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ORLANDO, FLORIDA

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Stone Cold Steve Austin - vs - James Wolf Singles

The two start in the ring after commercial.

The crowd are rowdy as fuck and already begin getting themselves over.

The two competitors circle each other, exchange some blows and go into a nice mat wrestling sequence before a rest lock.

The crowd are berzerk.

The two in the ring break, throws a few strikes before another rest hold.

The crowd begin to throw trash at the so-called wrestlers.

They break, one punch is thrown before a rest hold which lasts 15 minutes.

The crowd finally have enough and rush over the barricade, storming the ring and take turn delivering Rock Bottoms, Pedigrees and Tombstones until Wolf and Austin are knocked out. The crowd cheer themselves and politely clean up before returning to their seats.

NO CONTEST

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Hanari Carnes - vs - Dolly Waters Singles Winner will advance to semi-finals

Hanari Carnes is wobbling in the ring with a bottle of tequila in his hand.

Devil by Shinedown plays

Dolly Waters is greeted with cheers from the audience as she walks down the ramp with a determined look on her face and sliding into the ring.

Hanari begins singing 'tequila' in a slurred singing voice which sounds strangely racist, even coming from him. Dolly and the referee look at him with a raised eyebrow. Canari hurls the bottle behind him and it smashes against a small cancer-ridden child in the front row, permanently blinding him. What a piece of shit heel. The crowd boo him.

The ref calls for the bell.

Hanari roars and charges Dolly like a toddler learning to walk; Waters rolls her eyes and catches Hanari with a stiff uppercut to the jaw. Carnes stumbles over and thuds onto the mat; Waters spins and moonsaults on top of Hanari, air leaves Hanari's lungs and a bit of vomit leaves his stomach, splashing out of his mouth and onto his cheek.

Dolly gracefully stands to her feet and pulls the former TV champ up to his, Hanari goes for a slow hook which is easily telegraphed and countered with a sharp kick to the ribs, Hanari halts his offence while Dolly continues hers throwing a hard palm strike into Hanari's chest, followed by a forearm to the chin, inside knee to his thigh which knocks his balance, hook to the temple along with a glancing elbow to the forehead and finishing with crescent kick to the side of Carnes' head.

Hanari drops down to the canvas, his eyes spinning in his skull.

Dolly goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, she points to the sky with a pop from the crowd.

DIKUCILKAN!

Dolly's frontsault legdrop lands square on Hanari's throat which causes the most movement we see from Carnes tonight, he quickly springs up crying in agony and dry heaving, he stumbles around the ring like a wounded deer, chunks of vomit clogged in his throat. He turns as he reaches the corner and stumbles forward right into...


RUNNING WATERS!!!


Teeth, spit and bile leave Carnes mouthas he drops to the canvas in slow motion.

Dolly goes for the pin!


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Winner and advancing to March Madness! - Dolly Waters!

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Sarah Lacklan - vs - Eli James Singles Winner will advance to semi-finals

A metal version of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata plays

The lights go out in the arena.

The X-TRON flares to life.

The voice which would make a choir of angels weep from a mixture of awe and jealousy fills the air.



The X-TRON goes dark again to leave the entire arena in darkness. Then a red spotlight flashes down on the entrance area as the heavy guitars of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata begins to play over the PA system and a body steps out onto the entrance ramp. Kenzi Grey, the sexiest valet in the history of all sporting events, is wearing a "Team Kickass" t-shirt and stands in the spotlight for a moment, but then moves out of the way and gestures for a hooded figure to step forward. Sarah throws back her hood to show the white face and red eyes of the Blood Princess. They make their way down the isle with the red spotlight following them as the rest of the arena stays dark. When they come to the ring they slide underneath the ropes and upon standing, Kenzi and Sarah stand nose to nose and are clearly on the verge of saying "F this!" and just having some kind of public sex event instead of the match. But cooler heads prevail and Kenzi helps Sarah remove her robe to show the green and gold skin-tight bodysuit beneath.

"Open" by Hellblinki

The lights go out. The music starts to play... the lights come on very dim with a blue haze with fog smoke everywhere. Eli makes his way to the ring smiling and taking is precious time.. he's in no hurry.

The bell sounds.

Eli starts to walk around the ring with quiet stoicism, Lacklan, on the other hand, counters his movements with a classic Ric Flair strut and ends with a 'woo' along with the audience.

