The Savae Pyro goes off as the camera pans to the crowd, many of whom were holding signs.

It is that time of the week again! Its always the right time to be Saturday! Savage is back on air here from Los Angeles! Audrey Dinklage and Brent Feetman here with you!

We're kicking things off with some tag team action here tonight and....Audrey, is something wrong?


You know what's wrong. I know you took those shoes from my dressing room...


I assure you I have no idea what you mean.


Yeah well, please return them....unsullied. **Sigh** Speaking of abject perversion, BX3 is on their way to the ring.

MEZIAN & ROBERT WILLIAM KENDRICKS - vs - BX3 (Bilbo Blumpkinz & Sebasstian Dyke)

Tig O' Bitties: The following contest is set for one fall and it will be a tag team match. Introducing first, the team of Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz and Sebasstian Dyke....BX3!



As the music hits BX3 appears on the ramp, Bilbo is rolling, pointing his cane at guys in the front row and threatening to jerk them off. Both of them are wearing t-shirts reading “ALL HAIL THE COSMIC CLOWN” with a picture of Phantom Panzer on it.

Panzer still hasn't quite accepted Bilbo and Sebasstian as his new followers, and it's not looking good on it happening anytime soon.


And their opponent's, introducing first he hails from Los Angeles California and weighs in at 230 pounds....ROBERT WILLIAM KENDRICKS!



The music hits and newcomer Kendricks starts making his way to the ring, a disbelieving smirk on his face when he sees BX3.

What do you suppose the over-under is on this guy still being here in a week? I mean, I'm not betting my kid's college fund on it.


I try to be optimistic Brent.


And his partner, he hails from Cincinnati Ohio and weighs in at 230 pounds....MEZIAN!



The path to the ring is alit with a dim blue light and Mezian appears at the top, slowly making his way down to the ring. Once he gets situated in his corner, the bell rings and the match is underway. Bilbo takes the lead for BX3 and Kendricks is in for his side.

Kendricks is looking like he's not sure what to do here.


Indeed, the newcomer shoots a quizzical look at the ref and shakes his head.

Get over here and let's do this you !

Bilbo throws his wheelchair into high gear and rams right into Kendrick's knee caps. Kendricks howls out in pain. Mezian looks frustrated and calls out for his partner to get it together. Bilbo reaches for his cane and starts beating Kendricks about the body with it, until Kendricks grabs it from him and tosses it out of the ring. Angry now, Kendricks goes to grab Bilbo out of his chair but finds him snugy secured into it. Kendricks leans over to unbuckle Bilbo, and Bilbo thrusts his crotch right up into the newcomer's face.

This homo just tried to suck my dick!

Looking disgusted, Kendricks gets to his corner and tags in Mezian. Mezian shakes his head and orders Bilbo to tag in Dyke. Dyke calls out from his corner that he wants the tag and Bilbo gets his partner in.

You think it's true what they say about this guy being a hermaphrodite?


Oh lord I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out if this is Josh Reno in disguise or what....


Dyke locks up with Mezian, Mezin counters into a reverse arm bar, then pulling the BX3 member into a belly to belly suplex. Dyke gets up almost immediately and goes for a roaring big boot, but Mezian ducks, sweeps Dyke's legs out from under him and hits a senton splash.

He may be eccentric, but Mezian can handle himself in that ring.


Dyke and Mezian are both vertical again and they lock up, with Dyke pressing Mezian into the ropes and then irish whipping him. Meian hits the opposite ropes, ducks under a haymaker from Dyke and surprises him with a cross body block into a pin!

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DYKE KICKS OUT!

What's that Bilbos got there? Is that...is that...VIAGRA?!


Indeed, Bilbo has unscrewed a bottle of everybody's favorite blue pill and he downs the hatch with every single pill in the bottle!

Yes folks, I went to college to call just this kind of action.


Bilbo marvels at the growing erection in his pants!

Bilbo, get in here and put that bigass pecker to some use!

Dyke shoves Mezian away from him and tags Bilbo back in. Bilbo rushes into the ring, a massive boner straining his shorts. Mezian looks seriously grossed out as Bilbo chases him around the ring, and he hits a hot tag on Kendricks. Kendricks shakes his head “no” but Mezian drops down to the floor before he can tag him back in. Kendricks gets in the ring but doesn't look happy about it. He starts to advance on Bilbo, but Bilbo holds up a hand. He points behind Kendricks at the big screen, where a picture of Phantom Panzer has appeared!

Bilbo starts to massage his turgid erection under his shorts at the sight of his supreme leader. Kendricks looks absolutely repulsed and retreats to his corner making dry heaving sounds. The motions under Bilbo's pants get faster and faster, his eyes locked on the image of Panzer. Finally his eyes roll back in his hand and with a groan of satisfaction ejaculate pours down his palsied legs and onto the canvas!

This is disgusting! Can we please just get this over with?!


Bilbo, in a state of extreme relaxation, settles into his chair with a look of pure contentment. Kendricks takes this opportunity to grab Bilbo's chair and upend him onto the canvas, where he lands in his own jizz but he's still fixed into the chair. Dyke gets in the ring and levels the newcomer with a clothesline. Sensing a loss may be incoming, Mezian also rushes the ring. He tackles Dyke, narrowly avoiding the pool of jizz, and he tosses Dyke out of the ring.

