When round one of the Lethal Lottery draw was made, the unlikely team of Scully and Peter Gilmour was put together. Two men who had never teamed together in tag-team action before, two men with history and it was Gilmour who had the upperhand when it came down to singles matches. Whether they like it or not, they had to team together and to get through to the next round would mean they would have to co-exist. It was no secret that disliked each other but if they didn't work together, Lethal Lotto would end early for them. Their opponents, Random and Loverboy Vinnie Lane. Yes, Vinnie Lane the owner of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation has come out of retirement for Double L, why? Who knows?! Scully had arranged to meet Peter Gilmour in a bar in El Paso, Texas, the location where Warfare and the first round of Lethal Lotto will take place. As Scully made his way towards the bar, he took his time to say something words for his opponents and his partner. The wind blew slightly and Skull stood still across the road from the bar where he was meeting his tag partner.

"XWF, first and foremost I am definitely XWF'S Most Hated individual. I still can't believe I lost my XWF Xtreme Championship in pathetic circumstances but to be a man, you got to learn to accept defeat and I no longer have the Xtreme Championship. I can't believe I lost it to Ghost Wank though, of all people, that pisses me off the most. It's a travesty and I have to get that title back whether GT is man enough or not. I can't accept not having that title because of him plus I liked it, we grew attached so I want it back. Soon enough I will have it around my waist but for now.....

On Wednesday Night, I will team with Peter Gilmour for the first time in tag-team action. Do I like it? No. Am I gracious to be drawn with Gilly? Probably not. But at least I've been put with someone who can hold his own. As much as I dislike the Cunt, there is no question that he is a worthy partner to be put with. He questions my ability to team with him and asks me not to cause him to lose? Well Gillyflower darling, you have no worries about that. I want to win myself, I want to go to the next round, to the fuckin' final. I want to win the damn tournament and get that briefcase. You might also want to know something else? I am a former three time tag-team Champion, if I wanted to bother going for those titles again with someone, I could, simples. I am a tag-team specialist and if we work together, there's no chance we can lose. However, that doesn't mean you won't receive a Scullanator at the end. Well that depends on your team work, hopefully you don't act like an ass, then you won't receive one. Our opponents, Rowntree Random and Bummer boy Vinnie Lane.

Firstly Random error, still no word from you as yet, I think you're bricking it just like Thaddeus Duke did to get out of the match. What a shit excuse hey? Trump with the toupee, wouldn't allow you to come to Texas? It's a shame you waffled on about beating me up at some point, then you get your chance and bottle it? What would the Iron Duke say about that? Your dad would be disappointed but it is what it is and Vinnie Lane takes your place. The owner of the company who retired after I beat him for the XWF Uni Championship wants to come out to play and take the place of Theodore. That's fine with me. I wanna Rock, you want to suck cock. Good to see you again, Vincent, glad you're shaking the cobwebs off and getting back in the ring. But what is it all for? What do you gain? What is the need for you try and progress in Lethal Lotto? Are you hungry? Miss wearing those wrestling boots and gear? Getting bored running this joint? To be fair I can't deny you are good at that but wrestling? You're good at that too but Scully is better. Simples. I'm afraid I'm going to have beat you so bad that you never wrestle again, you will regret this decision. It's not every day you get to beat the holy shit out of the company and not get punished for it. I'm ready to show you all that I am amazeballs. DA End, Scully Has Spoken! Better go and meet Gilly, it's time."

Scully crosses the road and walks though the car park of the bar known as the 'Brass Monkey'. It was a Bikers Bar so to speak located in El Paso, Skull just liked the look of it hence why he suggested meeting Gilly there. Skull enters the bar and gets some dodgy looks from the few drinkers inside. He wasn't a regular and he certainly wasn't a biker. Skull goes to the Bar and orders two pints of Budweiser, one for the late Gilmour. He stands there, growing impatient, looking around the joint. He is handed his pint and enjoys the taste.
Scully stood in the bar awaiting the arrival of Peter Gilmour, he took another large gulp of the Budweiser and then looked at the full pint he had brought for Gilly. Skull turned his head towards the door to see if Gilly would finally be there to no avail. Skull turned back around and had some more of his pint, foam smeared around his lips, he wiped it away with the back of his wrist.

"Fuck this shit!"

Scully downs his pint in one go and places the glass down hard on the bar counter. He turns to leave but who would be there in his face...

Peter Gilmour.

Peter smiles wickedly as he stares a hole through Scully.

Peter: Heloo Scullfucker! Sorry I'm late. I was fucking my girl. She's a freak so I had to make her cum multiple times and i had to blow my load 3 times. u know how it is. oh wait u dont cuz you'll never get a girl. So where's my beer asshole?

Skull just looks at Gilmour with distain. He felt like grabbing the pint he brought for Gilly and smashing the glass over his stupid head but he kept his cool.

"There's ya pint Gillyflower. Enjoy. I swear I didn't spit in it or anything."

Scully chuckles to himself. He was only messing to wind Gilly up. Before Gilly can respond, Scully cuts him off.

"Oh by the way if you paid attention to anything other than yourself, you would know that I do have a Mrs and we have a little boy together. Now drink that flem filled beer!"

Skull smirks at Gilly who doesn't seem too impressed.

Peter looks at the beer and thinks about throwing it in Scully's ugly face. But he keeps his cool and turns to the bartender.

Peter: Get me another glass. I don't wanna drink this and be like Stiffler in American Pie puking his guts out. "

The bartender gets him another clean glass and he pours a bit of the beer thats left in it. He looks at Scully, smiles wickedly and then chugs it down like a champ. He throws the other beer on a drunk guy who is passed out.

Peter: I'm not stupid like you and that's nice you have a kid. Least your dick works.

Skull smirks.

