The Poonjabi Prison Shove-It will be hosted within the Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL Regular Old Punjabi Prison Mezian - vs - Paul Catchal The only normal Punjabi Prison, to show what Vince MeekMahan's company has been doing with the Punjabi Prison, and what I will be trying to EVOLVE! Four Corners of DELETION! Punjabi Prison Marlow Raxis - vs - LiddleJ The object of this, is to hit the four corners before you escape, even if your opponent has left the inner cage and is in the second, you must still hit all four corners of the ring BEFORE attempting escape. TLC Punjabi Prison The Big Kahuna - vs - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix Tables, ladders and chairs inside and outside of the first cell. There will be a roof over the inside cage, to prevent escape via ladder from the first cell. The Straps of Sanity Punjabi Prison Jenny Myst - vs - BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Both will be bound in a straitjacket as well as a strap connected to them. The doors of the inner cage will have blades on the bottom of them, specifically meant to cut the strap. Once in the outer ring, you must get out of the jacket and then climb out to win. NYC Street Fight Punjabi Prison Tala Sugay - vs - Jack Cain Weapons that could be found on any New York street, will be inside the Punjabi Prison, from shards of glass to parts of cars, all for them to duke it out! Follows normal Punjabi Prison rules by whomever leaves and touches ground first, is declared the winner. First Blood Punjabi Prison The Engineer - vs - Chasm The object of this match, is to bloody the opponent then escape the Prison. If the opponent is not bleeding before you leave, but you are, you still will not win and once they leave, they(the unscathed) will be declared the winner, and not yourself. Punjabi Prison On A Monster Truck Match Robbie Bourbon - vs - Jim Caedus From Bourbon's own description: "The first man to escape the prison, slide down the pole, get in their monster truck, and then drove across the checkered line wins." It will be the ONLY Punjabi Prison that will happen OUTSIDE

The lights go out, and in the middle of the ring, a spotlight falls down upon the sea of darkness inside the arena and Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis is bathed in the light as the crowd begins to chant 'DELETE!' and fireworks begins to blast off and hanging high above him, is the Punjabi Prison that will be used for many of the matches for this evening.

He holds in his hand a microphone with one hand much like Damien Sandow would, holding it in that stereotypical high society way as if holding a wine glass. The other hand, however, followed with the chants as he swiped his arm horizontally and chanted with them 'DELETE!'

After a few seconds, he brought his hands up trying to signal that he would like the crowd to settle, and most do, and the chants slowly became quieter.

"Ex Dubbayew Eff..."

The fans would ring out as he speaks out loudly

"I knew you'd come!!!"

The crowd begins to chant 'DELETE!' once again

"Yyeeeessss..."

He grinned wide and moved his hands from up high with his arms going down slowly, trying to motion them to quiet down once more.

"Tonight, we are going to be giving unto you at least ONE AMAZING match! It is between of the two most grand wrestlers within the Xtreme Wrestling Federation! Those two men are none other than Robbie Bourbon and Jim Caedus!"

The crowd cheers and sections of the crowd going into alternate chants one half chanting 'ROB-BIE BOUR-BON!!!' and the other half 'JIM CAE-DUS!!!' as he lets the chants go for a couple minutes before they soon tuckered themselves out from chanting so loudly.

"I know, I know. It is going to be one hell of a main event! As many of you know, however, there have been some... lackluster performances for the show. Quite a few have decided that they wanted this show to be a failure! If that is the case, then I will have to make these matches more interesting! Mmmyesss...

So, tonight! Tonight, denizens of Chicago and those who have flown to see my Shove-It! We will be seeing the DEBUT of none other than my daughter! FUZEN AUTEM SEPHTIS! She will be joining Brother Mezian and Brother Catchal! And that starts RIGHT NOW!"

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Oz: "Hailing from Cincinnatti, Ohio, standing at 6'3 and 230 pounds: MEEEEZIAAAANNN!"

Dim Blue light with smoke and flashes that go with the music as Mezian walks down to the ring, looking at Oswald before moving to one corner to wait for Catchal


Oz: "And one of his opponents, hailing from Misery Bay, Michigan, standing at 5'10 and weighing 217 pounds, PAAAAUUUUL CAAAATCHAAAAL!"