Eli scoffs and nods his heard looking at the mat before suddenly roaring and knocking an unaware Lacklan with a vicious clothesline! Dropping her to the canvas; James doesn't stop the momentum running against the ropes as Sarah scrambles to her feet only to meet the sole of Eli's boot! Lacklan collapses back down, clutching her nose and kicking her legs in pain.

The Great Buzzard taunts Lacklan as he grabs her hair to pull her up, but Lacklan responds with a sudden kick to the top of Eli's head! James releases the hold, and Sarah gets up. The two lock eyes, Eli goes for a strike but it's dodged by Lacklan who closes the gap with a knee to the gut. Eli stumbles back and Lacklan follows up with a spinning heel kick! James goes into the ropes, his arms resting on the top rope, Lacklan makes a push kick into James' thigh which crumples him, Lacklan then goes for a roundhouse but Eli quickly ducks and gets around to Lacklan's back but Sarah transitions into a Pele kick! Which knocks down James, Lacklan goes for a quick cover!

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Eli elbows Lacklan away and stands, shaking the cobwebs and wiping the blood from his busted lip. Lacklan rushes Eli but is grabbed by the head and thrown hard into the corner, Lacklan is winded and slowly turns in the corner just as Eli is upon her with another almighty clothesline. Lacklan's feet leave the ground and she slumps against the turnbuckles, James drives his knee against Lacklan's face with a shocked oof from the audience. Lacklan's head hangs and Eli kneels down to meet her eye, he lifts her head up and whispers something to her before wrapping a tight hold around her neck and moving behind her, stepping up onto the second rope!

SABBATH NAP!

Lacklan hangs like a ragdoll, her feet dangling a foot from the mat! Eli tightens the hold with all his strength and a desperate sign of life comes from Sarah as she kicks her legs and claws Eli's arms.

Eli doesn't flinch, sapping the energy from Lacklan as she flails.

Sarah is desperate, her face turns bright red.

She grabs a tight hold on James' arm and digs in her nails.

Eli grimaces in pain but doesn't relent.

Lacklan manages to get a footing on the rope to relieve some pressure.

In a desperate act, she stretches her leg to gain a bit of height and chomps down hard on Eli's arm who is then forced to release the sleeper!

Lacklan crashes to the mat and breathes heavily on all fours, the ref begins to admonish her for biting, which Lacklan replies with anger and confusion.

"Oh so biting is illegal but basically choking someone is all good!?"

The ref weighs his options and agrees that everything is cool. Eli is still stood on the second rope, tending his wound. Lacklan begins to stand and turn as Eli jumps off the top rope in anger but Lacklan counters with a Tae Kwon Do high kick to Eli's chin! James topples into the corner and Lacklan is immediately on top of his with stiff corner knee strikes.

Lacklan finishes her assault and grabs James and pulls him up, dropping him back down with a snap mare towards the centre of the ring, she takes a few steps back, the crowd get hyped as she runs to Eli's back.


"OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO"


"TOTES!"

Her patented Totes kick connects and James stands grasping his back in pain as he stumbles around the ring, Sarah is straight back to work, moving to James back once more.

THE ABYSS!!!

Lacklan hooks the leg!


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Winner and advancing to March Madness - Sarah Lacklan!

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Lux - vs - Mastermind Singles Winner will advance to semi-finals

“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes plays

The lights dim and all the screens in the arena become a wall of green code. As the opening scream of “We Appreciate Power” is heard, the code starts to slowly twist and bend into the outline of a woman's face, interspersed with shots of Lux in action ruining people's shit with brutal kicks and strikes. Lux appears at the top of the ramp, looking determined and ignoring the crowd. He runs into the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and rolling to his feet like a little goddamn ninja. The lights all turn back on and he's mean mugging his opponent or staring up the ramp and waiting for them.

"Monster" by Eminem ft. Rihanna plays

The lights go out, and when they come back on, Mastermind is seen on top of the top right-hand corner of the ring and acknowledges the crowd before climbing back down.

The bell rings and this quarterfinals matchup in the March Madness tournament is underway!

Mastermind gains an early advantage, catching Lux off guard with a running dropkick. Lux absorbs the blow by getting his hands up to his face just enough to not take the full impact. But Mastermind gives Lux little time to get up from the mat and is already behind him, lifting him up and then slamming him down with an impressive German suplex!

