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Robert "The Omega" Main · **02-05-2019, 11:50 PM**

:::::Continued From Drew Archyle’s::::: Teenage Mutant Ninja Robert. Teenage Mutant Ninja Robert

Though my eyes are open I can't seem to gather why my heart is throbbing out of my chest, my mind uninhabited. I gaze into utter darkness, as my breathing becomes more rapid. Suddenly Drew emerges before me, he says something that I cannot understand while smiling as he starts tugging on something that is attached around my upper body. The only thing that I can do is nod as I see another man appear behind Drew

Assistant Pilot: Your friend ready to go? We’re coming up on the drop. The two of you need to get into position.

Bob’s ready… Open the door.

There was a deafening buzzing as a light in the far back of the aircraft turned from red to green. The assistant pilot had climbed from the cockpit once more motioning Robert & Drew to move forward. He reached for a handle pulling open a door set in the very back of the aircraft, as the piercing air whisked its way into the aircraft freezing each man to their bones. Robert could now see just a single square of dead night. It was pouring rain. Robert expeditiously stood watching as the rain howled past the plane from a window to his right.

Where in the hell are we? What’s going on?

AUCKLAND Bobby.. NEW ZEALAND.. Oh, and were on a plane..

No shit! Tell me how we got from me climbing out of a sewer, drinking beer on the street while you had pizza to being on an airplane? Drew what did you do?

I did what you would have done.. I took the bull by the horns. Okay, so when you got up to take a piss you got a mysterious call, so I answered your phone. Now I know it’s a no, no but I did anyway. There was a person on the line saying Locksley would be in AUCKLAND and even gave me the location.

So, let me try to wrap my head around this you answered my phone and a mysterious person just happened to give you Locksley’s location? What part of this sounds like a setup? Drew this is a trap. How did you get me on this plane knowing good and well I am terrified of heights?

So when you were taking a piss I dropped four Roofies into your beer. That’s why you are a bit groggy when you woke up.

Jesus Christ you drugged me.. Where did you get Roofies? What if I overdosed? We could have talked this out, man. Who’s paying for this?

Drew points in Robert’s direction Robert leers down noticing a parachute attached to him. Robert reaches out grabbing onto the plane white knuckle.

Oh, wonderful. We’re using my AMEX to jump to our deaths. It’s nice to know I paid for my own suicide.

Bob, you're being dramatic and your embarrassing me in front of the assistant pilot. I got them from a guy who knows a guy. It’s common knowledge you cannot overdose on Roofies. Secondly, no we could not have talked this out because you would have said no. I’ve got everything ready. I even put your parachute on myself.

Robert motions for a time out with his hands

Dramatic! You drugged me… Tossed me on a plane, then woke me up and now your saying jump. That’s not being dramatic Drew. Not to mention you put my parachute on. If you think for one second, I am jumping out of a perfectly good airplane you are nuts. Please tell me you didn’t put on my chute? It’s a joke right? Ha, Ha!?

Drew nods seriously

You? Tell me where in the hell you learned to put a parachute on anyone. Drew this isn’t happening. I don’t care what happens. Baby Jesus can come back I won’t jump. They can land this mother fucker right now. If I was supposed to fly I’d have God damn wings..

Bob, we’ve got to jump this is our chance I can feel it.

I feel like I am about to hurl.

The green light began flashing as the assistant pilot tapped Drew & Robert on each of their shoulders motioning for the pair to move forward. Robert shakes his head absolutely refusing at first. Robert and Drew move forward shuffling their feet and come to a halt staring out into the darkness. For a moment they were there, frozen in the doorway. Robert points at Drew demanding he doesn’t push him. Drew grins reaching out shaking Robert’s hand

APEX forever brother.

Drew locks on to Robert’s forearm pulling him out of the airplane just like that the two of them were gone.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The frigid air hit my goggles as they instantly fogged. For a few seconds I was blind I could not see a thing, my body twirled and jerked as I fell. The wind hitting my face made it nearly impossible to breathe. I felt like I was suffocating. The cold air rushed past as I accelerated faster and faster.. There was a moment of dizzying confusion as the wind hit me once again. I could now see through my goggles but didn’t want too as I closed my eyes and forced myself to focus as I counted to three. Pull too early and the parachute might snag on the plane's tail.