Ain't No Sunshine starts to play over the arena loudspeakers. A man makes his way onto the stage wearing a black hoodie and his wrestling gear. Avoiding eye contact with any of the fans, he starts the slow walk to the ring. He pauses halfway down the ramp, and looks up. Head shaking, he looks back down to the ground and finishes the walk. He slowly rolls into the ring, takes off his hoodie, slowly leans back and just waits for the prison to lower.


Oz: "And their final opponent, making her debut, my beautiful daughter, FUZEN AUTEM SEPHTIS!"

Fuzen is accompanied by Alysia, wearing a long black gown, with Fuzen wearing a 'fearsome' attire of the luchadora, and for a mask, she wanted a cat faced mask, so she got it. Her outfit being a dark purple and silver, and as well as the mask, which had whiskers and small tufts of fur around the cheeks and brows.

After Fuzen is helped into the ring by her father, the cage began to descend around them and a ref slides into the outer prison, so that he can open and close the doors of the inner prison.

Oz looks at the two men, as they eyed his daughter, as if they were going to gang up on her. So, he did what any father would do and as the prison was upon the ground and the bell is rung, he went straight after both men! He speared Mezian first, then Paul would catch a spear as well! Damn near breaking them in half!

"Sweetie, are you ready!?"

Fuzen nodded before she ran towards GT, who picked her up and then he helped her fall down at an adequate velocity upon Mezian first, so as to hurt him, but only feel a bit of an ache in the upper body from 'slamming' on top of a grown man's chest. Oswald would do this to Paul as well, before he looked at the ref, who opened the a cage door, and he helped Fuzen exit the inner prison.

He looked to Paul first before picking him up before performing The Cries of the Obsolete! Performing the Shiranui on the much shorter man. He then stood up after, moving to Mezian and picking him up before tossing him into the ropes, and using the momentum and his own strength to pop the man high up into the air, before performing The DELETION! and performing the spike/vertical suplex DDT hybrid and moving to exit the same door as his daughter, who waited for him off to the side.

Soon the door is closed, and Oswald places Fuzen upon his shoulders and begins to climb the cage as the two men are on the ground inside the ring. A leg sweeping over the top and then he begins to descend the outer prison, and once low enough, Fuzen climbs the last couple bars of the prison and touches down, and the bell is rang as a microphone is brought to Oswald and he speaks out into the mic

Oz: "Your winner of her debut match, Princess Ktar, also known as Fuzen Autem Sephtis!"

The Sephtis family raises Fuzen's arms as the prison is hoisted back up so that the ring can be messed with, to make the Four Corners match.

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The Sephtis family stood backstage, with Fuzen upon his shoulders

"Daddy, did I do good?"

He nodded

"Yes, my sweet! You did a most MARVELOUS job! I think you'll have a career in the business in the future!"

He picked her up and placed her upon the ground

"I'm going to get her something to drink. Hope the rest of the night goes well for you, Ozzy."

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She kissed him softly before leaving his side with Fuzen to get her some water or juice, depending on what she felt like as Oswald walked back onto rampway, with the four posts outfitted with electronics so that when a turnbuckle is slapped, a light will come on above that post as he grabs a mic from a tech and he begins to speak as he walked

"This match is going to be changed as well. A third entrant will be involved, because these two have decided to be a let down to the Ex Dubbayew Eff community. So I've asked for a dear friend of mine to come and face these two, even though he has had 0 training in the matter. First, let's introduce his opponents, shall we?"


Oz: "Hailing from Chicago, Illinois like myself, standing at 6'4 and weighing 235 pounds, MARLOW RAXIS!"

Slowly the lights begin to fad, concluding into a total absence of light. The X-tron flickers once, then twice, and finally explodes into array of color, followed by scenes of ritualistic magick, Necromancy. All throughout the X-tron, grisly scenes of corpses harboring peeled skin and creepy crawlers dance across the exposed rotting flesh, some limbs detaching themselves from shambling bodies. The music begins...

