We see Jervis Cottonbelly strolling around the hallways of the XWF, his happiness brightening up the backstage area. The reason for Jervis's wanderings was because he was looking for the locker room for his prized hat's safekeeping. Along the way, he saw a table with a pink tablecloth laid on top of it, reminding him of one of his former opponents during his time in Chikara, Pinkie Sanchez, a man who had the pinkest hair Jervis had ever seen!

Jervis sighed thpinking about his past adventures in Chikara, like a former school boy reminiscing about his high school days. Yes indeed, those were days of great fun and adventure, days he would always hold on a pinnicle in his mind. But those days were gone forever, and Jervis had to submit to the fact that the XWF would force him to go through some regrouping.

All of these thought caused Jervis to trip over a small package laying on the ground, sending the world's sweetest man crashpining to the ground face first! He then rolled onto his back, his shoulders lying against the cold hard ground. What an embarrassing incident! Jervis made a note to himself to always pay attention while walking in a hallway, it's a good thing he didn't fall on top of someone and end up covering them with his signature cotton belly! It is then Jervis noticed someone else snooping around in the hallway. It was none one other than potential next president herself, Hillary Clinton! Jervis quickly got to his feet and dusted himself off, hoping Mrs. Clinton didn't see his embarrassing fall!

"Oh, hello there Mrs. Clinton!" Jervis said to the currant Heavy Metalweight champin, "Congratulations on your Heavy Metalweight Championship victory! It's truly amazing how you're able to balance wrestling with runnping for president! While I believe you and Mr. Trump both mean well for this country, I feel that you are a slightly better fit for office."

Jervis then offered his hand to Hillary, and Hillary accepted. Now it was time for Jervis's plan to go into motion!

"Just a moment Mrs. Clinton, what's that?" Jervis said, pointing behind the democrat. Jervis knew there wasn't anything behind Mrs. Clinton, and he felt bad for intentionally lying to her, but this was a necessary evil if Jervis wanted to make a statement to the XWF and become Heavy Metalweight champin."

Sure enough, Hillary, in a sweeping motion, turned around to see what the Big Dog was talking about. Jervis didn't hesitate, quickly rolling up the possible future president in a victory roll! Jervis got Hillary Clinton trapped in a roll up! A ref then, as is the XWF way, appeared from out of nowhere and began to count the fall!

1..............

2....................Here's two more sneaky pins. PIN PIN

"When times get tough and skies grow dark, always remember and never forget, Jervis Cottonbelly still loves you,"

Member of PATROL (w/ Thomas Nixon, Benito Angelo & Guppy Parsh)

Accomplishments:
1x Heavy Metalweight Champion

Winner - Jervis Cottonbelly