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Chris Clemens · (01-02-2018)

-$- The scene opens up outside of Impossible INC in Jacksonville Florida. The massive building towers above the city -$-

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-$- Chris Clemens, Gloria Gold and Geico can be seen carrying bags to Chris's stretch limo. Chris spots the cameraman and hands his bags to Geico before walking over. -$-

Chris- Hello XWF fans! We were just getting ready to head to the airport and catch a flight over to North Africa. Ya know, this tour shit is a terrible idea. Make your employees catch planes all over the damn world. Most the wrestlers in XWF don't have money like I do so I can only imagine the costs on them. But anyway I didn't ask my camera crew to be here so I could talk about tours. I wanted to address that pathetic attempt at a promo "Mr. McBitchboy leprechaun fucker" just put out. Where was he? Was he just sitting in the dark? I couldn't really tell. His camera was so cheap I couldn't see what location he was in or if it was daytime or night time. Hell, I couldn't even see what he was wearing. I was just sitting here enjoying my morning coffee when out of nowhere Mcbride is just on the TV. No warning, no commercial, no logo. Just hard cut to Mcbride.. hahaha... Where the fuck did you learn how to promo son? What do you think this is, some kind of nerd boy internet wrestling league? (cracks a smile)

Well, I got news for ya Mcbride... This is the XWF! This is the pinnacle of professional wrestling and yet you show up with these mediocre promos talking about titles you've WON.. That's right, the keyword is "WON", past tense. Let's face it, you're nothing more than a washed up gypsy. All that talk about the IRA and blah blah blah. If you are what you say you are then you wouldn't speak IRA business out of your fat lips on national television. Those boys would have you wrapped up in plastic and buried under some shit hole pub back in Ireland. Oh, I've done my research alright and you're nothing more than a wannabe. Nothing you say is credible and everything you say is bullshit. An ex-IRA member turned professional wrestler. Now that's a fucking laugh!

You think you can just stay in hiding for weeks then show up and plop that sad excuse for a promo down and just walk away? Well, maybe you can. I see you are getting support from the higher-ups for that garbage you call a promo. One of Vince's little puppets I suppose. You can fuck off all you want and not meet your promo quotas while the rest of the XWF roster busts our asses to get the success we deserve. Sounds like you've been riding the corporate dick all the way to the top if you ask me. Next time you decide to crawl out of your little hobbit hole, you better have something good to say because if you come at me with that amateur shit again. (stares at the camera intensely) I'll break your god damn neck and I will have Geico over there make damn sure you never wrestle in this business again!. Face it Mcbride... You're a fucking parasite, sucking the blood from the XWF while the rest of us work. Take your ass back to Ireland and go blow your self up making a bomb or fighting for whatever bullshit cause you think you're fighting for. Chris Clemens doesn't have time for has-beens that sit around talking about their past. Come Wednesday I will BURY YOU.... Now, take that insulting promo and shove it up your gapping leprechaun ass hole. If there's one thing that gets Chris Clemens's blood boiling, it's lazy people leeching off the hard workers in this country. Chris Clemens will put an end to Mcbride's mockery and stopping me from nearly killing him on Wednesday WILL BE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

-$- The Camera fades as an angry, insulted Chris Clemens gives the cold shoulder and walks back over to his limo. -$-

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