The arena becomes engulfed in black smoke, with black mist dispersing from above showering the gathered crowd as a creepy green light brightens the arena. Emerging from the entrance, four goth girls dressed in long black Victorian era dresses and brandishing white masks walk toward the ring, dropping thorn infused black roses in their wake. A moment later Marlow Raxis, "The Witch of the Black Mists", appears, sighing deeply then drops the tip of his walking cane; moving toward the ring himself. With every step he takes, wisps of black smoke flow like tendrils behind him, transforming into black mists cascading upon the ramp; watering the black roses.

He slips under the ropes, standing upright as the girls remove his entrance attire, just as the arena begins to adjust back to it's normal situation.


Oz: "And one of his opponents, hailing from Newcastle, England, standing at 6'1 and weighing 186 pounds, LIDDLEJ!"

Energetic. LiddleJ comes running to the top of the stage with California love blasting over the speakers. Trying to get the fans going to the entrance of his self to the fans. He dressed in his black wrestling boots and short skin tight MMA type shorts on with a LiddleJ hoody and makes his way to the ring and either stares down opponent on his way to ring or if first in to the ring and short run and slide up the bottom rope with some casual warm up exercises getting ready for his opponent to enter the stage.



Oz: "And their surprise opponent and making HIS debut, unfortunately, he'd like to be called 'The King of Swole Style', standing at six feet even, ZEKE the FREAK!"

Zeke wore his normal work-out attire, a black tank-top and shorts as he walked down the ramp, jumping to the side of the ring before climbing through the ropes. Oswald climbing out of the ring and moving to the announcer's table, which had been empty for the moment.

Oz: "Sorry folks at home. It has been a mostly one man show tonight, and I will try to provide some good commentary for the matches coming up."

The ref comes back to his position as the prison encloses. Once the prison was on the ground, the time keeper rang the bell and the match started.

Oz: "And the match is underway, folks!"

Zeke immediately bull rushes them, performing a double lariat to take them out. Followed by scoop slams to them both.

Oz: "Looks like he's going to beat these men up, show a message most like!"

Instead of doing that, Zeke calls for the ref to open a door, and promptly does so. Zeke picks both men up and then forces them to headbutt each other and then flings them into the steel bamboo enclosed bars, causing them to fall to the ground before tapping all four corners then slipping through the door, and beginning to climb the outer prison.

Oz: "He's going for the early win, folks! Let's see if Liddlej or Marlow can get up and prevent this from happening."

And they don't, as Zeke climbs the bars and then over the top, and climbs down half way before dropping to the ground. Oswald pulls the headset off and takes the mic by him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, King of Swole Style, ZEKE the FREAK!"

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Oswald pulls the headset before speaking, "Hailing from Montreal, Canada, standing at 7'2 and weighing 345 pounds, Jean Baptiste Le'Croix!"

Le'Croix walked down to the ring, and began littering the ring with chairs, tables and a large ladder, that would barely fit before getting into the ring and waiting for his opponent.



Oz: "And his opponent, hailing from Monterey, California, standing at 6'2 and weighing 175 pounds, THE BIG KAHUUUUUNAAAAAA!!!"

The Big Kahuna walks out and runs down to the ring, sliding in to enter the ring.

The ref is at his position as the prison sections come down around the three. The timekeeper rings the bell and immediately TBK grabs a chair and begins to smack Le'Croix in the head, and when he turns, TBK begins to wail on his back with chair shot after chair shot until the bigger man is down on his knees. Once there, TBK guides Le'Croix pushes the chair between the ropes, put sideways vertically, then once Le'Croix is pressed against the chair, he runs across the ring, bounces off the opposite turnbuckle, only to rush fast and leave his feet, dropkicking Le'Croix with such velocity that not only is the big man's face bleeding, but his eyes are completely shut from the hit, and the back of the giant's head is busted wide open.

Oz: "That is sure to have killed the Giant, mighty Jack! You should be exiting the beanstalk that is the Punjabi Prison!"

