Following the close of Monday Madness, it has been confirmed that Dean McGovern is indeed a free man and intends to give us a full update as soon as possible. In the meantime he had these brief comments for everyone who has been following this story and rallying behind him in this time of uncertainty.
(Thank you!)
Hey guys, I'm back! It turns out all those rumors about me were just made up lies by some seriously warped minds. Child molesting? Puh-leaze!
Fuhget whatchu heard because my lawyers and a few other important people have all come together to wipe this problem from the face of the Earth. I'm living proof that it's OK to have friendly relationships with minors and it doesn't make you a pervert. Take that, unfair and judgmental world! One more for the good guys!
(Like it!)
Can I get an amen up in this piece? because I feel like a child whose prayers have just been answered! Hallelujah!
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
You know, that is just fucking great. I'm so happy you became a free man and then decided to intrude on Madness. I get that he was beating me with that chair, but I've been here long enough to not need some punk ass alleged criminal be my superhero.
(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug
Dean McGovern was said to be casually dismissive of Scott Charlotte's comments. Dean snickered and took a drink of his Starbuck's mug before addressing the issue at hand.
Look, Scotty baby, I'm just doing what's right and keeping it tight. I saw what was about to go down and I knew you weren't going to enjoy the feeling, so I blocked that $#%*.
It's cool that you were all wrapped up in the heat of the moment and all that; I get it, man, I do. I just hope you know that I've got your back. I've got your back.
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
Well fantastic, isn't that just great? Look, you come anywhere near me in the coming weeks I might have to put you through a table just like that Canuck. I appreciate what you tried to do, but I don't need it. Scott Charlotte is a one man band.
(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug
Dean flicks open his Zippo and lights up a square. With a few puffs he's nodding and looking agreeable.
Would it be weird then if I was your groupie, Mr. One Man Band? Because I'm definitely a fan...
Just give me a chance and you won't be sorry. Don't worry you don't have to give me an answer here...we can meet privately at my place and discuss a few things. I'll send you my home address on Facebook.
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
I hope you understand that around me, Groupies tend to get killed. My foot ends up being implanted in their face. Look, prick, back off. I regret even addressing you now, because you annoy the hell out of me. I'm gone.
(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug
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Hey guys, I'm back! It turns out all those rumors about me were just made up lies by some seriously warped minds. Child molesting? Puh-leaze!
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