Even so, my hand was clenched on the ripcord. The trees on the ground were getting larger and closer by the second. I checked my altimeter one last time, it was time to pull the ripcord. One…………… Two…………………….. Three………. I had barely reached three before I pulled with all my strength. The parachute flourished openly quickly above me jerking me back into the sky, the harness instantly began cutting into my armpits and sides. I sighed with relief I could see that it had opened as a full canopy, now reducing my speed to a more leisurely descent. I was now floating not falling. My feet touch the solid ground as I sit motionless. I hear footsteps its Drew

That was a blast! Hey Bob, I brought some beef jerky want some? I packed it in your bag.

I look to Drew unsure of what to say as I stand up staring at a dense forest standing in front of us. I rip open my bag grabbing a hand full of beef jerky shoving it into my mouth.

Where are we? Besides in the middle of nowhere?

All that complaining up there Robert.. We missed our jump. We’re five or ten miles out from Locksley. We’ve got to go through this forest now that someone was being a baby. How’s the jerky?

Don’t push it.. The jerky is actually amazing. Let’s get moving and find this son of a bitch.

The forest was unilluminated as the rain continued down on them, Robert eyes the pitch-black and foreboding forest, throughout everything there was a bit of harmony in all its somber ambiance. Robert’s eyes again flickered over the abundant, murky jet-black trunks of the trees that rose like monsters among men, their branches interlocking with one another like giant arms united together shielding their residence. The trees were abstractly packed together, leaving just enough space to allow our heroes to maneuver through.

I look forward unaware of what we might be walking into. As I press my palm against the first trees rugged bark, I breathe deep taking in the scent of the musty enigmatic forest. The leaves leaving the scent only they can leave during rain, the warm soil packed against the Earth. The smell of life surrounded us.

:::::To Be Continued:::::

:::::This Message Was Prerecorded:::::

Deserving? Warranted? Earned?

Robert pauses for a moment leisurely walking along an iron fence row. The Universal Championships strapped snuggly around his waist. Just above it his half of The Tag Team Championships. He watches his snakeskin cowboy boots as he continues walking and talking.

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It really even matter what Drew & I speculate? The match is signed, sealed and delivered. What we believe is irrelevant, if the two of you are concerned with what my brother and I are thinking you’ve already squandered away this opportunity. Like so many before you, you are putting the cart in front of the horse. When doing so catastrophe usually follows suit. But here it is your comeuppance, now that you’ve laid claim to the Tag Team Championships and been given one's due, you’ll get what is coming to you. Since the formation of APEX in late 2017 we as a unit have had one common goal in mind, a singular purpose, prevail, triumph, conquer and we’ve done just that. When it comes to this pool of resources, we just get it done. Much like the ever-changing waves in the ocean we too have had our ups and downs. Our ebbs and flows. One thing though has remained crystal clear, when we are together inside of that ring we don’t suffer defeat. As a unit, we are undefeated, unconquered. Come Warfare that will continue to exist, we will carry on while the two of you breakdown showing the world you were nothing more than a flash in the pan.

We are the kind of people wrestling with a purpose. Our blood and sweat and tears went into what we constructed, and we have done so together. We used the blood and sweat and tears of our adversaries to build our flag, a flag that still to this very day flies at the top of the mountain unchallenged. When a team decides to make the decision to comes at us whether it is the big fish in the pond or two curtain jerkers like yourselves, we don’t and won’t take it lightly. Welcome to the buzz saw boys and girls it will only hurt for a few seconds then lights out. The two of you came at us with breakneck speed but came with nothing more than a browbeating. The two of you had to cloak your helpless ideas in the armor of a spear falling short. Your words are collapsing on the very foundation you built them on. The best thing you have going for you is this smear campaign, because you don’t have an argument when it comes to APEX. Generally, smears work but Drew & I refuse to bite.