However, TBK has decided to hurt Le'Croix some more, by pulling the big man the corner, and dragging him onto a ladder, before climbing the top rope, grabbing the bent ladder between the ropes, and with the amount space now that there is a ceiling to the inner prison, performs a leg drop, with the chair underneath his leg, smacking straight into into Le'Croix's already battered head, causing more blood to spill from him, and causing a broken nose to the giant in the process.

Oz: "That was absolutely WONDERFUL! The match is to be yours, my friend!"

TBK calls for the ref to open a door, and when done, he slides through it, climbing it, and the swinging over and descending until his feet touch the ground, with the bell ringing as Oswald pulls the headset off his head and takes up the mic

"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, THE BIIIIG KAAAAAAHUUUUUUNAAAAA!!!"

The prison is risen and medics tend to the giant, to patch him up, look him over, to make sure he hasn't been killed on accident as Oswald looks to the cameras and puts on the headset before sitting back down.

"I will report on the condition of the man known as Jean Baptiste Le'Croix as time progresses. For now, we must continue, my dear viewers, we must go on with the show!"

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Oz: "Hailing from San Francisco, California, Joshua REEEEEEEENOOOOO!"

He walk down to the ring sulking like a little girl.



Oz: "And his opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at five feet even, and weighing a petite 100 pounds, JEEEEEENNNYYYYYY MYYYYYYSSSST!"

Enters the arena when the Drums hit for the first time in her entrance music, Around the 20 second mark. She is usually taunting the fans or pretending to give high fives and the pulling away at the last moment with a sarcastic smirk and an eye roll. When she gets to the ring:



Reno and Jenny stand across from each other. He says something sly. The ref points at each straight jacket in the corner. She grins at hers, he stares straight ahead with a goofy look.

The bell rings and she charges him immediately. He tries to side step but she catches with him an elbow and backs him into the corner. A series of punches and chops on him in the corner, and she then drives a shoulder into his midsection repeatedly. Hip tossing him out of the corner she bounces off the ropes and knees him in the back of the head.

Jenny is looking to make light work of Reno as she goes to grab a straight jacket. She has a wicked grin on her pretty face. She grabs it, and pulls it down from the corner. The ref is trying to get her to put it on, as is part of the match. They both need to be in one, and the first to escape wins. She takes the heavy white jacket and gets behind Reno, wrapping it around his neck. Putting a knee into his back, Jenny pulls back as hard as her little 5 foot body will allow her to. Reno eventually passes out. She grins again, beginning to put the straight jacket on him.

She is having some trouble with the sleeves when he comes to, and punches her in the face, stumbling her back. He is slow to get to his feet. She kicks back, putting him on his back. A leg drop from Jenny and finally the ref gets involved.

The jacket has the strap connected to one arm, to the arm of the other, having been embedded into the jacket itself. The ref helps Reno get his jacket on, and once it's on tight and snug for both of them, Jenny makes use of her entire body to shoulder charge Reno down to the ground, and he struggles to get up only for her to bounce off the ropes and perform a shining wizard, knocking him out cold! She asks the outside ref to open a door, and so she drags Reno's body as she makes her escape, and once out of the inner prison, the door slams down and cuts the strap. She begins the long process of sliding her stronger arm up the sleeve of the other arm, and begins to maneuver her head and arm until the jacket can finally have both arms able to be straightened forward. She bites the buckle and pulls on it to make the buckle strap loose enough to come undone. Now with still covered arms, but free to move completely, she moved her hands to the buckles on the back of her straitjacket and undoes them before sliding the jacket up and over like a t-shirt before running to climb the cage as Reno slowly comes to. She brings one leg up and over, then swings the other after, descending down until she touches the floor.

Oz: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, JENNYYYYYY MYYYYYYYSSST!"

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Oz: "First up, hailing from Queens, New York, standing at 6'10 and weighing 328 pounds, JACK CAAAAAAAIIIIIN!"

Cain makes his way to the ring, where it's littered with different objects one might find from a NYC city street.



Oz: "And his opponent, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, standing at 5'3 and weighing 124 pounds, TALAAAAA SUGAAAAAAYYYYYY!"


