"The Fallen Angel" Chistopher Daniels is on a small town street, alone, holding a bag of ashes labeled "Church of Punk"... He removes the ashes from the bag, and smells them.

Hmmmmmm...

Smells like a past best left forgotten.

He scatters the ashes onto the pavement, rubs them into it with his shoe, and turns to face the camera.

YOU SEE...... The Church of Punk was CM Punk's past!..... Just like Serena. Serena never supported Punk. I hope she is dead, I really do. For she is no longer welcome on our Earth. Being alive is a privelidge. It isn't a right.

Now, a change has been made. A great one for humanity. CM Punk and I are known collectively as The eXorcists... Remember that name, please. You'll need to.

Why is this great for humanity?

It's simple! - You wouldn't have a god and have no name to call your god by, so why wouldn't there be something for you to call two gods collectively?

If I really have to spell it out for you.
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I'd like to do it with a song!



The camera pans up to a blimp in the sky!.... The blimp plays this video...



The camera finally pans back down to Daniels who smirks.

Okay, that had no meaning what-so-ever. If you were too stupid to understand after the first part of my promo, then you're a bigger idiot than I could've thought.... No point continuing to try and explain the same thing repeatedly in one promo...

The camera zooms out, and Daniels is actually now seated in a chair, holding an appletini. It suddenly dawns on him that his straght-edge companion CM Punk might be watching. He drops the appletini, and the glass shatters on the pavement.

*GAAAAASP* Where did that come from!? I wasn't drinking that appletini!

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Anyway, Justin Vipe and..... "That other guy".... Prepare for the Straight-Edge Saviour and the Fallen Angel to come down on you like a ton of brick! When you are squashed into nothing, time will be infinite, and you'll have forever to understand the truth of your ways before coming back to earth to live a life under
CM Punk
...... And the Fallen Angel ......

I AM THE FALLEN ANGEL