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Jervis Cottonbelly Offline
The World's Sweetest Man



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Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty; many likable qualities)


#1
11-22-2016, 09:52 PM

It is a picturesque day in Paris, France. The sun slowly lowers from its lofty position above the earth, the sky turning from light blue to brilliant purple and pink in response. The city streets begin to follow the example of the sky, giving the land a heavenly glow of streetlamps and other bright lights. The most striking and beautiful sight, however, is the Eiffel Tower. The Tower, already breathtaking by day, becomes awe inspiring by twilight. Its glow gives it an almost mythical feel, its brilliance in the open for everyone to see.

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Among the hundreds of admirers gazing upon this sight is a certain Jervis Cottonbelly. The World's Sweetest Man's face might be masked, but a deep, thoughtful sigh from Jervis shows his appreciation for the beauty of Paris. He loved the "World Tour" the XWF was on. It gave him a chance to go to places he had never had the time or financial stability to travel to before. Between his rigorous training sessions and talking with his PATROL friends, he was thankful for having the opportunity to stop and smell the roses a little.

Speaking of being thankful...

"Greetings everyone!" Jervis said in his usual happy tone,

"Gentleman Jervis Cottonbelly here, the world's sweetest man! In just twenty four hours, I will be making my XWF in-ring debut! Grr! The person I will have the honor of grappling against tomorrow is, well, to tell you the truth, he isn't a person at all. Now I'm not being rude, it's just that he isn't a human being, in fact he's a chimpanzee! That's right! My first ever XWF opponent will be the internet sensation himself, Chimpo!"

"Now Mr. Chimpo, I've heard you can be quite volatile sometimes. When I saw your match against Nate Higgers in Boston, Massachusetts, I mean no offense, but it made me want to faint! I can assure you that unlike Mr. Higgers I am not looking to hurt you, I'm only looking to have a clean, fun grappling match for the entertainment of these excellent XWF fans in Paris! When you step the ring, I'll be sure to great you with a nice hug and perhaps a banana from one of Paris's great market places. Win or lose, I hope to warm your heart, warm your soul, and to show you what Gentlemania is all about! Who knows, maybe you and I could go out to a nearby cafe for tea and crumpets or such after the show?"

"Anyway, I love you very much, and I am truly thankful for the opportunity to face you in the ring on Saturday! Cheers my friend!"

Jervis then tips his hat to the camera.

"But that's not all! I still have one more thing to discuss. With Thanksgiving coming up, one of my favorite holidays, I've been thinking of a way to show my gratitude to the XWF for giving me a chance in the spotlight, and I've found the perfect way to do so."

"I would like to cordially invite every XWF superstar to the first annual Cottonbelly Thanksgiving Feast! Me and my lovely friends in PATROL will prepare excellent delicacies for everyone in celebration of this wonderful holiday! It will be a time of great food, fellowship, and friendship. There is no cost for admission or any need for reservations, just be sure to bring your best manners and a thankful heart! If you're not able to celebrate Thanksgiving with your friends and family, this is an excellent opportunity to take part in the good will and joy Thanksgiving provides. I hope to see you all there!"

"Warmly, Jervis Cottonbelly."


Jervis then turns away from the camera and looks back at the Eiffel Tower, caught in its spell.

Fin.

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"When times get tough and skies grow dark, always remember and never forget, Jervis Cottonbelly still loves you,"

Member of PATROL (w/ Thomas Nixon, Benito Angelo & Guppy Parsh)

Accomplishments:
1x Heavy Metalweight Champion
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