Jack Cain and Tala face off with each other in the Punjabi Prison. Cain picks up a chain and runs at Tala! He swings the chain at Tala, who ducks! Cain with another swipe that Tala ducks! Cain drops the chain and just grabs Tala, who is well below half his size! He scoops her up into a bearhug! Jack Cain is squeezing the life out of Tala Sugay! Tala presses off of Cain's face, and opens her mouth wide! Tala bites Cain on the nose! Tala bites Cain's nose clean off! Cain releases Tala and grabs his face, blood gushing from it! Tala scoops up the chain, kicks him in his balls, forcing him to fall to the ground, then wraps the chain around Cain's neck, and begins to choke him out! He's frantic and tries to stop Tala, but she places her entire body onto his back, forcing him to fall face first until finally he falls unconscious. With her opponent down, Tala calls for the ref, who then opens the door for her. She slides out of the inner prison, then scales the outer prison, swinging her leg up and over then descends downwards to the ground for the win as the timekeeper rings the bell!

Oz: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, TALA SUGAAAAAAAYYYYY!"

As Tala begins to leave, the X-tron shows that the cage and the monster trucks are almost done being set up for the main event.

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Oz: "First up, hailing from Ottawa, Canada, standing at 5'11 and weighing 225 pounds, CHAAAAAAASSSSSM!"

Made Of Scars starts playing on the pa system as smoke fills the entrance way. Chasm walks out and looks around the area. He smiles and starts to walk down to the ring ignoring the fans who are mixed between boos and cheers . He slides under the bottom rope and quickly gets to his feet. Chasm starts to stretch as he waits for his opponent to make their way to the ring.


Oz: "And his opponent, he is the current Champion of X-Treme, standing at 5'10 and weighing 204 pounds, THE ENGINEEEEEEEER!"

On the main screen is a grainy image of an old television test screen. After the initial dialogue the sound slips into “Insect” by Die Warzau. As the offbeat tune picks up, the test screen fades and is instead replaced with a series of Rorschach ink blots. Each panel of ink blots at first looks innocuous, but soon slithers into the shadowy outlines of terrible scenes: a knife going through a head, a body with entrails spilling out before it, a bisected human torso, a figure whose face appears to be slipping off. Interspersed with the morphing inkblot tests are other images of rats flitting about in sewers and pictures of pleasant “whitebread” 1950’s families whose members have no faces. The white lights are now accompanied by small red lights panning all over the arena that look like droplets of blood in contrasts with the white lights.

The Engineer steps to the top of the ramp, and he takes in the crowd, the ring, everything. Slowly an unsettling smile bisects his face, and some black tar like liquid will spill from his mouth. He'll run his sleeve over it before stalking to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. He then picks himself up in a neutral corner, remaining there with a dead eyed stare until the match begins.

The ref moves into position as the prison is lowered to the ground. Once down, the timekeeper rings the bell and the match is underway! Engy immediately goes on the offensive and begins to landing fist after fist upon Chasm, before tossing him head first into the inner prison's then he begins to slam his skull into the bars repeatedly! Chasm is released and falls onto his back, as Engy goes over to a turnbuckle and undoes the padding there, exposing the steel ring there! Engy picks Chasm up and then begins to slam his head into the steel many times, causing the man to bleed profusely! Engy still hasn't let up, however, and forcing Chasm to run around as he tosses Chasm into each wall of the inner prison, bloodying the bamboo! He calls for the ref to open the door, who obliges, as Engy slides out, climbs the outer prison, climbs over, then descends down to the ground, where the timekeeper rings the bell.

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The match is over, the Engineer is outside the prison now, having been able to escape. Chasm is still inside, groggy and disoriented. The Engineer, with a leer looks back inside the prison. Abruptly, he leaps back inside and takes hold of Chasm, dragging him out of the prison and to the outside. Chasm, blood running freely, shoves Engy away, and Engy responds by punching him brutally in the face, staggering him. The Engineer grabs hold of the protective mat surrounding the ring and tears it up, revealing bare cement below.

You wanted this! You wanted this!