Mastermind holds on and bridges the slam into a pin

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Mastermind gets to his knees, but the extremely quick Lux is already turned around and charging him. Lux delivers a running drop kick of his own to the kneeling Mastermind! Lux mounts Mastermind and starts to pummel him with a combo of fists and elbows. Mastermind starts to fight through the damage, blocking a few of the strikes and sending back some punches of his own. Mastermind sends a stiff open palm up to Lux's forehead that staggers him, allowing Mastermind to get up to one knee. But damn! Lux is so quick, he grabs the back of Masterminds head and blasts him in the face with a sickening knee.


Mastermind is down!


Lux covers!


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Mastermind kicks out!


BUT OH FUCK! A surprise throat punch from Lux has him laying back in the middle of the ring, gasping for air!

Lux stands back, sizing the master of minds up. Just as he's up to a knee, still grasping his throat- Lux takes off...


DIE!!!!!!


WAIT NO!


MASTERMIND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!


He runs behind Lux and slams him face first with a running bulldog. Lux bounces back up, but Mastermind guts him with a spear! Rather than pinning him, Mastermind picks Lux back up and runs him into the ropes- catching him in a sleeper hold on the rebound.


MINDSLEEPER!!!!


Mastermind has the sleeper hold locked in perfectly and Lux is fading fast!


The ref comes to check Lux's arm.


He raises it once, and it lifelessly falls to his side.


He checks it again, Lux is still unresponsive.


This could be it! The arm falls again!


BUT JUST BEFORE IT GET'S BELLOW HIS WAIST, LUX CATCHES HIMSELF! HIS EYES ARE OPEN AND HIS WRAPPING HIS ARMS UP AROUND MASTERMIND'S HEAD!


HE DROPS ALL OF HIS WEIGHT DOWN, BREAKING THE HOLD WITH A STUNNER!


Mastermind falls back but lunges again at the still disoriented Lux, going for another spear!


BUT LUX CATCHES HIM!


GENOCIDE OVERDRIVE!!!!!!


The lightning-fast series of blows sends Mastermind crumbling to the mat!


Lux stands tall over Mastermind, who shakes the cobwebs and begins to get himself up, clutching at Lux's legs to aid himself, Lux stares down at him in a slight admiration of his determination. Mastermind is kneeling and is about to stand but Lux knocks his hand away and...


DIE!


Lux obliterates Mastermind with his/her deadly Buzzsaw kick.


Lux goes for a pin!

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Winner and advancing to March Madness - Lux!

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Game Girl - vs - Jessalyn Hart Singles Winner will advance to semi-finals

"Akira" by Anamanaguchi plays

Akira by Anamanaguchi blasts as colored lights pass over the roaring crowd. Game Girl springs from behind the curtain and begins to energetically hops down the ramp. Smiling, waving and high fiving fans. When in the ring she proceeds to power up.

"Confrontation" by Otep plays

The words NEVER...BE...SILENT!!! appear on the screen as the song starts. Lights go out Stobe lights at the top of the ramp illuminate the silhouette of Jessalyn. The lights come on to her facing the facing the ring. She runs down the ramp, slides into the ring. Climbs the turnbuckle with arms stretched out.

Not wasting any time, Game Girl slams her hand down onto Hart’s shoulder, digging into her flesh with her fingernails. With her other hand, Game Girl then begins swinging down and hitting Hart with rapid rights to the side of the head. Game Girl then slaps Hart in the back of the head before stepping around her. Game Girl circles Hart before going on the attack with turbo button kicks to the ribs. Game Girl eases off and positions herself in the far corner as she waits for Hart to get back to her feet. Once she does, Game Girl rushes in. Hart tries for a back body drop, but Game Girl goes low and slides in with Shift-Slide! Hart’s legs are taken out from under her as she crashes back down to the mat.

Standing over Hart with a leg planted on each of her sides, Game Girl leans over and begins slapping Hart across the mouth as he lies on his back. Reaching down with both hands, Game Girl wraps them around Hart’s head before pulling her up to her feet. She then connects with a Raging Uppercut! that whips Hart’s head back, forcing her to look directly up at the lights above. In the blink of an eye, Game Girl sweeps the legs out from under Hart once more with Low Sweep! Hart’s legs give out from under her as she drops down to one knee. Stepping in, Game Girl wraps an arm around Hart’s head before pulling her to her feet and then lifting her up and over, dropping her back to the mat with Bimmy and Jimmy! As she stands, Game Girl hops over Hart and runs to the ropes ahead. Bouncing off, she races in and leaps into the air, coming down on Hart’s chest with a double foot stomp.