"I can't believe you would be so fuckin' rude, then again I shouldn't be suprised seeing as it's you. I brought you a fuckin' pint and you wasted it. What sort of man wastes alcohol?
I didn’t get wanked off by that blonde Slut over there and jizz in your beer so nah you wouldn't be like the Stiff Meister. The Skull Meister wouldn't spit in your drink either, even though you are a Cunt!"

It was getting tense now between the two, it wasn't no secret they disliked each other. The 'Blonde Slut' Scully was referring too walks over to them

Blondie: "Did someone call me a Slut?"

Scully points at Gilly. The blonde has a full glass of Vodka and Coke in hand. She smiles at Skull, then at Gilmour. She pours her drink over Gilmours head. Skull finds this amusing, the blonde puts the glass down on the bar and slaps Scully round the face. She walks away shaking her ass and walks back over to her groupie friends, who all giggle at Scully and Gilmour. Skull and Gilmour stand side by side, shocked by what had happened.

Peter is drenched in beer and is soaked. His head is down and he breathes heavily.
He then mutters.

Peter: You son of a bitch! I should kill um, you messed up my shirt I just bought.

He then turns to the groupies and shouts.

Peter: Oh and hey.... SUCK MY DICK!


The women just stare and Gilly turns back to Scully.

"Fuckin bitch!"

Peter: Now lets talk about the match on WARFARE.

"Warfare? Where another blonde Slut comes out of retirement? I know a thing about beating Vinnie because I've actually done it. Have you beaten Vinnie, Gilly? What you thinking of his return to the ring?"

Peter: I've beaten Vinny four times already so I know more than you do bub. His partner Random.. we don't know about him or her. The fact is, WE got to team up and as much as I want to cave your face in, we have to team up and win this match. I want to go to the finals of this tournament and I'm not going to let you fuck it up for me. So what do you say... PARTNERS?

Skull smirks. He doesn’t respond to Gillys question instead he gets the attention of the bartender.

" Yo..."

The bartender serves Scully.

Bartender: "What can I get for you?"

"Two Double Jack Daniels please?"

"Certainly."

The bartender gets the drinks and Skull pays for them. Skull slides a glass of Double JD to Gilly.

"It's no secret that we dislike one another but as much as I would like to break your jaw, we gotta put our differences aside. Even if it is for one match. I also want to go all the way is this damn thing. So yeah we are fuckin' partners and I'm going to pretend I like you just to make it easier.
I don't know who this Random bitch is either but I'm sure we'll find out. As for Vinnie, well I purpose we make sure he doesn't come out of retirement again? Drink up!"

Scully and Gilly grab their glasses at the same time and Skull offers to toast him. Will Gilly accept?

Peter: Let's see if you can out drink the JD king. Oh and make sure you show up for the match. Don't want you coming out a drunk mess..

Gilly accepts the toast and his glass touches Scully's. They down their drinks in one go and both men put their glasses down at the same time.

"I have listened to some shit this week, the past two weeks. I mean McBride trying to call me a loser right? Well this loser beat him twice. Yes, twice! So if I'm a loser then what does that make him? McBride seems to like you though, Gilly. Another thing Vinnie can't down talk me either, I took his title off him. Yeah I know, like you took it off me! But I'll get it back one day and I'll make sure I'm a better Champion than before."

Peter: Yeah, then lose to me if the chance arises.

"Never again!"

Suddenly Gilly and Scully are interrupted as they here footsteps close behind them, the sound of chains clinging together. Skull and Gilly turn around to be greeted by five bikers. The 'blonde Slut' who earlier threw the drink on Gilly and slapped Scully is stood next to them.

Blondie: "These are the arseholes who called new a slut."

The bald headed biker in the middle begins to speak.

Biker: "You called my girl a slut?"

Skull and Gilly stepforward towards the bikers. They don't sound a word, well Gilly can't help himself.

Peter: Your girl can suck my dick!

"Yeah bitch... You can suck his dick too!"

Peter: What?!

Biker: "Are you two feeling brave?"

"Do you and ya Biker Mice from Mars pals like hospital food?"

Skull and Gilly suddenly punch the main biker in the face at the same time. The biker falls down hard and is seeing stars, a big bar brawl breaks out. Skull headbutts one of the bikers and Gilly knees another in the grapefruits. Skull grabs a pool cue and smashes it over the bikers head he headbutted, the cue smashes in half and that same biker sleeps on the floor. Gilly smashes a stool over the bikers head who's balls he injured, the stool breaks into bits and that biker is led out cold. It's now two on two, the two bikers suddenly go for Gilly at the same time, knocking him into the bar counter, rib first with double punches. The blonde tries to attack Scully with her group of girlfriends, scratching, claws in. The four women screaming as Skull covers up and then shrugs, pushing them all as they fall over and heels go everywhere. After the two bikers have given Gilly a bit of a beating, they turn their attention to Scully who pulls them off Gilly and gets thrown into the pool table, hitting the spine of his back. Skull is then thrown into the jukebox, smashing it. The barman then climbs the counter to help his biker pals and jumps off the bar onto Gilmour but receives a....
GILMOUR CUTTER outta nowhere onto the floorboards of the pub. Scully turns one of the two bikers around hits a SCULLANATOR outta nowhere!

One biker to go and he has his chain ready, pulling it. Skull and Gilly look at each other... Double Superkick! The biker is asleep and the bar is a complete mess. The blonde Slut begins crying trying to attend to her bloody biker boyfriend. The other three women sit against the bar on the floor not wanting to get back involved. Skull and Gilmour look at one another, Gilly looks at the blonde.

Peter: Hey... You can still SUCK MY DICK!

"Let's get out of this shit hole!"

Scully and Peter Gilmour leave the bar in complete carnage.