Meanwhile, Bilbo wipes his hand in his jizz and tosses a wad of it at Kendricks. It lands in his hair! Kendricks starts to dry heave again, but soon recollects himself as anger starts to take hold! He starts stomping on Bilbo brutally.

Looks like we found the newcomer's breaking point!


Dyke gets up outside the ring, but Mezian has already gotten to the top turnbuckle. He launches himself from the top, landing on Dyke on the outside with a big splash! Both men tumble to the mat! Content that he has debilitated Dyke, Mezian rolls back into the ring. By this point, Kendricks has managed to get Bilbo out of his chair. Bilbo slaps at him meekly as he's dragged to the center of the mat. Bilbo is now covered in semen, and Kendricks looks like he doesn't even want to touch him anymore. He points a Mezian to pin him, but Mezian also refuses!

Hey guys, that biker with ambiguous genitalia is getting back in the ring! Yes, that is a real sentence that I just said.


Dyke clambers back into the ring, intent on defending his friend.

Mezian makes his way towards Dyke. Dyke doesn't see him at first.......but then.........



FALL FROM GRACE

What a move from Mezian! It's over here!

I didn't even know that was in his arsenal! The C4 powerbomb executed to perfection!

Mezian pins.













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MEZIAN & ROBERT WILLIAM KENDRICKS DID IT!!!!!!

Tig O' Bitties: Here are your winners, Mezian and William Kendricks!

Winners: Mezian and William Kendricks!

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As XWF rolls on, Jenny and Chris are sitting on a big leather couch in the backstage area, presumably one of the two dressing rooms.

Jenny: I can't believe this shit. I won that match last week! I beat John Holliday! He has MY TV title shot tonight!

She slams her wine glass down on the table. Chris is next to her, and his body language is calm.

Chaos: Jen, you know damn well why you don't have it. The administration has been fucking me in the ass like a Jerry Sandusky wet dream for the better part of a year now, and now that you are successful, you will feel it too. They don't want to see anyone who refuses to play their little games be successful.

Jenny sighs.

Jenny: You better win that Universal Title.

Chris looks at her. That came out of left field, sort of.

Jenny: Remember back when you were Universal Champion, and we were laying by the pool and you told me that they should make a women's belt so we could reign on top together? Well, at the time it seemed like a far fetched and silly idea but now its here, I've done it, and now you need to be the one to hold up your end of the bargain.

Chris rubs his goatee.

Chaos: Wow......pressure much?

They lean in and kiss.

Chaos: I will focus on dispatching that waste of space Finn on Warfare. Right now, I have another shoulda been abortion to focus my sights on.

They kiss again.

Jenny: Go get em.

Chris gets off the couch and exits as she smiles, pouring another glass of wine.

ERIK BLACK - vs - CHRIS CHAOS

This should be a great match!

It should, but Chaos may be in for a surprise here. Erik Black is a dangerous man.

Lets not underestimate Chaos!

Tig O' Bitties: This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Compton, California........He is the world's most dangerous man, Erik Black!



Run this town begins to play. Erik walks out with a towel on his head. He ignores the crowd and casually walks to the ring.

He doesn't deal with the fans and their nonsense, Audrey, this guy is all business!

Sure. Let's go with that.



Introducing next....his opponent, from Clearwater Beach, Florida, Chris Chaaaaaooooosss!

Here comes greatness, Audrey! Soak it in.

The words "FOLLOW ME" show up on the X-Tron screen as smoke billows at the entrance. Blue and white lights flicker. At the 10 second mark, he steps through the smoke wearing his jacket (Rated R Edge trench coat). Looking to both sides of the crowd. He walks slowly to the ring until he gets about 3/4 of the way down, then jogs and slides into the ring (edge style)...When he gets into the ring he gets up on the far turnbuckle and gets up on it, throwing both arms up.

Always loved that entrance. So powerful

I bet you'd still his shoes, too.

The bell rings, and the two men circle each other for a moment. Finally, they lock up. Black shows immediate technical prowess, looping behind Chaos and locking him around the waist. Shoving a knee into the back of his knee, he takes him to the mat with the modified waist lock. Driving the knees into his back, he picks Chaos up into a modified suplex from the mat .

Breaking the hold he bounces off the ropes and drives an elbow down onto the sternum of Chaos, who rolls towards the corner.

Black, as expected, is coming out guns blazing here!

Black picks Chaos up by the hair and hammers him with a forearm shot, backing him into the corner. He begins to fire off some shots with fists and chops. Then shoulder blocks into the sternum of the hall of famer. Black has Chaos bent over and goes for a DDT in the middle of the ring, his eyes wide and his breath huffing with a violent nature.

Chris, however, flips him in a counter, and drops him onto his back, buying himself some time. He leans back against the ropes, panting as Black stands up quickly.

Erik Black is dominating the hall of famer early here!

Chaos gets his wits and goes towards Black, who has his hands in the fighting position. Chaos ducks a few shots and wraps up Black around the waist, but the dangerous one clubs him in the back, taking him to his knees. Bringing a knee up to the chin of Chaos, the veteran falls to his back. Black picks him up by the hair, and Chris gets some body shots in on him but Black is able to lock him in for a DDT!

Chaos is flat out.

Chaos looks all out of sorts. Erik Black is looking like an unstoppable force here.

Cover.



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Chaos gets a shoulder up.

