Up next we've got the wrestler formerly known as Trax versus The Engineer in this King of the Ring semi-final match. The lead up to this year's King of the Ring can only be described as insane, with these two quite possibly symbolizing that word. Trax, who now prefers to be called Killjoy, has shown us an unparalled savagery of late. He's a whole different man.

Quite literally, if his promo's are to be believed. And he's coming head to head with self professed “angry, violent ” The Engineer, a relative newcomer who's proven to be as unpredictable as he is unorthodox in the ring. I gotta say though, if I can editorialize for a minute....

Has anything ever stopped you before...?

I just don't think this year's contest has captured the “elite of the elite” feel of past years. I mean, with freaks like Engy and Panzer in this thing, don't you think it's kinda been, well, sullied? [/red]

Regardless of your opinion of the quality of the participants, this thing is starting right now! Tig, take it away!

[white]The following match is set for one fall and it is a KING OF THE RING SEMI-FINAL CONTEST! The winner will proceed to the final round later tonight. Also, the XTREME championship is on the line! Introducing first, he hails from Brooklyn, NY and weighs in at 270 pounds and is the current XTREME champion......MR. KILLJOY!!!!



Walks down to the ring in his wrestling attire and a black trench coat that reads "Mr FN' Dominance" and shades, he looks around at the crowd pointing and beating his chest smiling. Before he walks to the ring like a man with a mission and climbs the ring steps before climbing onto the turnbuckle. He raises his right arm into the air, X Treme championship in hand before jumping off the turnbuckle into the ring. He takes off his shades and coat places them both into the corner before walking to the middle of the ring shadow boxing as he does, he then stands in the middle of the ring and raises his arm once more in a clenched fist, before backing up into the ring corner and shadow boxing some more and bouncing up and down on the spot waiting for the match to start.

And the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Madison Dyson, he hails from parts unknown and weighs in at 204 pounds......THE ENGINEER!



The entire arena is washed in sterile white light as the following words are spoken through the sound system:

Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today?

Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school!

I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand. The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system!

Oh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy. But surely, expulsion is not the answer! 

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane…*echo*….insane….insane….insane….

On the main screen is a grainy image of an old television test screen. After the initial dialogue the sound slips into “Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches. As the offbeat tune picks up, the test screen fades and is instead replaced with a series of Rorschach ink blots. Each panel of ink blots at first looks innocuous, but soon slithers into the shadowy outlines of terrible scenes: a knife going through a head, a body with entrails spilling out before it, a bisected human torso, a figure whose face appears to be slipping off. Interspersed with the morphing inkblot tests are other images of rats flitting about in sewers and pictures of pleasant “whitebread” 1950’s families whose members have no faces. The white lights are now accompanied by small red lights panning all over the arena that look like droplets of blood in contrasts with the white lights.

The Engineer steps to the top of the ramp, his head ticking back and forth as he shoots the crowd paranoid, nervous glares and mutters to himself. Madison follows him up the ramp, her game face on. He stalks to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, whereupon he paces back and forth like a caged animal, still talking to himself, while he waits for the bell.

Here we go!

The bell sounds and Engy immediately lunges for Killjoy like a crazed animal, but the champ sidesteps him, locks in an armbar and parlays that into an arm bar tag down. Incensed, Engy springs to his feet and Killjoy drop toe holds him, floats over his back and locks in a crossface!

Just as I thought, Tr...er, Killjoy is putting on a clinic here. Engy's just not used to this upper level competition and is getting taken to school.

Well, he did beat Chris Chaos to get to this point.

Who hasn't?

Engy whines piteously as Killjoy cranks back the hold, grinning sadistically. He screams at Engy to “tap the fuck out”. Madison cheers Engy on at ringside and Engy is finally able to get to the bottom rope after Madison points it out to him. The ref forces Killjoy to break the hold and he does so in very late fashion. He waits for Engy to get up then chop blocks him from behind and drags him back to the center of the ring. Killjoy goes for a sharpshooter but Engy is able to kick him away. Scrambling to his feet, Engy hits a quick kick to Killjoy's midsection, followed by a jaw jacking punch that staggers the champ. Killjoy responds with his own punch but Engy responds from that blow quicker, raking Killjoy's eyes and then grabbing him in a headlock! He pulls Killjoy over to the ropes and runs his face along the rope!

Some old school heel tactics here!

Engy runs Killjoy all the way to the turnbuckle before bouncing his head off it. Killjoy is stunned, but is able to get bearings just in time to block another kick from Engy. Killjoy turns this into a single leg takedown and gets some serious air to drop an elbow on Engy's sternum on the way down. Killjoy goes for a pin but hangs his feet on the middle ropes for leverage!

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2...ENGY kicks out!

Madison decries the cheating from Killjoy. Killjoy picks Engy up by the scalp and throws him into the ropes, tagging him with a running knee to the face on the way back. Engy hits the canvas but bounces right up immediately.

The guy does have a near in human tolerance for pain.

You can't feel it when you're that dumb.

Killjoy is surprised by how quick Engy recovered, and doesn't react in time when Engy tackles him to the ground! Engy grabs hold of Killjoy's head and starts biting him!

Oh good lord!

The ref yells at Engy to stop or he'll be DQ'ed, resorting to grabbing hold of Engy's arm. Engy finally gets off the champ, but Killjoy's forehead has been busted open. Killjoy wipes away the blood, looking enraged! He pushes past the ref and starts laying some vengeful closed fists blows on Engy! He backs Engy into the corner with shot after shot until the ref is again forced to intervene, but Killjoy pushes the ref away!

He's gonna get himself disqualified!

