Muddy Waters
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02-16-2017, 04:32 AM
(02-15-2017, 08:30 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Welp, I guess since I defended my title twice in thirty days, and now the count says I have to defend it twice within twelve days according to Paul Heyman and his weird voodoo calendar (which no doubt has St. Paddy's, St. Swithins, and All Saints Day within that time frame), fuck it.
I will defend my title twice on Savage Saturday Night in two separate matches or in a handicap match to fulfill my duties as the one and only XWF Hart Champion, and to bring it back to the glory it had before jagoffs like Ghost Tank, Maverick, and the doper herself and Heyman's old cash cow, Dolly "Pharmaceuticals Have Made Me More of a Man Than My Dad Muddy" Waters.
Oh, and we're doing this SAVAGE style, people.
Who's getting wrecked?
Real big man to wanna' talk shit about a thirteen yearold girl who aint around to defend herself, aint'cha ol' Big Orange Shit Pile?
Ol' Muddy's got a serious question fer'ya', what on God's earth makes you believe yer' miserable little reign with that there title has eclipsed anybodies?
You guzzlin' pieces of shit like Moore and Ravencunt in yer' gullet? See makin' claims like that is purrrrrdy damn pathetic, even comin' from someone who used to have ta' call himself 'The King of Jobbers' to justify why he got his ass handed to him... All.The.Fucking.Time.
Yer' big ass got gifted title reign number one by finding the tag straps in the fucking garbage, and gifted title reign number two because my daughter apparently lost interest- but rather than thanking her- Muddy's noticed how you've enjoyed taking shots at her bout as much as you like stuffing jelly doughnuts up yer' cornhole.
Tell ya' what, chump. Fight Muddy Waters at Savage... it aint even gotta' be fer' the title. It'll be yer' first piece of real competition since the Chamber, and you can get back to remeberin' why you need gifts and stupid self-made monikers to be relevant again.
(3X) Federweight Champion
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