Picking Chaos up by the hair again, he begins laughing. He kicks Chaos in the gut, and is going to lift him in power bomb position but Chaos again counters and drops Black onto his back. Chaos this time stays on the offensive, picking Erik up but the new comer gets an upper cut in staggering Chaos back again, into the corner. Black charges, but Chaos gets his legs up above Black who crashes shoulder first into the corner.

Chaos immediately locks the waist and drops Black in a German Suplex. Keeping the hands locked he hits another. Then another. Then ANOTHER. Finally he lets go as both lay in the ring for a moment.

Adrenaline took over there for Chaos. He's hurting but he bought himself some time with that flurry of suplex's.

Chaos gets to his feet just as Black does. They meet in the center of the ring as both men go down again with a double clothesline, each one taking the other down. Both are on their backs again.

The scene cuts to the back where Jenny is watching the match on the TV in the dressing room, biting her thumb nail in anxious wonder.

Again both men get up at the same time. This time Black is up first but Chaos is up shortly after and Black charges Chaos, who ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes for a spear. But Black gets a knee up, stopping the spear in mid strike. Chaos is bleeding from the mouth as he rolls onto his back. Black gets on the ground behind Chaos.

REAR NAKED CHOKE

Its gonna be over here! This hold is deadly!

There is no way Chaos can get out this! We have seen many people put away with this.

Chaos is wriggling in the hold, reaching for the ropes, but he is dead center in the middle of the ring.

Chaos has nowhere to go. He is fighting slower and slower as Erik is almost frothing at the mouth, determined to take another legend down and prove his point. Chaos's face is a shade of purple.

Is Chris Chaos gonna tap here?!

He has no choice! Its either tap or lose via TKO! Either way he is screwed!

He is still fighting it! Chaos refusing to give up here!

Chaos's arm still swirl. He is trying to get leverage with the legs.

Chaos is able to roll over so that Erik's back is on the mat and Chaos is on top. The hold is still locked in tight. Chaos uses a reverse headbut, and Black's nose explodes in a splatter of red. He lets go of the hold.

My god, Chaos used his veteran instincts to break that devastating hold. And he may have broken Black's nose in the process!

Black rolls over, holding his face. Chaos sees the opportunity. Coughing, he picks up Black and walks him to the corner, slamming his already bloody face into the turnbuckle over and over and over. Black is woozy, stumbling into the center of the ring where Chaos comes off the ropes.

SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

My god! That almost broke Eric Black in half!

Chaos hooks the leg.

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3----ERIK BLACK KICKS OUT!

Chaos slaps the mat in disbelief.

He may be the toughest S.O.B in this business. A shattered nose and a huge spear. Chaos is pulling out all the stops after an offensive flurry from Black, and he still can't put him away!

Chaos rolls out of the ring, punching the barricade in disbelief. Black composes himself and runs towards the apron, attempting a baseball slide, but Chaos was ready for it and grabs him by the legs pulling him out of the ring as his back and head crash into the mat below with a thud. Stepping on his head, Chaos goes weirdly on the retreat.

Where the hell is he going?

He is going to make Black chase him!

Black does just that, but Chaos avoids another punch and runs Black back first into the ring post. Black grabs at his back and Chaos is gearing up for a spear.

HERE IT COMES! HE IS GOING TO BREAK ERIC BLACK IN HALF!

As Black turns Chaos charges, but Black moves and Chaos runs past him. He is able to stop himself just before he hits the barricade and turns around.

SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY BLACK

Chaos is down! My god what a kick!

The ref's count is at 6

Black rolls into the ring.

I am not sure Chaos is going to get up in time from this!

Just as the ref hits 9, Chaos, using the apron for leverage is able to roll himself into the ring. Black is waiting. Chaos stands up.

SPINEBUSTER

Pin by Black.













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3----CHAOS GETS A SHOULDER UP!

The crowd "OOOH'S" as Chaos kicks out of the huge move.

Black slaps the mat.

Near fall there for Erik Black. Not sure how many more of those the former Uni champ can take!

He grabs a handful of Chaos's hair and stands him up. He says something to him as he whips him into the ropes, going for another big kick but Chaos has the wherewithal to duck.........bouncing back off the ropes.



SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD LORD! THAT TURNED ERIK BLACK INSIDE OUT!

Chaos lifts Black up. He spits in his face then gets him in position.

EQUALIZER

That's the nail in the coffin right there!

Nobody kicks out of that!

Cover.




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He did it!

Chaos has humbled the beast!

The scene cuts to the back where Jenny is estatic, jumping up and down and clapping as it cuts back to Black flat on his back in the ring and Chaos on his but on the outside, backing up the ramp.

Tig O' Bitties: Here is your winner, Chris Chaos!

Massive win for Chaos here!

He's still got it Audrey!

Winner: Chris Chaos

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Taylor Mayde's music hits, and the crowd begins to buzz.

Here she comes. She made a BIG announcement post match last week, awarding the Television Title shot this week to Holliday, even though he lost the match.

Jenny has dug herself a big hole, and Taylor is looking to fill it and bury her alive.

Nobody has been able to yet.

Stop defending her

Taylor steps into the ring and grabs the microphone from Tigs before shooing her away.

Taylor: Hello Los Angeles. I never planned on being a staple in ring speaker on this show, or any show for that matter, but due to recent events I have no choice but to make some decisions. I have no choice but to do everything in my power to protect myself, seeing as I was attacked again last week by Jenny Myst......

A replay of last week's pepper spray incident came up on the X-Tron.