While Game Girl plays to the crowd, Hart slowly climbs back to her feet. Game Girl lunges forward at Hart, only to get taken by surprise as Hart side steps her and trips her up with a drop toe hold. Game Girl falls forward, smacking her face against the canvas with a thud. Pushing herself up, Hart wastes no time and goes straight to work on Game Girl. Stomping on the back of Game Girl’s shoulder, Hart keeps her downed for nearly half a minute before reaching down and pulling her up to her feet.

With Game Girl now standing, Hart hits her under the chin with a high kick, knocking Game Girl backwards into the nearby corner. Hart then charges in full speed, taking Game Girl off her feet with a running dropkick. As Game Girl’s feet drop back to the mat, Hart then lifts her up and sits her on top of the corner. Climbing up to the middle ropes…



HURRICANRANA!!!



Hart mounts herself on top of Game Girl and then lights her up with repeated lefts and rights. Pushing herself up, Hart then lifts Game Girl up from the mat before turning her around and lifting her up to her shoulders. Game Girl tried her best to escape but just couldn’t get away from Hart’s hold before Hart lifted her off and connected with Can you hear me? (Detonation Kick) Hart was quick to go for the pinfall!




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The kick isn’t enough to keep Game Girl grounded for long as she slowly forces himself up to her feet. Unfortunately for Game Girl, Hart was already standing and waiting for the opportune time to strike. Stepping in, Hart hits Game Girl in the chest with a stiff kick, knocking her backwards to the corner. If it hadn’t been for the corner, Game Girl would have stumbled to the mat but lucky for her it was there to keep her from falling. What happened next wasn’t so lucky for Game Girl as Hart rushed her, hitting her with a powerful lariat, this time knocking her down to a seated position with her back against the corner. Taking a few steps back, Hart then rushed her again, this time hitting Game Girl in the face with a running knee. Game Girl slumped on to the mat and slowly rolled out of the corner as Jessalyn Hart stalked her. Game Girl Tried to push herself up, but Jessalyn delivered a kick to the ribs that dropped her right back to the mat! Hart postured for the fans as she stepped over Game Girl, Suddenly Hart snapped off into a standing moonsault!




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With the officials hand within a couple of inches from the mat, Game Girl kicked out just before the three count. Jessalyn quickly stood back to her feet and went back to work. Hart pulled her to her feet. Positioning herself behind Game Girl, Hart wrapped her up around the waist. She went to lift her up for a German suplex but Game Girl quickly locked her leg with Hart’s, keeping herself grounded. Throwing her arm back, Game Girl hit Hart in the face with an elbow. The elbow to the grill looked to be quite painful, but somehow Hart managed to keep her arms secured around Game Girl’s waist. Hart then went to lift her up once more but just like last time, Game Girl locked her leg and then fired back with another elbow, this time hitting Hart in the temple. Now this hit was different from the last, enough to force Hart to release Game Girl immediately. Spinning around, Game Girl was now behind Hart and quickly delivered two back to back forearm shots to the back of Hart’s head. She wrapped Hart up and went to do to her what Hart was originally going to do which is what got them in this position. Just like Game Girl, Hart threw her arm back, hitting Game Girl in the face with an elbow. She then threw another and another, backing Game Girl and herself up as Game Girl just would not release her. Knowing the ring very well, Game Girl knew exactly where the two were and using the momentum of both going backwards, Game Girl lifted Hart off her feet and slammed her into the corner with a Bimmy To Jimmy!!

Back on her feet,Game Girl pulled Hart up from the mat, Game Girl grabbed her by the shoulders and slammed her backwards into the corner. Over and over, Game Girl hit Hart with punch after punch. She then jerked Hart away from the corner and lifted her up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry. Back stepping away from the corner, Game Girl turned her body which was more than likely a sign that she was about to execute Jessalyn’s “Can You Hear Me?” but Hart managed to slip out of Game Girl’s grip, Hart dropped to her feet as Game Girl went down empty handed. Game Girl quickly pushed herself up to one knee but before she knew it, Hart was right there to level her with a superkick to the face!

Game Girl was laid out flat on her back. Dropping to her knees, Hart quickly made the cover as the official dropped in beside them with the count.