The Engineer advances on Chasm and kicks him in the stomach, doubling him over, before grabbing him about the waist, dead lifting him up and drilling him skull first into the cement with the Delirium Tremens! The ringside crowds "ooohs" sympathetically, but the XTreme champion isn't done! He refuses to break his hold on Chasm, lifting him up again and drilling him into the unforgiving floor a second time!

The Engineer picks Chasm up and drops him again with the Delirium Tremens! Chasm is nothing but dead weight now, completely unconscious! Engy, with a sadistc grin, reclasps his hands around Chasm, gearing up to to it again!

Finally Oswald Autem Sephtis appears, mic in hand!

Oz: "Brother Engy! Brother Engy! You must stop this! You have proven yourself the better man by surviving my Punjabi Prison, this is not needed!"

The Engineer laughs mirthlessly. He picks Chasm up and drops him again!

Oz: "Security!"

Security comes swarming out of the back and towards The Engineer and Chasm! Three of them are able to grab hold of the Engineer! He lashes out at them, punching and kicking like a rabid animal! Finally, it takes at least 8 men to pull him away from Chasm, allowing medical personnel to bring out a gurney and begin affixing Chasm to it. The Engineer laughs at he's pulled to the back. Oswald walks up to check on Chasm's condition.

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Oz: "The following match is a Punjabi Prison Monster Truck Jamboree match!. Introducing first and making his way to the ring from Naples Island, Long Beach, CA... JIM CAEDUS!!!"

The now familiar opening notes to "Ready Steady Go" by Paul Oakenfold begin to blast from the PA moments before the ring announcer plugs. The fans erupt. As the spiel is unloaded the lights cut, plunging the arena in darkness before silver strobes begin to flash and silver spotlights begin to continuously wave from along the length of the entrance walkway to the crowd and back.

Obviously practiced and well-timed, the moment the announcer finishes, "ready, steady, g-g-go!" is let fly by the song's vocalist and silver pyro erupts from the egress. Before the cloud of smoke dissipates, the former XWF Universal Champion Jim Caedus, sadly sans strap, steps out as the house lights come up.

His hair hangs freely, emotion absent in his eyes. He glances around at the majority population of fans who now know exactly who he is. The small pockets of his smarks seem less enthused to be a part of the crowd but remain cheering nonetheless.

As the music continues he turns his attention to the ring and it's inhabitant(s) then starts an unconcerned slow walk, carefully gathering his long blonde hair into a secured samurai-style bun along the way. At ringside he removes his Dickies jacket, folds it carefully beside his corner's steps then ascends to the apron, stepping through the ropes and into battle after nearly 2 minutes have elapsed..



Oz: "And his opponent, from Washington DC, ROBBIE BOURBON!"

A series of fireworks fire off on the stage as Robbie's music starts to play throughout the arena. Across the X-Tron, we see the exact same thing as what is traditionally used as Robbie Bourbon's banner on the XWF website as Robbie steps out. He raises his arms to 45 degree angles while the X-Tron shows clips of Robbie standing on top of the Elimination Chamber followed by the massive dive through the top onto Trax, Robbie forcing Vinnie Lane to sign his contract mid-match, Robbie Bourbon scoring a pinfall against Chris Chaos, and Robbie delivering the final blow to Barney Green's career by way of Robbiebomb onto the hood of the car. Robbie starts to calmly walk down to the ring, taking his time to get there. He climbs the ring steps, stands on the apron, and turns his back to the ring, and raises his arms at 45 degree angles while jawing to the crowd, which is singing along to Nobody Speak. Robbie then enters the ring and points at the referee, jawing at him. He then spins, hops on the second turnbuckle, and raises his arms at 45 degree angles again.

DING DING DING

The two circle around feeling each other out and then meet in the middle for a lock-up. Bourbon uses his size and strength to push Caedus into the corner. He lets go of the lock-up and backs away slowly...

Suddenly, Robbie comes running with a clothesline, but Caedus slips out of the way, and Robbie catches himself in the corner. Robbie turns around and is met by a closeline from Caedus. Robbie just smiles as Caedus backs away realizing that he didn’t do much damage.

