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**Vincent Lane** · (03-08-2018)

::oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce::

Wraith is in catering, trying to figure out how to eat a meringue without taking off his sweet ninja mask. In walks the Hapsburg Heartthrob himself, the Fuhrer of Findom, DAS WUNDERSCHNITZEL!!!!

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"YA! Und has you seen my liebchen, Finny? I am have to be finding him so we can be off to ze Eugenics Clinic for our double donations!"

Oops! Das Wunderschnitzel pins Wraith with his massive package!

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Finn Kühn · (03-08-2018)

Finn walks onto the scene, and finds Das Wunderschnitzel claiming to be his husband and pinning Wraith with his dick.

"Nope."

With that, Finn immediately walks back out without saying another word.

Benny Blowjobs · (03-08-2018)

Does this mean you're single baby? I've never had a Nazi before but it's on my bucket list. What do you say we pretend like this is 1940's Germany, and you fire a few rounds into me with your little luger like I were a dirty Jew broad?

**Vincent Lane** · (03-08-2018)

Well, they do have the same jacket...

Wraith · **03-08-2018, 09:59 AM**

Wraith quickly kicks out and shoves Das Wunderqueer's sack off of him.

Wraith wonders what Das Wunderschnitzel is stuffing his tights with. No doubt that wasn't a meaty dick and manly balls that pinned him to the ground. Wraith thinks perhaps a (very) dirty sock would explain the odor of sweaty feet and hotdog water that nearly caused Wraith to vomit during the pin. If his massive package is a fraud, what else is Das Wunderfuck lying about?

There's no doubt that this man did not pin Wraith by mistake. Wraith could see the lovestruck look in his eyes as he ran his greasy hands up and down Wraiths chest.

Wraith considers outing Das Wunderschnitzel's homosexual tendencies to Finn Kuhn. Wraith thinks at least then this creepo won't become part of the advanced genepool.

Then again, Wraith reconsiders, it's obvious that somebody is screwing with these guys at the Eugenics labs. Wraith thinks that maybe someone there is genetically altering these people to be as stupid and as undesirable as possible. Wraith hopes that this is true, because it means that through science we can slowly breed out idiots like this. Hmm, I wonder if Trump is a product of Eugenics?

Wraith snaps out of his trance and looks around. All of these people standing around, waiting for Wraith to say something.

"You make good attempt at taking title, but today is not the day and you are not the man who will take this belt from me."

Wraith throws the Federweight belt over his shoulder as he walks up to Benny Blowjobs and slips him $100.

"Show Das Wunderschnitzel a good time for his efforts."

**Vincent Lane** · (03-08-2018)

Flawless victory.

Too bad too, I was digging the song! Oonce oonce oonce..."

Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Wraith

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