Bilbo's motorized scooter chugs its way into the Federweight hallway, clearly running low on battery. Luckily a charging station was installed due to his ACA complaint, and it just so happens to be right here where Grande Ricardo spends all day trying to get his tiny dick to bend backwards and go into his own asshole.

Bilbo sees Grande and his gay dragon, and pulls out a funnel. Bilbo screws the funnel into his exposed urethra being careful to go slowly so as not to strip the threads. He then pours a half gallon of liquid Viagra into the funnel.


"Hey .

I heard about you. I saw your promo where you said you were Frodo. Is that true? Are you Frodo? If you are, I'm here to rape you to death for being a bitch. Also if it's true and underneath that mask you're a harelip with a coat hanger scar from his momma's desperate attempts to not shit out a useless gay baby into the world, then I hope the next mask you put on is a fucking plastic bag. And you do it inside a closed garage. With the engine running. And a noose around your neck.

Did you win your match at War Games? I know the broadcast hasn't hit the airwaves yet, but it says it took place on the 23rd... so did you win? If you don't know then you're a fraud as well as a homosexual and probably a pedophile based on your pretending to love bearded dragons, a pet that only ever serves to get the attention of kindergarten age children for fifteen minutes so you can drag them off in your homemade ice cream truck and baby rape them. You're sick. You should be chemically castrated, but they should give you the chemicals orally. Not rectally, which I'm sure you'd prefer, you gaylord. You should stick Mike the Dragon up in that loose asshole instead and see if he can find the remains of the last three gay for pay man hookers that accidentally tripped and fell into that bottomless gape you call a rectum, you worthless piece of shit. He'd probably need a Sherpa to help him climb his way back out. Your fucking asshole is so wide and deep I can hear an echo of every time I call you a


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Fuck you, Grande. Eat this dick and this pin."



Bilbo uses the last of his lithium ion battery to roll over the corpse of Grande Ricardo, and then official XWF referee Joshua Reno shows up to count the pinfall for the new champion.


1...



2...

pin

Grande would bother kicking out, but since there's another active pin this doesn't count. Oh well, kick out

Oh shit dude, you're right!

Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - KRUZER!

Except Kruzers pin is also not valid, since it was in someone else's pin thread. You could try and be consistent

We've allowed same-thread pins for the Feder and HMW both in the past, so that is consistent.

If you want to argue, then which one do you want to lose to?

Calypso, who outdid you.

Kruzer, who you ignored.

Bilbo, who you gave a worthless kickout for.


You pick.

Fuck it, let's just go with Calypso. Kruzer probably isn't even around, so at least it will be someone active.