Robbie walks out of the corner and circles the ring. Caeuds is on guard. Robbie and Caedus lock up. Caedus manages to slip behind Robbie and stomps on the back of his knee, bringing him down on one knee. Caedus then hits a flip over neckbreaker!

Caeus moving quickly, hops to his feet and hits a jumping elbow to the back of Robbies neck.

Caedus pulls Robbie to his feet and whips him towards the ropes, but Robbie reverses it and sends Caedus instead. Caedus rebounds into a shoulder tackle from Robbie, but Caedus leaps over Robbie and hits the ropes again, this time rebounding into a dropkick that sends Robbie stumbling backwards. Caedus hops up and rushes Robbie, but Robbie recovers in time, and grabs Caedus, lifts him high above his head, and slams him down with an earth shattering powerbomb!.

It's time for a little showboating as Robbie does a little strut around the ring as the crowd starts to boo.

Robbie grabs Caedus by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. Caedus breaks Robbies grip and fires off a big right to the side of Robbies head. Robbie is stunned for just a second, but then looks pissed. Before Robbie can act, Caedus fires off another big right to the same reaction, followed by a third, but Robbie interrupts the third shot by shoving Caedus with such force that he flies back first into the first Punjabi cage! Robbie stalks his prey on the outside. He grabs Jim by the hair, but before he can pull Jim to his feet, Jim hits a massive low blow that brings tears to the eyes of Robbie Bourbon.

Caedus slings Robbie into the cage and unloads a flurry of wild lefts and rights. With each hit Robbie slides further and further down the cage until he is firmly planted on his ass. Caedus takes a few steps back and rushes in with a big knee to the face!

Robbie’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he slowly slumps over. Caedus takes the opportunity to begin climbing over the first cage. Caedus makes it up and over the first cage before Robbie’s begins to show signs of life. Caedus doesn’t waste any time climbing up the second cage. Robbie gets to his feet and see’s that Caedus is almost over the second cage, but Robbie hasn’t even made it past the first. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Robbie knows this. Robbie takes a few steps back preparing for what he needs to do. Caedus hops over the final cage, and now there is nothing stopping him from going after his Monster truck and winning this match.

Except for Robbie Bourbon who just smashed through both cages like the Kool-Aid man on steroids.

OH YEAH!

OH FUCK!

Jim had better run, and that’s exactly what he does! Jim dashes off for his monster truck. Robbie Bourbon makes a mad dash for his as well. Jim climbs in and starts the engine, but the truck won’t start. It seems that somebody may have sabotaged the engine. Jim hops out of the truck and takes a look under the hood. Seems one of the battery terminals was disconnected. Jim gets the terminal on well enough that the truck should start. He closes the hood and rushes back to the cab, but this delay has allowed the much slower Robbie Bourbon to catch up. Robbie and Jim climb into their trucks and start their engines.

However it's Jim's truck that starts first, and Robbie's truck starts a second too late as Jim is crossing the finish line as Bourbon makes it to Jim's back tires!

Oz: "And your winner, JIIIIIIIIIIM CAAAAAAAEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!"

Oswald puts the headset on for the first time in a long while, and speaks to everyone watching at home.

"To everyone in the world watching at home, I am sorry I was a poor commentator, however, these people tonight, worked and I feel like their actions needed not my commentary. So from everyone tonight, have a good night, and be well and may the Seven Deities watch over you all!"

Thank you to the following: Chris Chaos Robbie Bourbon Michael Graves

ooc: Yet one more among many concepts that makes the XWF the best goddamn efed out there, hands down. Makes me wanna buy a Shove-It too. Thank you for the opportunity Oz, Robbie thank you for the fun back and forth and thank you Oz and the match writers for your time. Badass card

OOC: Great show, it sucks that I just didn't have the time to rp for it like I had hoped.

"From the wrestling debut of my daughter to seeing Brother Caedus crossing the finish line, I enjoyed running this spectacle! Next time, I hope to invite all comers from all of space and times!

It will be my crowning achievement!

Mmmyesss...

It will be absolutely DELIGHTFUL!"