obviously in the back, he slightly moved to the camera to Curtista, who was sat next to him.


Curtista:"Welcome to Curtista T.V.. And an episode, I will call it..

"One Day in Berlin!"


Of course I am with Scully, "The Underestimated One!" We have Alfie, doing his awesome camera work as usual and the episode name is the clue to where we are? Not got it yet? It's not difficult!


Here we are, in Berlin, capital and chief urban centre of Germany. The city lies at the heart of the North German Plain, athwart an east-west commercial and geographic axis that helped make it the capital of the kingdom of Prussiaand then, from 1871, of a unified Germany. Berlin’s former glory ended in 1945, but the city survived the destruction of World War II….."


Scully interrupts…


"Do we really need a history lesson? And why the hell do you sound like David Attenborough?"


Curtista:"Why don't you let me do my thing? Huh?...


Anyway as I was saying folks, before I was rudely interrupted. We're on the look out for a particular superstar… Well I don't know if you'd refer him as a 'Superstar' so to speak.. But ya know what I mean?!


N.A.Z.I…


Nathaniel Adolph Zachary Idenhaus…

What a mouthful, hey?!"


Scully questions Curtista…


"I can't believe you dragged us here… We were meant to be going to FAYETTEVILLE, ARKANSAS. Instead you bring us here?"


Curtista:"Chillax my man. You knew we were coming here before we boarded that flight. Sometimes you really like to whine don't ya? We have plenty of time to go to that dump!"


"Maybe so. But N.A.Z.I doesn't even live here. He lives in Chicago!"


Curtista:"Listen here mister negative… He will be here, I assure you… I think. We will find him sucking on his mommy's titties."


"Berlin is massive…"


Curtista:"With a population of 3.575 million to be precise. Well that statistic was back in 2016. So probably more now."


"Exactly!"


Curtista:"The show must go on….You gave me the green light to do Curtista T.V how I wanted too. We'll have fun…


Join us soon for our first attraction!"

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Berlin Wall Memorial


The three men had finished a guided tour of the Berlin Wall. Alfie wasn't allowed to film whilst the tour was in place so unfortunately Curtista T.V couldn't be aired at this stage. The cameras were rolling again and both Scully and Curtista stood outside of the attraction. They tried to get the best view of the Berlin Wall Memorial they could, so it was in background.


Curtista:"Well that was a disappointment viewers. But that's what you get from Germany… A great big disappointment. I mean look at Scully's opponent, he still hasn't dropped a single promo. Where the fuck is he?"


"Not in Berlin, Curtista. Not in Berlin. Let's just get a flight to Arkansas. This is stupid!"


Curtista:"That tour wasn't that bad was it? It was historic… "


"To be fair, Curtista. It was quite interesting."


Curtista:"It was indeed.. It was indeed.


The Berlin Wall Memorial is the central memorial site of German division, located in the middle of the capital. Situated at the historic site on Bernauer Strasse, it extends along 1.4 kilometers of the former border strip. The memorial contains the last piece of Berlin Wall with the preserved grounds behind it and is thus able to convey an impression of how the border fortifications developed until the end of the 1980s.


I could get a job here, cuz I'm a pro. So people if you ever come to Berlin, be sure to check this place out.


Please show the viewers, Alfie, a nice view of the Berlin Wall Memorial."


Skull and Curtista step aside out of sight as the scene ends with a view of the wall….





Augustiner am Gendarmenmarkt
German Restaurant and Brewery


Scully and Curtista sat at a table in the popular German restaurant, which had a very good rating. It was packed. Three empty plates. Three pints of Augustiner Weißbier, a naturally cloudy Bavarian wheat beer sat on the table, half drank. Three shots of Jägermeister also sat next to them..


"You ready lads?"


The three men grab their shots of Jäger and toast the shot glasses. You couldn't see Alfie though, only his hand of course.


"Three…. Two…. ONE!"


The three men down the shots.


Curtista:"Welcome back to Curtista T.V. As you can see we have just enjoyed some alcoholic beverages. Yum. Yum.


This is a great place to have some food and beer. Damn..


Still no sign of N.A.Z.I?! Nope… I guess he realises now that the XWF T.V title defense against Scully, was a fluke!"


The camera zooms in on Scully.


"Yep.. That is spot on.

Nancy boy realises that he won't beat me a second time. He realises he has no hope. No chance. He will not beat me this time around. Last time luck was on his side, this time his luck has run out. It's a shame you would treat this match with so little respect. Not a single promo. Not a single word. Nancy, I expected better from you!


We had an epic battle last time we met, a back and forth contest, where a Championship belt was up for grabs. I wanted that T.V title, I had never held it before. I mean look at me. I have the looks, the physique, the aspects of a Television Champion. I am #Made4TV.

It was meant to be the start of Scully reviving his career. I failed. And not long after that, my career was put on the shelf. I was involved in a car accident and the cab driver lost his life.


I wanted to be involved in another WAR! But you have simply bottled it! It looks as though we're going to walk into that ring and it won't be nothing like the fight we had last time around. It's going to be an easy victory and an easy nights work. I won't even have to break sweat, I won't have to even try. You might as well forfeit and stay in the back…


Wait. No, don't do that. Come on down, enjoy the beating whilst it lasts. I'm not going to go easy on you… The beating you receive will be  a lot worse now… You stupid Cunt!


In fact, you have really pissed me off!"


Scully downs the rest of his pint before getting up and kicking his stool back. He picks up the stool and randomly smashes it over a Germans head. Skull simply walks away and exits the pub.


The German guy is led face down on the table and people attend to him.


Curtista:"That poor German fella was simply enjoying his pint and BOOOOMMM! Damn Maann…

Curtista pauses then continues....

Curtista:"God damn it! We had other things we were gonna do and now its all ruined.. We were gonna visit the Reichstag Building, not to mention visit the porno set where N.A.Z.I was conceived. All fuckin' ruined..

This brings this episode of Curtista T.V to a premature end..

P.S I hate you N.A.Z.I"

Curtista and Alfie quickly chase after Scully and the scene fades..