"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
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08-24-2018, 03:25 PM
Savage Saturday Night's pre show offers a glimpse into the local weather predictions.
Guided by the ethereal music of Iced Earth, Shane makes his way toward and enters the ring with a bit of a cocky swagger as the crowd quiets down. He grabs the mic, and clears his throat before he says:
I would like to announce, to all of you idiots out there, that there will be no mercy for Rain. None whatsoever when I decapitate and destroy him. . . with a bit of assistance from none other than Morbid Angel and Luca Arzegotti. As the Old Farmer's Almanac forecasts – we're entering a DRY season.
Shane flings the mic out into the sea of fans and a small riot ensues in the crowd as dozens of fans are all fighting over who gets to take the mic home. The mic, still live, allows us to hear the thuds and curses as much blood is shed and racial slurs bellowed among all the Jews, Negros and Mexicans.
Great Heathen Army by Iced Earth graces the ears of the fans as off duty police officers rush to the scene of the fighting in the crowd, and one of the pigs confiscates the mic as evidence of the hate crimes and murders ensuing live before our eyes.
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The following 6 users Like "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane's post:6 users Like "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane's post
#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick (08-24-2018), Azrael Erebus (08-25-2018), Darius Xavier (08-24-2018), Morbid Angel (08-24-2018), Rain (08-25-2018), Snow (08-25-2018)
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