She was on the ring apron, she was basically asking for it!

Taylor: Jenny sprayed me in my face with pepper spray, and I feel from the bottom of my heart that it was a deliberate action of aggression by the Bombshell Champion. This being said, I have taken matters into my own hand and hired someone to personally protect me. Someone who will do my bidding, and someone, most importantly, follows all of the rules for compliance in the XWF contract. This person has reached out to my and has offered to help be the solution to the Jenny Myst problem, as well as all the other cancers plaguing this company. Ladies and Gentlemen of Los Angeles, let me introduce you to the newest "Taylor Mayde Guy".................................Neville Sinclair!

WHAT!

My god! Neville is on board with the XWF brass!

Neville walks out onto the ramp to a smattering of boos.

Taylor: Neville, my dear, come to the ring, show Los Angeles what hard work and dedication gets you.

Neville is sipping a glass of scotch and walking to the ring with a new found swagger. He has a suit on, with a tie that was perfect. Finishing the glass of scotch with one final swirl, he set the glass on the steps as he made his way into the ring. Getting into the ring they hug and smile, as Taylor holds Neville's arm up. The two stand that way for a few moments. Taylor brings the mic back to her mouth.

Taylor: Some people, they are built for success. Some people are made for it. Some people, are Taylor Mayde...........

She drops the mic as the two of them hold their arms up once again.

I don't believe what I am seeing.

Neville is a smart man! He knows this will get him ahead in this company. I say Bravo, Englishman, Bravo!

Ugh.

Taylor claps and sits at ring side, next to the seat where Tigs usually sits. She has a big smile on her face.

NEVILLE SINCLAIR - vs - CADRYN TIBERIUS X-Treme Rules!

Tigs is in the ring.

Tig O' Bitties: The following is an XTREEEEEME Rules Match with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first...

The overhead lights in the arena go dim as strobe lights begin to flash in rhythm to the sound of thunder crashing in the distance.





From Morgantown, West Virginiaaaaa...weighing in at 200 pooooounds...THE ESSENCE OF EXCELLENCE...CADRYYYYYN TIIIIIBERIUS!!


The crowd goes wild as the fog rolls thickly from the top of the ramp as Cadryn Tiberius slowly makes his way out of the back. He stands tall in the midst of the fog as a storm rumbles behind him.


Always a treat to see Cadryn compete.

He is quite the talent. Former Hart Champion, former associate and Jester to The Kings and the feud between he and Jim Caedus was one of my favorites in recent XWF history.

That's all true but I meant I enjoy watching him compete on an aesthetic level.

Wait, what? You saying you find him attractive!?

Why not? I love the Kevin Bacony look.

You're an odd bird when it comes to what you find attractive Audrey. Pip Collins? Cadryn Tiberius?

Jealous, Brent?

Hey, fringe need love too I suppose, whatever floats your boat.


Cadryn begins walking down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans on the way down. Cadryn climbs the apron and enters the ring, pausing for a moment in the middle before tossing his white Stetson cowboy hat into the crowd.


And his opponent...

Neville is leaning against the ropes with a smug look.

From Oxford, England...weighing in at 225 poooounds...THE HIGHER EDUCATOR...NEVIIIIIIILLE SIIIIINCLAAAAAIR!!

One of the greatest XWF Television Champions of all time, two time former champ Neville Sinclair.

Yeah, well, he hasn't been on such a hot streak as of late since the "former" part...and I'd wager it's the drink that's responsible. He needs to ditch the whiskey and regain his focus if he ever intends to reclaim the glory he once commanded.


Neville makes his way down the steps to the mat below, grabbing the scotch glass. Stepping back through the ropes, he strides into the center of the ring, downs the remnants of scotch from the glass and begins to underhand lob it into the crowd-


-only to spin and pitch it right at Cadryn!!


::SHATTER!!::


The glass bursts upon an unprepared Cadryn's forehead!!


What the hell!?

Very un-Neville like!


DING DING DING!


Xtreme Rules, Audrey, and that's definitely one way to make good use of the drinking problem!


Neville is quick to charge in as Cady staggers back, hands covering his eyes and forehead, rivulets of crimson already dripping out from beneath.


Cadryn is already busted wide open! Neville better not have scarred that distinguished brow!!


The XWF's higher educator catches Cadryn with a flurry of British fists to both sides of his head as he runs in, Cadryn's hands dropping away to expose the fresh forehead gash in favor of attempting to block the shots.

Neville switches quickly to a stiff kick to the guy that doubles Cadryn over and follows up with kneel into a stiff European uppercut that sends Cadryn stumbling back into the ropes.

Neville rushes in and clotheslines Cadryn over, Cadryn landing in a heap at ringside, before turning to hard camera to throw his arms up in a show of domination. The fans boo.


Neville's always been more on the likeable side as a "bad guy" but it doesn't sound like the crowd here in Hollywood is too fond of this sudden amping up of the villainy.

I certainly don't.


Sinclair's lip curls in spite and he gives the universal gesture for "up yours!" to the fans in response, eliciting more boos. He turns back to Cadryn, still lying on his back at ringside, and steps through the ropes to the apron then to the floor. He bends to grab a handful of Cady's hair to force him to his feet-


-but Cady sparks to life, nailing Neville square in the face with a hard right hook that takes him by surprise. A second! A third!


There we go! Get him Cadryn!