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She may have not been shocked when Game Girl kicked out earlier, but this time was different. She felt like she had Game Girl right where she wanted her and somehow Game Girl found a way to keep herself in it after popping her shoulder up from the mat just an inch before the three count was made. Hart stood to her feet, pacing the ring for a moment as she went over a game plan in her head. Before Game Girl even began to get back up, Hart was right there, grabbing ahold of her and pulling her to one knee. After back to back right hands to the face, Hart then twisted Game Girl up setting up for Death Awaits You! Game Girl managed to slip out and began hitting Hart with rapid rights to her face. With Hart off balance, Game Girl too a step back and waited for the opportune moment…

⇩ ⇩ B, A, A, ⇧ ⇧ A, ↺ A+B, ⇩ ⇩ A+B - SUPER COMBO!! - Shift-Slide! Punch! Punch! Raging Uppercut! Hyper Bomb! Romper Stomper!

Game Girl stared down at Hart for a moment as she paced the ring. She kept a close eye on Hart, even allowing her to push himself up. Game Girl called for Hart to come at her with her best. Jessalyn, who was already frustrated, wasted no time rushing in. Jessalyn swung around
Game Girl with some weird flippy twisted shit, end result was….


DEATH AWAITS YOU CONNECTS FROM JESSALYN HART!!!!

Game Girl kips up completely no selling the finisher!

Jessalyn on the other hand looks to be out cold!

Game Girl must have activated Mirror Mode!

Game Girl smiles in delight and goes for the pin!


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Winner and advancing to March Madness - Game Girl!

Game Girl springs up in joy to the roar of the crowd, she raises her hands in victory!

"EVERYONE IS SAFE!

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MAIN EVENT TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Donovan Blackwater © - vs - Natia Ngata Singles

A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White" plays

"Can you feel your heartbeat racing?"

The opening lyrics of Underoath's "A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White" play over the PA system, accompanied by the gradual dimming of the arena lights.


A spotlight shines on the stage and Natia Ngata emerges from the back, wearing a Vapor95™ Shockwave Zip Up Hoodie. She drops to one knee in the center of the spotlight, looking down at the floor as the music builds. Once the harsh vocals kick in, she explodes to her feet, flipping the hood back and raising one arm in the air to a modest pop. With a wide, nigh-manic smile on her face, she jogs down the ramp, slapping hands with fans on her way to the ring. At ringside, she climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes.

"Bad Karma" by Ida Maria

Bad Karma by Ida Maria plays and all three brothers emerge, with Donovan, in the lead. Pausing briefly, the brothers look around at the exuberant crowd, with immense entertainment. Sharing an amused glance to one another as the fans scream. From there they walk in unison to the ring, occasionally separating to approach a random fan that's losing their mind. Clearly, enjoying the effect they have on the crowd, the Brothers Blackwater continue onward. Once they reach the ring, two of the brothers hold up the bottom rope, as the intended participant for the fight slides into the ring. That brother then takes his place in the squared circle and awaits his opponent, while basking in the cheers from the audience.


"The following contest is the Main Event of the evening! It is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit and for the XWF Television Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from Providence, Rhode Island.... Natia Ngata!"


"And her opponent, the XWF Television Champion..... Donovan Blackwater!"


The bell rings and the challenger attacks the champion! Ngata backs Blackwater into the corner with punches and kicks! She pulls him out and whips him across the ring, but the champ reverses! Ngata slams into the corner and stumbles back out, Blackwater meets her in the middle and throws her over the shoulder with a Northern Lights Suplex!


Blackwater jumps straight back to his feet and drops back down with an elbow across the chest. The champ goes for a quick cover!


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The official stops Blackwater from following his opponent out, but that doesn't stop the brothers from closing in on the challenger! The champion continues to keep the referee's attention while the two brothers begin laying the boots the Natia Ngata on the outside! They then pick her up and slam her into the ring steps! The referee notices that! He turns around and yells at the Blackwater Brothers to unhand the lady! Raphael responds by grabbing her back off the ground and throwing her back into the ring! Donovan meets her in the ring and hits her with the Shattered Mirror of Illusions! The champ goes for the cover!

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Winner AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION! - Donovan Blackwater

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Savage is about to go off the air when unexpectedly Robert Main & Drew Archyle make their way through the curtains out onto the stage. Robert has his half of the Tag Team Championships over his right shoulder and The Universal Championship around his waist. Robert leers out among the fans through his freshly received black eye. Drew has his half of The Tag Team Championships around his waist his head bandaged with blood still seeping through from the brutal chair shot from a supposed brother. The fans quickly begin to cheer like wild animals.


::::APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX……APEX



LET'S GO ROBERT THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO DREW THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO ROBERT THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO DREW LET'S GO ROBERT THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO DREW LETS GO ROBERT THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO DREW LET'S GO ROBERT THUMP..THUMP…THUMP….THUMP…..THUMP…… LET'S GO DREW….::::


Drew nods his head along with the chants pulling a pouch of sour apple big league chew from his coat pocket jamming his mouth full. He then pulls a microphone from his back-pocket motioning for the crowd to calm down a bit.


