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#1
07-23-2016, 05:39 PM



The arenas lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage and looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendence. There is a mixed reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks at the crowd. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt. He then jumps over the top rope and into the ring. Scull walks over to the far turn buckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air and then does his "Look at me" taunt. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded. His music fades out.

He stands there as his lumberjacks make their way to ring in a pack. Chris MacBeth, looking sore and nursing a stab wound from his match earlier. Ted looking a bit wobbly. Dave, also looking wobbly. And Tush, walking with a limp, and sporting a proper shiner from his match, courtesy of Morbid Angel. But wait. He has an extra Lumberjack! It's Felix Braddock. Felix walks to the ring to a round of boos as he waves to the crowd.




"I Wanna Rock!"

The high pitched wail of Dee Snider pierces the air as the Twisted Sister classic pumps through the PA system. Pyro and fireworks shoot off in dazzling arrangements of pink and purple as spotlights dance around the ring entrance area.

Then, as the crowd works itself into a crescendo of frenzy, the spotlights move upwards until they rest on top of the X-Tron. There, dressed in his best wrestling gear as well as a sequined, heart shaped cape, stands "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane, holding onto a zip line.

As the song plays on and more fireworks light off, Loverboy holds his hands over his head displaying his title belt and then leaps down onto the zip line, flying down over the heads of the cheering fans and landing just outside the ring with a flourish.

As Loverboy steps into the ring, he spins around and poses for all of the adoring fans as they chant his name and scream their adulation of him.

His team of lumberjacks make their way to ring. Frodo Smackins, looking pleased as punch about himself. With Thomas Girard on a leash. Ghost Tank, arm in a sling, eyeballing Frodo for his earlier comments. And Abbadon, staying silent as he waits for someone to attack. And then Shaun Crowe, joining them. He looks refreshed from nap and dream of Dragon Slaying. He's even wearing a suit of armor for some odd reason. No one understands that kid.

All of the lumberjacks are assembled alongside the ring while Scully and Lane stand by in the ring, and look at the massive ladder they have to climb. An official walks in, and quietly takes the title from Vincent, before climbing up the ladder himself. Each step bringing a gulp to his throat. Lane cracks his knuckles, while Scully mimes adjusting his collar so he can breathe. Frodo blows kisses towards Ghost Tank, and Scully turns to look at the Union who are all giving him the big thumbs up.The official is at the top of the ladder, and attaches the belt to a hook. He slides down, and gives the thumbs up.

The bell rings, and Lane walks over to Scully. Scully is ready for this. He has trained. He's going to knock Lane the fuck out, shag his nan, and take the title. All with one quick move. He throws a punch, that Lane dodges, and counters with an elbow to the throat. Skull staggers back and holds his throat. The Union let out boos at the move, but Skull catches his breath, and simmers them down. Ted and Dave are the last to cool down as they're busy chanting something unintelligible. Scully begins to motion for Lane to hit him again, which he does. Right in the fucking jaw. Rocks that shit like a hurricane. Scully stumbles to the ropes, and then climbs up them, daring Lane to come for him. The fuck he think this is? Loverboy does as Loverboy wants, and goes to get Scully. But from behind. He exits the ring, and is promptly caught with a jab to the face from Tush, and Chris shoves him back into the ring. Where Scully leaps from the ropes, and slams him into the turnbuckle with a high cross body. The staged is rocked by the cheers for Scully for that one. He pops up and soaks in the adoration from the crowd.

Lane pops up to his feet, and the crowd starts chanting for him. This crowd has no idea what it wants. They just know they want chaos in the ring. And Scully is happy to bring it them, by grabbing Lane, and slamming him head first into the opposite turnbuckle. The crowd is popping and cheering. On the outskirts Frodo and Tank look like they're about to go at it, but Chris is trying to calm things down, as he stands there like a bouncer. Ted and Dave are cheering and singing, while Tush is winking and gesturing to the women in the audience. Back in the ring, Lane has the upper hand as he slams Scully with a pumphandle driver. The mat shakes, and the ladder looks wobbly as fuck. But fuck it, Lane doesn't care. He charges for it, to climb it. He's maybe 2 feet in the air when Scully gets up. Oshit, ya Lova begins to climb faster. He's at a whopping five feet on, almost there homie, when Scully grabs him and throws him to the mat. Scull mounts Lane begins to lay into him with punches and kicks. Frodo whips his dick out and begins to masturbate ferociously as this is going on. Of course, he isn't paying attention, someone brought a service dog with them to the match, and that dog is looking fine as fuck.

Ghost Tank has had it and charges at Frodo. He throws a massive fist, that Frodo effortlessly ducks, perks of being a shawty y'all, and throws an uppercut right into Ghost Tank's nards. Those poor bastards have had a lot of punishment lately. While this is going on, the remote to Girard's collar falls out, and Thomas grabs it. He raises his hands in victory before Crowe punches him in the nipple. Ya boi got aim. Thomas gets to his feet, and rips off his shirt and tie, leaving him in his signature black blazer and a Union Jack shirt. He punches Crowe in the tooth, and walks over to stand next to MacBeth, who embraces him. Scully has been thrown off of Lane, and directly into the ladder. It shakes and wobbles, which makes Scully nervous to climb it, but he knows he has to. Scully gets to his feet, and begins to climb the ladder. He climbs hard and fast. And gets up about 6 feet in the air. Lane grabs him, and slides him back down to the ring, making sure Scully has to hit each and every rung on his way down. The crowd pops, and Girard gives them the finger as Abbadon throws a shovel, yeah a fucking shovel at Girard's knees. He goes down faster than Crowe does on a fat girl.