Neville twists halfway around off the third punch, clutching at his nose, then finishes a full 360° turn-


-to receive a shoulder block from Cady in risen three-point stance. Neville drops to his back and Cadryn lays in with several stomps to the higher educator's chest.

Tiberius halts the attack after several stomps, dabbing at his still bleeding forehead and his expression darkens in anger. He flips up the hanging apron material, reaches under the ring and slides out a steel chair, raising it with one arm to gauge the fans.

They pop, Cadryn grins ruthlessly, then looks to Neville-


-who's already recovered and risen to his feet for a rocking lariat! Cadryn drops the chair from the impact as he himself drops.

Neville plucks the chair up and immediately arcs it down with a swing-



-which Cadryn intercepts with a lifted right boot! Neville swings again and Cadryn rolls to the side to avoid it, hopping up to his feet as Neville winds up for a third-


This is utter CHAOS!


-and quickly leaps to drop kick the chair back into Sinclair's face! Neville backpedals in pain, still clutching the chair, as Cady then dashes in to wrap his arms around Neville's waist and lift him for an overhead belly to belly suplex!!

Neville, halfway up, reacts instinctively by swinging the chair down onto Cadryn's lower back-



-causing the Essence of Excellence to tweak in the delivery, dropping Neville messily with a botched suplex, the chair clattering away-


Jesus CHRIST!


-before himself dropping to one knee in agony, his left hand holding his lower back.


HO-LY SHIT!

HO-LY SHIT!

HO-LY SHIT!


Holy shit is right! Neville took that hard on the right shoulder and Cadryn took a clean chair shot to the spine!

Both men in a bad way early on!


Neville visibly struggles, clutching his right shoulder in pain, to rise to his feet. Cadryn as well, wincing and bowed up, rises, turning...


Both men notice the other simultaneously...


Both men levy a look of anger at the other...


...and both charge in unison, colliding with a double clothesline that sees both men hit the floor! There they remain, chests heaving, staring up at the ceiling.


Four minutes in and it's still EITHER man's-----

Taylor stands up with a microphone in her hand.

Taylor Mayde: Excuse me, ref.....ref......excuse me.

What the hell does she want now?

Taylor: This match is over.........I cannot allow my newest asset to continue to fight in a meaningless match. I am sorry Cadryn, but Neville is not going to continue to compete.

What the hell?!

Taylor: Ref, ring the bell.

He hesitates.

Taylor: I SAID RING THE BELL!

He finally signals for it. The bell rings. Taylor is whispering in Tigs ear. Cadryn throws his arms up as Neville rolls under the ropes.

Tig O' Bitties: Due to Taylor Mayde stopping this match, the end result will be a draw!

The crowd boos.

Taylor is walking up the ramp with Neville, as the two turn and look back at Cadryn who is pleading his case in the ring.

What the hell did we just see? I was enjoying that match.

It is smart business, Audrey.

Whatever.

RESULT: DRAW

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SCULLY - vs - JAMES RAVEN Special guest announcer - VINCENT LANE!

I WANNA ROCK!

Audrey, move over, our boss is on his way down to call this match with us!

Ummm I am the lead announcer, Feetman, why don't you move over?

Vinnie struts down the rampway. He has a big smile on his face as he sees the fruits of his labor paying off with yet another sold out Savage crowd. He makes his way around the ring and to the announce table.

Tig O' Bitties: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Owner of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation.......Vinnie Lane!

Vinne picks up a headset.

How are you ladies tonight?

Ladi---

Fine, yourself?

Oh, not too shabby. This should be a good match. I am excited for it!

Tigs is standing in the ring.

This next contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Birmingham, England, Scully!



Suddenly the arena lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage, his XWF Universal Championship over his shoulder. He looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendance and smirks. The chorus of boos fill the arena in disapproval of Skull, he shrugs it off and slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring them. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks once again at the crowd. He then raises his XWF Universal Championship in the air as the boos become louder. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt, before raising the title once again. Scully enters through the middle rope and into the ring. Skull walks over to the far turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air, making sure the title is there for everyone to see and then does his "Look at me" taunt. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded, his title put over his shoulder. His music fades out.

Scully is a former champion here, and he took the Universal Title from you, did he not?

He did. He is a former champion, but so is Raven. This should be a good test of a match for him. Raven wants a piece of me at Turning Point, lets see if he can get by one of the only men to ever beat me.

And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario Canada........James Raven!



The entire arena slowly fades to black as the audience excitedly awaits the entrance of "The Peoples GOAT". The drum beat and guitar solo start and a series of white and blue spotlights come up and pan the crowd. Mike Shinoda's voice is heard on the speakers singing.

“Now here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, throw ‘em up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind… filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, high and tight so I wont get loose.”

By now the fans are going wild and cheering as the spotlights slowly make their way to the top of the entrance ramp where a dim fog begins to form.

“Truth is you can stop and stare, rub myself out and no one cares, dug the trench out and lay down there with a shovel up, out of reach somewhere… yeah, someone pouring in, make it a dirt glass floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out when they bring that chorus in.”

The spotlights come together as one, and the fog fills the top of the ramp until the downbeat hits and a major blue and silver pyrotechnic display goes off and the rest of the arena lights turn up to full. When the smoke clears James Raven is seen on top of the ramp, his hands thrown up over his head and a huge smile on his face.

