LIVE VIA DRONE CAM: Donald Trump is seen showing up to Trump Tower in his magnificent hummer limo. This custom made presidential hummer limo is sporting an urban camo paint job and has a golden machine gun turret. Donald exits The Beast as Doc D'Ville approaches from the other side of the parking lot. They shake hands and Donald shows off the Tag Team Title in a playful/teasing manner. Doc looks like he's admitting defeat after hearing the rumors circulating of Unknown Soldier giving Donald Trump his championship in a top secret meeting. Now that Doc finally had a chance to see it in person, he could no longer deny the terrifying truth that:



Your partner is a .

But there was Donald Trump. You see him right now from the drone cam. He is consulting Doc D'Villle after Doc had to find out the hard way that his partner was a liberal cuck who wanted a safe space. Doc is shaking Donalds hand!

Has a deal been reached?

This could be a huge development if Doc D'Ville agreed to Presdent Trump's demands.

Donald stands in front of the White House with Doc by his side. They're both wearing very classy suits from Trump's suit company. They allow one question from the press.



P: Mr. President, what is XWF scary man Doctor DeVilla doing at the White House.

D: Well, actually I have a very exciting announcement to make. Listen to this because you are in for a very special treat. As of today I am proud to announce Doctor D'Ville as my new Head of the X-Treme Department of the United States of America!

P: What!! A new department, Mr. President?

D: Absolutely. You know, there is a line from a movie that Nicholas Cage made famous. It went something like, "violence can be healthy for the mind when it is presented to you in an art form." I agree with that statement in many ways because hey, where do you draw the line with art? And then this other line by Keanu Reeves that went, "at what point is there not an art behind something no matter how ugly it seems on the surface?" Making deals is art. Creating violence is art. Some deals are good art, some bad. And some violence is good art, some bad.

Me inflicting harm onto a man who's already suffering from severe drug and mental illness issues would be unpresidential of me. I want to help the drug users, the prostitutes, and the mentally ill. Therefor I resorted to the forgotten art of deal making.

You know how when wars are brought up, it never fails to amaze me that people are more drawn to the violence part of it. No one has ever taken a second to appreciate the best deal makers of our time. These deal makers were ultimately the ones responsible for whether or not more people died. Deals are everywhere. The house you're living in is only there because a series of deals were made. Deals that go beyond you and seller. The deals that were made to have everything built. The deals for the materials, the workers, and so on. Deals are everywhere. If you can touch it, like this here wine glass that I'm holding, it was probably created by at least six deals.

So I went out there last week ready to fight. I had my hands taped up. I walked up to Mr. Soldier and said, "look Mr. Soldier, we can start a war right here in this ring if that is what you want to do. It's not my preferred way of conducting business but just know that by the time I am through with you, there will be nothing left just like when I'm done with ISIS!" That was my violent option, and then after that came my deal making option. "Or, Mr. Soldier, I can write you a check for $50,000 and a ticket to the finest rehab clinic in America."

Well, Mr. Soldier hasn't officially taken me up on all of my terms YET, but I have faith that he will. I have to help those who are weaker than me and now I have his belt.

Donald Trump holds his Tag Team Title high above his head and salutes the audience. While celebrating, Doctor D'Ville sneezed violently and accidentally bumped Trump's arm and caused him to drop his Tag Team Title, shattering it on the floor like ceramic.

D: Don't mind that. Doctor D'Ville this deal states that you will perform your duties as Head of Department of X-treme to the best of your abilities and your first and your first priority is to always report any strange activity to me especially if it's ISIS. You also agree to be the first man to wrestle for our team on Wednesday night and you will only tag me in whenever I tell you to do so. These are very reasonable terms. Now just sign the dotted line.