Lane is now throwing punch after punch into Scully's face. He's made a promise to win this for momma, and he intends to knock Scully the fuck out to do it. For momma. Scully is bleeding from the nose, and his left eye. But he is fighting back. He throws Lane off of him, and gets to his feet. Just then! Die Mother Fucker by Dopes begins to play over the PA! And Chris Chaos charges down to the ring. The XWF newest signee is trying to interrupt the biggest match of the year, and Shaun Crowe intends to stop it the only way he knows he. He charges at dat nigga and leaps in the air. Ya Boi hits a botched Cross Body that takes them both down, as well as the sexy as fuck service dog Frodo was spanking to. The men begin to trade blows with each other, before Felix walks over and casually drags them to the back. Lane and Scully are both up in each other's grills, and both men are bleeding from wounds to the head. But, Scully strikes quickly, he pokes Lane in the eye and then hits a spinning heel kick on him. Lane spins and hits the ladder. It wobbles, but doesn't go down. Vinnie pops up, and tries to fix his hair before super kicking Scully in the jaw, and collapsing him. Lome grabs Scully's dropped body, and picks him up. He picks him up. And drops him right the fuck back down with the Operation Mindcrime.

Poor Scully, he can't catch a break when it comes to head trauma. Lane lifts him up, and sprawls him out against the ladder. Scully can't stand on his own it looks like. Lane reels back for a punch, and throws it directly to where Scully was standing. And hits the ladder, as Scully ducked down, and threw a solid punch right into Lane's Loverboys. He drops to his knees, and Ghost Tank has Frodo by the back of the neck, and throws him into the ring. Frodo bounces off a rope, and hits Scully who is up and preparing to climb the ladder. Scully goes down, and Frodo gets up.

"Sorry, bruh."

He climbs out out of the ring, and kicks Tank in the nuts. Scully is starting to climb the ladder, and Lane is up and going to the other side. Both men are climbing opposite sides of the ladder now. They're throwing punches to each other. Trying to knock the other one off of the ladder. Scully lands a punch right into the sternum of Lane, who lands one right in Scully's throat. Both men fall from the ladder, twenty feet in the air. And then down to no feet in the air. The audience gasps as both me are sprawled out and not moving. At this point, it's anyone's game. Whoever can get up and get the title first wins it. And neither are stirring. It's basically Christmas eve. And then Lome is up! Lane gets to his feet, and starts climbing that rickety ass ladder and making great headway. He is climbing like a man possessed. Dis nigga is more than halfway there. And you just can't stop him. He can see the top. And then something does stop him. Scully has a hold of his boot! Scully is right beneath Lane holding onto his boot. Lane tries to shake him free, but it's not working. He cannot get scully to release it. Not for anything. Scully is locked on tightly, and is even starting to climb up Lane's body. Scully is on Lane's back, choking him. Lane is trying to breathe, and fight Scully off. It's not working, so he just tries to climb higher, but with the added weight, he misgrabs and both men go tumbling down... They hit the mat hard. It honestly looks like they might be dead. Girard slides into the ring, and checks Scully's pulse. He gives a thumbs up, and then goes to check Lane's. He starts to choke Lane, until someone hits the button to his collar, and he convulses on the mat. The shock travels to Lane, and wakes him up. He moves slowly and staggeringly. He stretches a few times, before walking over and grabbing Scully by the hair. He lifts Scully up, and slams Scully's face into the top of his knee. This blow wakes Scully up with a start.

Scully is thrown back down, and lets out of a massive howl. Lane tries to climb the ladder, but Girard comes outta nowhere with a spear that topples Lane. He starts to scream in Lane's face. Scully gets to his feet and begins to climb the ladder. Frodo is right behind Thomas, and kicks him in the nuts, forcing Girard off of Lane. Lane mimes tipping his hat to Frodo and then begins to climb up the ladder on the opposite side as Scully. Lane and Scully are both making massive strides up the ladder, if they were snails. Neither of them have left safe falling space. At this rate they could easily just step off of the ladder, and be unhurt. But, what do you expect after this encounter they've had. We cut to the back where Shaun Crowe and Chris Chaos are duking it out in the back bathroom, and Chris has Shaun's head in a urinal flushing it all over Shaun. Shaun's punching Chaos in the ribs while trying to free himself. It's not working very well. And then into the restroom walks Peter Gilmour, who sees this as some sort of mating ritual. He responds by kicking these queers in the ribs. And then dropping them both with a Gilmour Cutter.