“I BLEED IT OUT!!! Diggin’ deeper just to throw it away, I BLEED IT OUT!!!”

James makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for pictures with several of them until he reaches the base of the ramp. Then, he pauses for a few seconds and sprints for the ring, diving in under the bottom rope and sliding in to the center of the mat on his hands and knees. He poses for a second, then gets up and runs for the turnbuckle, climbing up and posing yet again for the fans before doing a 360 degree spin off and doing the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As his music fades out he stretches in his corner, and then waits for either his opponents entrance or the starting bell.

I love that entrance.

You love every entrance.

Not true!

Ladies, please.

The bell sounds and away we go!

Raven immediately goes to work on Scully! Charging him and knocking him to the mat! Lefts and rights begin to fly as Raven tries his best to mount Scully and continue the onslaught, but Scully rolls out of the ring just before Raven can use his weight to hold him to the mat!

“Dude, Scully, get back in there! You’re so proud of your victory over me, but this is how you deal with Raven? Shameful, dude.”

It doesn’t take long for Raven to make his way outside the ring and lay chase to Scully!

Scully runs around the outside of the ring, but Raven, like a true athlete, cuts him off at the pass and lands a vicious clothesline that sends him straight to the concrete floor below the ring!

“Raven is one of the most incredible athletes I’ve ever seen. A master tactician who can best you at every turn!”

“Then you’ve obviously never witnessed a match with Scully then.”

Raven picks Scully up and rolls him back in the ring.

Scully manages to make it to his feet, but Raven is there to capitalize and whips him into the ropes!

Scully bounces off the ropes, Raven meets him mid way and lands a snap mere take over!

“I’ll admit Raven is quite impressive. But, that dude has no idea what he’s getting himself into begging to be in the ring with me.”

Raven pulls him to his feet and whips him into the ropes again.

Raven lowers the shoulder looking to flip Scully, but Scully counters with a swinging neck breaker!

Taking Raven off his feet and straight to the mat!

“Scully isn’t going to go down as easily as we had anticipated!”

Scully begins to take the offensive!

Scully mounts Raven and begins landing blow after blow to the skull of James Raven!

Raven does his best to block the blows, but is unsuccessful as Scully’s speed is quick to gain him the advantage!

"There you go, kid! End it quick!”

Scully hops to his feet and begins posing and signaling for the crowd!

Raven begins to stir, and climb back to his feet.

Scully grabs Raven and bounces him off the ropes, as Raven comes flying back, Scully hits him with a massive body slam directly into a pin!

Chaz Bobo drops to make the count!








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Kickout!










Raven kicks out at 2!



“Silly Scully. You should know you can’t defeat a legend that easily!”

“Didn’t he defeat you that easily?”

“What’s that, dude? You’re volunteering to clean the shitters after the show?”

“...um...back to the action!”

Scully begins verbally assaulting Chaz Bobo, screaming about a slow count!

Raven manages to get to his feet!

Scully still has his back turned to Raven, yelling at the referee!

Raven begins to move towards Scully, but Scully hears him coming! Scully turns quickly and attempts to clothesline Raven, but Raven ducks! Scully is sent flying forward before quickly coming to a stop and spinning around to face Raven!











































THE F.Y.S!








































RAVEN LANDS HIS PATENTED SUPERKICK DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN OF SCULLY WHICH SNAPS HIS HEAD BACKWARDS AND SENDS HIM TO THE MAT, MOTIONLESS!




“It’s over, all Raven has to do is make the cover!”

Raven looks at Scully and smiles, but instead of making the cover, he walks to the commentators side of the ring and begins staring a hole through Vinnie Lane!

“Look at this guy, sheesh. He’s obsessed with me.”

Raven smiles and winks at Lane before turning back, and dropping to the mat for the pin on Scully!










































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TH..

KICKOUT!!!!!























SCULLY KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!


Raven climbs back to his knees, smiles, and chuckles a bit.


“Can you believe the arrogance that drips from every bead of sweat on Raven’s forehead? Disgusting.”

Raven grabs Scully by the hair and pulls him to his feet! Raven whips Scully into the corner, where Scully collides with the turnbuckle and bounces back out of the corner…

















































DIVEBOMB!




































































NO!


































































SCULLY MANAGES TO SIDE STEP BEFORE COLLAPSING TO THE MAT, FORCING RAVEN TO FLY SHOULDER FIRST DIRECTLY INTO THE METAL TURNBUCKLE!






Raven yells out in pain, and collapses face on the mat, writhing in agony!



Both men lay on the mat, in pain! Battered and bruised, the two warriors begin to pick themselves up…

“See guys, these are the type of matches that the XWF was founded on. Two incredible talents giving it everything they’ve got!”

Both men are finally to their feet!

Raven charges Scully and lands a kick to the midsection! Scully doubles over in pain as Raven grabs ahold of him and positions him for a suplex!

Raven hoists Scully off the mat and into mid air!

But Scully begins to wiggle, eventually breaking Raven’s grip!

Scully falls from Raven’s grasp grabbing Raven by the head on the way down in a scorpion death drop type position..















































































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SCULLY LANDED HIS DEADLY FINISHING MANEUVER ON JAMES RAVEN!













































































“IT’S OVER, RAVEN IS FINISHED!”














































































With all he has left, Scully falls on top of Raven for the pin as Chaz Bobo falls to the mat for the count!




























































































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ROPE BREAK!




