in his harbor hideout Mario is with his brother Luigi as they sit down in separate chairs quietly smoking cigars and enjoying the quiet
when he hears about what Jack had to say

"so...Just cause you're some kinda super soldier army brat captain America I'm supposed to be scared of you? yeah i think not!
so what if you been in Iraq Afghanistan and shit like that that's a pussy ass war that had no business happening but happened cause your boy wanted to cry foul over over a buncha buildings and people get blown to bits

boo fucking goddamn hoo! oh i'm REALLY sheddin' a tear about that! NOT!!!

you wanna talk war talk about world war II where it was my boys with mighty Mussolini in charge along with the Germans and Hitler and the Japanese with Tojo against you guys and had you guys lost we Italians would've made you boys our little bitches and you know it that is whatever would be left of you after the Germans destroyed you first you shoulda stayed outta this kept yer nose clean of our shit but NOOO!

well, when i get in that ring with you Cain I'm gonna make your life a living hell and i'm gonna flatten your sorry ass and make you sorry you chose to step to me and my whole crew

and at the end when it's all said and done and I toss you out along with the rest of the trash like that punk outlaw and wannabe Ultimate I'm gonna lead the whole crowd as we all get together and we

DO THE MARIO!!!

my favorite Dance of all time

so go ahead, roll the dice in Atlantic City if you're feeling lucky Jack cause yours just ran out facing a brick wall named Mario!

see ya Wednesday

This Ain't No Game!