JOB BER TREE, JOB BER TOO.. The two of you are going to underperform taking a nose-dive right into the canvas. On one of the grandest stages, in the main event match none the less. We are not ”The Midnight Dolls”. We will come out guns blazing while the two of you underachievers flatline under the surmounting pressure. Once the match is over and out Tag Team Championships are draped back over our shoulders right where they should be the feeling of worthlessness revealing itself. I want both of you to know that APEX is responsible for that feeling. Here you are in a once in a lifetime moment worth a king's ransom but costing an arm and a leg just to get a taste. Will this priceless moment be worth its weight in gold? We all already know the answer. Drew & I will pilfer these arrogant attitudes all the while abducting your smiles. This moment will be taken possession of by APEX. All of the hard work to get here demolished in a moments time, left in shreds all over the ring. We will ravage the two of you smashing everything you have ever dreamed of in one night. You will be overwhelmed, outworked and outperformed.

This annihilation, this eradication, is going to send your very lives into a tailspin professionally and personally. This obliteration will keep the two of you awake at night. There is no more accolade on this Earth that is more ingrained in these Tag Team Championships. Those two belts mean something to us, and we will terminate the two of you to keep them right where they belong. The two of you think that you can defeat us. We know we can defeat the two of you, and we will! You have a diseased soul’s that have festered into an elaborate web of lies. Neither of you is worthy of carrying these Tag Team Championships. We are building a stronger Tag Team Division just by simply being in it, we are colossal targets everyone wants a shot at. We are the hot commodity. Who knows what teams are conspiring behind the scenes to come and try their hand. The problem is. You play with fire we burn you to the ground. You wanted to call me out? Well, here I am!

Robert then stops in front of an iron gate taking his half of the Tag Team Championships from around his waist draping it over the gate. He then doses the same with the Universal Championship leaning back against the gate between his championships. The iron gate had been fashioned maybe a century ago. Robert wasn’t sure. The gate was about five feet tall and made of twisted black rods. Each end was curled in convoluted patterns and opportunist spiders had created its web there. Robert gawks at each championship for a moment before looking dead into the camera.

These two championships hanging at each side of my head are what it is all about. These two belts made of metal and leather are why I wear my heart on my arm. JOB BER TREE, JOB BER TOO you two dummies have chosen to follow two wolves back to their den. Drew & I are not horror-stricken of your scrutiny. You each have made some brazen claims even promising to become the next Tag Team Champions. You’ve professed you’re ready for a dogfight. Funny.. Neither one of you honestly have a clue what a rough and tumble engagement is. I mean this is only your second match and here you get the biggest dogs in the yard. I want to be clear I didn’t seem to win The Universal Championship I am Champion. Whether or not I took the title at the right time remains to be seen, or whether The Engineer was exhausted. I defended it three times now. Do you want to hold being a fighting champion against me also? My question is what are you trying to get at? What does the Universal Championship have to do with anything in this match? Neither one of you will ever get a crack at it anyway. This is the land of opportunity and when it comes knocking at the door you open it. Debilitated or not.

Tell me who’s coat tails I rode when I took down The Engineer? Who went out and wrestled a match before chasing in? Who won Leap of Faith to become Mr. 24/7? I did. Just listening to the two of you fumble fuck around honestly hurts my head. I hate to take shit’s on theories but my God, get a fucking grip. Tell me who we have been capitalizing on? How are we benefitting from anything? Do you want to talk worn out? I’ve either won a championship or defended one every single Warfare since December 5th that’s me using my leverage right dumb asses? Look at me everyone I’m over here manipulating the system by wrestling every two weeks defending my championships. You two are idiots! Were The Midnight Dolls exasperated as well when we defeated them? They were only champions for a hot second. Did we in some way take advantage of them, were we preying on them also? I’d make a jerking off motion right now but I’m afraid you’d think I was exploiting my dick.

Were all opportunist. That is the name of the game around here. I mean look at the two of you, here you are in a match for the Tag Team Championships right? If you two Job Ber’s focused on something more than trying to poke holes in other’s accomplishments maybe you’d both be WIN NERS! I’m sure the fans will show the two of you some adoration by helping the referee count in unison ONE! TWO! THRRE!

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