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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **02-02-2017, 04:26 PM**

NOCMM: Yes, Buronan, I saw Deadpool too. Everyone saw Deadpool except for lame fags who hate 4th wall jokes. However you don't see me ripping Deadpool off do you? Nope, the only person in the world who was so hyped about Deadpool that they decided to plagiarize it was you.

NOCMM eats a monkey after killing it while listening to rap on his iPhone.

NOCMM: Let me guess...Buronan is gonna deliver to us. What he says is too much, well, the old skool fans think is simply not enough. It doesn't matter to him what the old skool fans think. As much as he doesn't want to be unfair to the viewers, the truth is he doesn't care about them one bit. EXHIBIT A!

Quote:I can only imagine the size of that paycheck.

NOCMM: That's all he can imagine. He thinks there is no other reason to be here. So we have Trax, a monkey who hates veterans, and Buronan a rookie who can't even imagine making the fans happy because he cares so little about them.

NOCMM holds up his Blu-Ray of Deadpool.

NOCMM: As much as you tried to convince us all promo long that you were as cool as him, you missed the most important thing about Deadpool. That's the fact that he didn't sell-out. It was exactly the movie the people wanted to see. They made their money the honest way. They didn't make this movie so they could live in luxury, but you made this promo to cash in on their success, their hard-work, and above all else their honesty.

NOCMM shakes his invisible head.

NOCMM: You're right, things are as they seem. You seem like a poor man's Deadpool, because you are a poor man's Deadpool. Can't buy yourself a copy of Deadpool on Blu-Ray? Then watch Buronan's promo. Make sure to click the ad. All he cares about is money.

NOCMM returns to the monkey holocaust as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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