Wild crowd tonight here in one of my favorite cities Orlando freaking Florida..


The crowd again cheers


Really a cheap pop?


Bob, it worked, didn’t it.


It did.. It did…


On to business?


Robert nods


Now as many of you seen on Warfare Jim Caedus - vs - Chris Chaos got a bit bonkers. All of us have questions to why things went the way they did. But here’s the thing we’ll never get any answers. If Drew wants to elaborate more on Jim. I’ll let him do that. I want to talk about March Madness live on pay per view or through the XWF streaming service for 8.99. Cheaper than those other guys.


Drew interrupts


You just did a plug?


Yeah I owed Vinny one.. By the way, give me some of that gum dick. I bought it.


Drew tosses Robert the sour apple big league chew. Robert slugs his mouth full.


Now as I was saying.. March Madness I’ll be defending my Universal Championship against that no good, low down, dirty, rotten, mongrel Chris Chaos.


The crowd begins to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I know I feel the same way trust me. Anytime I hear the man I damn near vomit in my mouth. The bush-league bitch. We all watched Jimmy wreck Chris Chaos on Warfare. I’ve never seen a boots party quite like it. All I’m going to say is this.


The camera zooms in towards Robert's face


Chris Chaos this is it, the last window of opportunity to become Champion. There is a slight crack in the door, but you’ll never make it inside. Chris Chaos after March Madness concludes I will be the final nail in the Chris Chaos brand, as I wipe away years of false witness. Chris this really isn’t about the Championship in my eyes, no, that is a secondary prize. This is about ridding the world of Chris Chaos forever, and there isn’t any length I won’t go to do it. There just isn’t any other viable option. I have too. For the sake of the XWF, for future generations of talented wrestlers. This isn’t the APEX way but I have no other choice. I’m the one that puts an end to all of this. And after all the smoke settles I will still be Universal Champion.


Drew leans over covering his mouth saying something to Robert as the two go back and forth


What about the Tag Team Championships? We’ve got to defend them? I see… Jimmy sure put us in a real pickle, here didn’t he? Uh huh… Right…. Really…. Seriously? You’ve got to be joking. Get out of town man.. That’s fantastic… Should we tell them?


Drew looks out to the crowd shaking his head yes.


You know what why don’t you tell them about the big surprise? It was you after all who reached out. All I’ll say is this folk. This guy has a list of accomplishments longer than most people’s dicks.

So here’s the thing. The plan was for Jim and I to defend the titles at March Madness. I was excited about it. He was excited about it. Or so he told me repeatedly. And then…well…he snapped. I have absolutely no idea why but he did. You all saw it. Robert and I continue to feel it. Not just mentally but emotionally. It’s taken a toll on us but as they say, the show must go on. And on it will.

Robert offered to be my partner and while I have absolutely no doubt that he and I could handle anyone put before us the truth is he needs to keep his focus on Chris Chaos. Not because Chris is anything special, he isn’t. Jim made that pretty clear with the beating he handed out on Wednesday. But this is Chris’s last shot at this title. It is potentially his last match in the XWF, that makes him dangerous. His back is against the wall and I don’t doubt that Chris will do absolutely anything he can to win. That is why Robert needs to keep a singular focus on defending his Universal Title.

So while Robert has been focusing on the Universal Title I spent some time wracking my brain trying to come up with a solution to our tag team problem. I didn’t just want any ole partner. In light of Jim’s recent betrayal I wanted someone I felt like I could trust. First guy I reached out to was an old friend of mine, you all have probably heard of him, former Universal Champion Trax.


The crowd goes bonkers hearing the former champion’s name in hopes of a return…


Unfortunately he didn’t return my calls. In his defense I was calling from a burner phone I found in the street so he probably didn’t recognize the number but I did leave a voice mail and told him to call Robert. Did he call you Bob?

Robert Main shakes his head no and the crowd is now sad.


Fear not fans of the XWF. After sitting down and really going through my list of friends which despite my warm and fuzzy personality is rather small I was able to come up with one name, and one name only and thankfully that person agreed to step in and defend the titles with me at March Madness…Ladies and Gentlemen my partner for the Pay Per View…. Drew points towards the XWF Tron.













































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This time the crowd loses their shit for real as the show fades to black.

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