The shot opens on an XWF House show where Zachy Gowen's sort of rap performance has just ended. His last words are still echoing over the X-tron Speakers when in a blaze of lights from the stage, "Wake Me Up" by Avicii hits the speakersand The Thumper comes striding out onto the stage to the hoots of the fans in the audience, she raises both muscular arms and waves to them, bouncing on the balls of her feet, blonde ponytail bouncing. She blows a kiss to the crowd, then one to the camera. She then races down the ramp and leaps from the floor up onto the ring apron. and grabbing the top rope she vaults over it and into the ring. The ring announcer who must be an assistant of or sees the same plastic surgeon as Tig Ol'Bitties, hands her the mic and then beats a hasty exit to her seat at ringsidewhere the bell ringer gos back to petting her. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Tanya strikes a couple more poses emphasizing her muscular build and overall cuteness and then raises the mike to begin speaking.

Tanya: So! If anyone here managed to follow any of that drivel... We all know Zachy never finished the kindergarten... And has barely left puberty. He is clearly obsessedwith his own boy parts, so much so that he has attempted to make himself look more like it with that bulbous shaved head of his. Oh... that was mean, I am picking on the handicapped. It's really not that. I promise not to beat Zachy with his own foot, nor to put it into any orifices of any people.

I really can't see a way around this. Anything I say can get me accused of abusing the handicapped. I mean who seriously talks that way? Also... who cares what bad taste other women in some other organization have? You're certainly not going to get any fawning from ME!

Now Athena. You and I have to share a ring with this "gentleman", what do you say we put him out of our misery and then settle this match ourselves?

I may not win this match on Warfare but Zachy?

YOU WILL GET A THUMPING!!!

You Need a Good THUMPING!!!
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