RAVEN MANAGED TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!




















































SCULLY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE GRABS HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF AND BEGINS TO SCREAM!






“SCULLY WAS JUST ROBBED!”

“A rope break isn’t cheating!”

“This is the best day.”

Scully hops to his feet and begins scolding and verbally assaulting the referee once again! Chaz Bobo puts his hands up and begins to warn Scully. Scully isn’t having it, and begins to push Chaz!

”If he isn’t careful, he’s going to get himself disqualified!”

“It’ll be worth it, that referee is an idiot!”

Scully gathers himself and turns to walk away from the Chaz Bobo..

A sadistic smile adorns his face as he comes to a quick stop!

Suddenly Scully swings himself around and in one deft move, lands an earth shattering haymaker to the temple of referee Chaz Bobo!

Chaz collapses through the middle rope and to the outside!

“Dude, now I’m gonna have to pay him workers comp!”

By this point Raven has made it to his feet, and has witnessed the referee abuse!

Scully turns to the direction in which Raven was laying, and looks to go back on the offensive!

Before Scully can even turn himself all the way around Raven grabs him!

Raven whips Scully into the ropes, then turns and sprints to the opposite side of the ring where he leaps up onto the top rope, using it as a springboard to propel himself high in the air…














































































RAVENSAULT!!!!!!



































































































Raven nails his finisher, the Ravensault, a moonsault that connects directly with Scully! As the two men rebound into the center of the ring, Raven hooks both legs for the pin!













































































BUT WAIT…



































































































THERE IS NO REFEREE….





































































SUDDENLY THE CAMERA PANS TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE JUST IN TIME TO CATCH VINCENT LANE RIP OFF HIS HEADSET AND GO DARTING INTO THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!

“WE WON’T HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE PAY-PER-VIEW, FOLKS. BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP!”


RAVEN AND LANE LOCK EYES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING…



THE CROWD ROARS ANTICIPATING THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY BETWEEN THE LEGENDARY JAMES RAVEN AND THE EXTRA LEGENDARY XWF OWNER AND ROCK N ROLL SUPERSTAR, VINCENT LANE!

LANE SMILES A CHEESY GRIN, THROWS HIS HANDS IN THE AIR, SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS, AND FALLS TO THE MAT…


“NO. NO. NO. HE CAN’T!?”

LANE MAKES THE COUNT!































































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LANE SIGNALS FOR THE BELL!!



“THE OWNER AND EXTRA LEGENDARY VINCENT LANE JUST AWARDED RAVEN THE VICTORY!”

LANE HOPS TO HIS FEET, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AND SLYLY WINKS AT RAVEN BEFORE ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND CASUALLY STROLLING UP THE RAMP AND TO THE BACKSTAGE!

WINNER: JAMES RAVEN

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GRANDE RICARDO - vs - JOHN HOLLIDAY - vs - KITT KENNEDY THREE WAY DANCE for the TV Title!

And it is time for our Main Event! This is gonna be a good one!

Lets hope! It would be better with Jenny in it!

Really?

No, but I guarantee nobody in this match will have legs like hers!

You're a repulsive human being.

Tig O' Bitties: This match is the Main Event for the evening, and is set for one fall. It is a triple threat match for the XWF Television Title and is set with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, one of the challengers, Grande Ricardo!



As My Dragon Pal and me plays, an Timothy Omundson's sweet voice drifts through the arena, Grande Ricardo walks down to the ring, calmly, and slides under the ropes.

A certified weirdo.

Really? I thought he'd be one of the roster members you'd relate to.

You're still mad about the shoes aren't you?

Tig O' Bitties: Introducing next, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, he is a Barney Green Guy...............John Holliday!



The Trooper By Iron Maiden hit over the speaker in the arena, John walks out from the backstage with Barney Green walking behind him, clapping for his client as they made their way down to the ring. In his hand is a long hunting knife that he twirls between his fingers. He gets to right outside the ring, before driving the blade down into the ground infront of him. It punctures through the padded material, before he hopes onto the skirt and lets himself into the ring. John leaned on the turnbuckle as Barney and him talked strategy.

It is so nice to see Barney back on XWF television!

Yeah, I guess.

What's your problem?

I really like the shoes.....

And introducing finally....he is the XWF Television Champion, from St. Louis, Missouri, being accompanied to the ring by Alex Mason, Kitt Kennedy!



The arena goes black as "Last In Line" hits the P.A. system and bright spotlights begin to flash on and off randomly through out the arena, lighting up bits of the stage for a brief second as they flash. Slowly through rising through the stage appears a silhouette of a man with his arms stretched out straight and as he has completely risen through the stage you can see that his back is to the ring and he remains motionless. As the lyrics begin the figure whips around and the spotlights stop on the man to reveal Kitt Kennedy standing at the top of the ramp in a long black leather trench coat, top hat and plague mask. Kitt slowly makes his way down the aisleway, sliding into the ring, the spotlight cuts off of him and four new spotlights flash on, one on each side of the ring. As the lyrics "We'll know for the first time...." hit, the four spot lights begin to circle around the ring, slowly becoming faster and they make their way to the center of the ring. As the lyrics "We're the last in line!" blasts over the P.A. the spot lights merge into one light it focused on Kennedy who is standing in the middle of the ring, now with the hat and mask removed, his head back and arms raised, soaking in the reaction from the crowd.

15:00

Here we go! The time is set, the main event is under way!