But, it's Engy that turns the tide! He digs a thumb into Killoy's eye and shoves him away. Killjoy everse somersaults to his feet and charges at Engy, lifting up his knees for a double knee strike, but Engy gets ut of the way and Killjoy hits nothing but turnbuckle! Engy leaps on top of Killjoy again, raining down furiously closed fist punches on him before pulling him up by his dreadlocks and airplane spinning him into the center of the ring! Killjoy slowly gets to his feet, perhaps a bit dizzy, but Engy rocks him with an uppercut, followed by a kick to the stomach, and then a sit out jawbreaker. Engy goes for the cover!

1....


2....NO! Not enough to put the champ away!

Engy whines in frustration and picks Killjoy up again. He whips Killjoy into the corner and goes to spear him, but Killjoy grabs hold of the back of Engy' shirt as he closes in and tosses him out of the ring! Engy lands on the outside ungracefully. Killjoy gets to the top rope, measures Engy on the outside and hits a big splash on him!

The action has spilled outside!

Madison walks over and Killjoy stabs a finger at her and warns her “Step off bitch or get hurt”. Madison puts her hands up and takes a couple steps back. Killroy picks Engy up by the back of his collar and tosses him into the ring steps. The steps clatter to the ground as the ref starts counting both men out.


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Killjoy picks up the ring steps and lifts it over his head to devastate Engy, but Madison pulls the steps away from Killjoy from behind! Killroy whips around and starts advancing on Madison, giving Engy just enough time to low blow Killjoy from behind! Killjoy goes down, holding his nether regions. Engy hits a running knee to Killjoy's face!

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4.....


Engy picks Killjoy up. Madison rolls away the protective mat at ringside and Engy hefts Killjoy up for a German suplex onto the concrete! The ref yells at them to bring it back in the ring! Killjoy yells out in pain as his back arches.


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Madison whispers something to Engy and he rolls under the bottom rope to break the count, and then right back outside!

This isn't fair, it's like Killjoy is facing the intelligences of one and a third people!

Engy goes over to the ring crew and snatches the time keeper's bell from them. Killjoy uses the ring apron to crawl back up to his feet. Engy approaches Killjoy menacingly with the bell, but Killjoy explodes at him with a spinning heel kick! Engy goes down. Killjoy wastes no time grabbing the bell and he decks Engy with it as he gets to his feet! The ref is counting down again!

1.....


2....


3....


Come on guys, you cannot win this on the outside.

Good luck taking that kind of sense into either of them right now.

But apparently, Killjoy had the same idea, and he rolls Engy into the ring. Killjoy slides in after him and goes to the corner, stalking Engy like a predator. Killjoy licks him lips, grinning evily as Engy struggles up. Madison calls out warnings to Engy, but to no avail! Killjoy leaps out of the corner and tags Engy with the …...



TRAP!!!!!!


SILENCER!!!!!


Killjoy covers him.


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2.....









3.....NO! ENGY KICKS OUT WITH SECONDS TO SPARE!

Oh, my God the moron is still in it!

Killjoy gets in the ref's face, insisting it was a three count! Madison orders Engy to get up, but Killjoy gets on him again....and is met with an unexpected surprise! ENGY GRABS KILLJOY BY THE BALLS!

Ohhhhh.....I CAN FEEL THAT IN MY OWN REGIONS!

Killjoy cries out in pain, and without releasing the hold he begins to headbutt Killjoy over and over and over! The ref demands Engy break the hold, but he only does when Killjoy falls to the mat, dazed and confused. His wound from earlier is running with fresh blood once again, and Engy has managed to bust himself open too! Engy falls into the corner, stunned by the series of headbutts himself. Both men are wobbly on their feet. Engy lunges for Killjoy's knees, taking him down and he starts to strangle the Xtreme Champion!

This isn't wrestling, it's straight up attempted murder!

Again, the ref has to do his job and Engy gets up off his opponent before he gets DQ'ed. Killjoy crawls to the opposite corner, coughing. He hoists himself up. Engy comes at him but Killjoy catches him with a kick to the midsection. He grabs Engy and tosses him into the corner and starts lighting him up with his trademark quicks fists. Engy pushes him away and Killjoy rolls to his feet and charges Engy in the corner, hitting a big time splash on him, pulling him out into the center of the ring and DDT'ing the shit out of him! Killjoy covers again!


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2....NO! ENGY WON'T STAY DOWN!

Killjoy grapples Engy up to his feet, and Engy looks exhausted! Killjoy knees Engy in the gut and lifts him up for the ODE TO MACHINE!!!!

THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!

He hefts the Engineer onto his shoulder....BUT ENGY SPITS BLACK ICHOR IN KILLJOY'S EYES!!! Killjoy is blinded! He drops Engy to the mat, screaming and cursing! Despite being blinded, Killjoy's spatial awareness takes him to a friendly corner, but he still doesn't exactly know where his opponent is! Engy falls into the opposite corner. He mops some blood from his head and Madison gets up on the apron, issuing him marching orders!

Engy walks to the middle of the ring and Killjoy makes a move towards the center as well, but does he know where his opponent is?!

Then, like lightning, Killjoy tags Engy with the TRAP SILENCER AGAIN!!!

He was baiting him, he could see him!!

WAIT, NO! KILLJOY MISSES WITH THE TRAP SILENCER!! Engy gets up under the kick trapping Killjoy's leg, and Killjoy's upper back hits the mat. Engy wrestles Killjoy's other untrapped leg into a hangman's position, he lifts Killjoy up into the


DELIRIUM!!!




TREMENS!!!!


There's nowhere for Killjoy to go but down! He lands hard on his neck and head! Engy goes for the cover!!



ONE!!!!!!!!!










TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



He's done it! He's done it! The Engineer defeats the odds to go to the King of the Ring final!!

AND he's the new Xtreme Champion!!! What a victory!!!!

Here is your winner and the NEW Xtreme Champion: The Engineer