Holliday and Grande look at each other and nod. The both charge Kitt, pushing him into the corner as they both hammer down on him. Kitt does his best to fight his way out of it but they keep shoving him back into the corner. They whip him into the other corner and Holliday takes Grande by the arm and whips him into Kitt, then they switch and Grande whips Holliday into him. Kitt slumps in the corner as Barney cheers them on from one corner and Alex has her hands on her head in the other.

Early teamwork here for Grande and Holliday. They want to take the champion out of this thing early on.

This must be Holliday's idea, its to smart for Ricardo.

Holliday puts his foot on the upper chest and neck of Kitt as the ref counts, and he breaks it just before the five. Meanwhile, on the other side, Grande is on the top rope. Holliday slides out of the way as Grande comes off the top with a drop kick. Kennedy slams against the turnbuckle, then rolls out of the ring. Grande and Holliday are then left looking at each other.

Oh boy!

Grande bounces off the ropes, and Holliday goes for a clothesline but Grande ducks and flies off the ropes for a cross-body but Holliday catches him in mid air and drops him with a scoop slam. Bouncing off the ropes, Holliday hits a big leg drop.

13:10

Holliday picks up Grande, and scoop slams him again. He then turns and looks at Kennedy, who is being helped to his feet on the outside by Alex. He points are Barney, who nods to him, and he runs, using the ropes to propel himself and leap over the top, landing on Kitt as Alex moves out of the way at the last moment.

High risk maneuver there by Holliday, but it paid off!

Grande is getting to his feet. Holliday rolls back into the ring and goes for a running clothesline, but Grande ducks it, jumping on his back and raking the eyes. He fires a few shots to the back of the head as Holliday backs him up into the turnbuckle in the corner. Kitt rolls into the ring. As Holliday is distracted by Grande, Kitt runs and hits a big forearm. Grande is stuck sitting on the top rope, and Kitt whips Holliday into the far corner. Kitt then grabs Grande off the top rope, climbing to the middle one to set him up for a fall away slam. Kitt executes, and Grande is on his back in the middle of the ring. Holliday is out of the corner, and kicks Kitt in the head as he slides in for the cover.












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Grande kicks out.

Barney slaps the ring and Alex breaths a sigh of relief. Kitt is back up and Grabs Holliday, firing a few shots at him before shoving him into the ropes and catching him for a huge back body drop. He bounces off the ropes and forearms Grande in the face, knocking him down.

Kitt was down and out early but the TV champ has battled back!

That is what true champions do Audrey!

Kitt has Grande, and he has him in position for a DDT. Just as he is about to drop him, Holliday comes into the picture and knocks Kennedy down.

11:50

This has been a free for all so far!

Picking Kitt up, he throws him into Grande. Grande punches him and he reverses, spinning back into Holliday who puts him down with a kick.

Grande then leaps onto the front of Holliday like one of those baby holders. Holliday, annoyed now that he has done this twice, is punching at Grande but losing his balance. He stumbles back into the corner, and Grande appears to bite him.

Meanwhile, Alex hands Kitt something while the ref appears distracted.

Are those brass knucks?! Kitt is looking for the knockout punch here!

Just as Holliday shakes Grande off him, Kitt strikes, but Holliday moves, and his hand hits the turnbuckle. Holliday rolls him up but Grande breaks it up at 1 1/2.

Grande kicks Holliday in the head, and picks up Kitt by the head. Kitt shoves him off. Grande turns around into a massive neck breaker from Holliday. Holliday makes the belt symbol to Kitt, who shakes his head, and the two lock up. Holliday gets the upper hand, bending Kitt backwards over the ropes. He leaves his feet, then regain balance, then leaves his feet again and repeat.

Kitt is about to tumble to the outside here.

Remember, Kitt doesn't need to be pinned to lose the belt!

Thank you captain foot.

Grande then shoves Holliday, knocking Kitt and Holliday to the outside.

9:03]

Grande slides under the ring, and grabs Holliday by the head, rolling him into the ring. Kitt follows. Grande then spits a greenish mist, but Holliday ducks. He hits Kitt, who covers his face and stumbles away. Grande looks at Holliday who kicks him the gut.


HOLLIDAY SEASON!


ITS OVER!

PIN HIM!

Holliday covers

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Kitt realizes this and runs towards the pin,



































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HE DID IT!

HOLLIDAY IS THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!

Here is your winner and NEW XWF Television Champion, John Holliday!

Winner and NEW TV Champion: John Holliday

Kitt falls to his knees, holding his eyes as Alex covers her head in her hands.

Grande is out flat and Holliday rolls out of the ring and runs over to the time keeper and grabs the belt. He runs over to Barney who gives him a big hug!

John Holliday is the Television Champion! My god the actions of Kitt Kennedy last week have come back to haunt him!

Barney Green is finally a winner!

Alex is in the ring comforting Kitt as Holliday and Barney back up the ramp, laughing and hugging as confetti falls.

There is a new era in XWF and John Holliday is part of it! His first major title reign!

Yeah but Kitt is going to want revenge, you better believe! My god next week is going to be huge!

Savage goes off the air with Barney and Holliday standing on the rampway, arms raised, with the TV belt in the right hand of Holliday as it cuts to black.

SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED WITH THE SHOW: CHRIS CHAOS JENNY MYST JIM CAEDUS CADRYN TIBERIUS THE ENGINEER