Back at ringside we have Ghost Tank and Frodo locking up, and Frodo working on that busted arm of Tank's, while Tank slams his fist down towards Frodo, who quickly dodges it. Abbadon has Ted in a choke, and is punching Chris in the face. Scully and Lane are climbing, and fighting each other. Girard is trying to get out of the ring to help the Union, but Dewey Gobblecoque has other plans. He runs up and slams a chair into the back of Tush's head, sending him down. He then produces a baton and beats Dave with it. Abaddon has released Ted, and he and Chris are squaring off. The lumberjacks have turned the whole mess into a brawl. And what's a brawl without Luna Hightower! She runs down to the ring swinging her sledgehammer wildly. She hits Tank in the knee with it. He drops down, she brings it down on Frodo's leg as well, splintering it.

Lane and Scully are halfway to the top now. Luna sees Tank's Hart Title around his waist. She rips it off, throws it on the ground, and smashes it. Tank gets to his feet, and grabs Luna. She responds by swinging the Sledge at his good leg, which forces him to drop her. She then whacks Frodo with it one more time for good measure before running off. Ghost Tank picks up his dented belt, and looks at the match going on in the ring. Lane and Scully are about three fourths of the way to the top. The crowd is starting a "Don't fall" chant. It doesn't appear to helping things. Scully is getting nervous, and Lane is looking tired. But, they push on. Because they must. Back on the outside Dewey just body slammed Girard onto the concrete, only to get a chair to the back of the head from Tush. Who begins to stomp on Dewey's head. Both men are at the top of the ladder, when Lane looks over to the ramp and sees Roxy standing there. She's running down to the ramp to see her man and celebrate with him. A shaking and tired hand reaches for the belt. He undoes it, and grabs it. Both men move down the ladder slowly. Frodo is on top of Tank trying to punch him, but not able to find the strength to do so. Dewey is being bashed with a chair by Tush while Girard stomps on him. Macbeth is being ran into the barricade by Abbadon. Roxy is at the ringside calling for them to stop fighting and look. She's crying. No one can tell if it's joy or sorrow.

Will you guys just stop fighting and look. He won! He fucking won.

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Scully holding the Universal Title. Tush and Girard get off Dewey and run to Scully's side to celebrate. Frodo helps Tank to his feet, and embraces his former brother once more. They release the hug, and he snaps. Someone tosses him a microphone.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. It is my distinct pleasure to give you your new Universal Champion. Scully. Also, Tank, I faked Alysia's sample. But, not Fuzen's. Get her checked for real. Good night everyone."

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#2
07-23-2016, 06:06 PM

Ghost Tank looks at Frodo after hugging him and then exclaiming that he faked the test for Alysia, but to have Fuzen have it, he growled. He sighed then,

"Does this mean we're done feuding? Because I'd like for Alysia to hang out with Sarah and Katie again. You don't have to punish her for something I did."

He also looks at Scully, gesturing with his good arm at his waist that he wants a piece

"I'm going to be coming after that, Scully! Better fucking believe it! I'm going to take a second title away from The Union!"

He pointed to the back

"And you, Luna, I'm going to fucking destroy you for what you did to my belt!"

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#3
07-23-2016, 06:32 PM

"As a reward for winning, I'm allowing Scully one night with the newest and sexiest bitch in the XWF...


MAVERICK. Enjoy her new vagina."

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#4
07-24-2016, 02:29 PM

"What a surprise, Scully wins in front of a sellout crowd in the O2 arena and this dwarf cunt is chatting shit about Ghost Tank's wife's cdiff tests? For once in your life could you shut your mouth. You stand there with your stubby little fingers self entitildely gripping the microphone and you spout absolute nonsense that no one wants to hear, not about the most pathetic and irrelevant, jammy bastard in this company but his slanty eyed tranny of a wife at that. Fucking thalidomide baby. Show some respect."
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#5
07-24-2016, 03:03 PM

Tush, can you really be surprised? Can we all really be shocked that the XWF, once again, chooses to completely disregard the accomplishments of its English-born stars? Even in their own country? It's absolutely sickening to see Frodo Smackins come out and make what should've been Scully's moment about him and the most whiny, pathetic, weak-willed cunt of a so-called "monster" I've ever seen in my entire life. This is the injustice that The Union was founded to expose and it's right here on display.

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#6
07-24-2016, 03:26 PM

"You two done sucking each other's dicks?"

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#7
07-24-2016, 03:41 PM

"No but I smacked your nans dentures out of her mouth and she sucked mine you bumbling fucking oaf. You are so devoid of any intelligence that you can only fall back on gay jokes? YOU FUCK A TRANNY! YOU JUST HUGGED A MAN WHO RAPES PEOPLE IN A BROOM CLOSET! Explain to us how we are wrong. Do it. I fucking dare you, before I drop kick your nan into a vat of acid and wank furiously as her skin peels off. Felix, do you mind doing me a favour and kindly explaining to this spastic dishfaced amalgamation of utter shit why he's wrong in a less... 'Wigan' way?"
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#8
07-24-2016, 03:45 PM

I would be delighted to. I think I'll enlighten him in the form of a question.

Ahem.

Are you done chowing down on your husband's fake clit inbetween crying fits because mean people keep making fun of him?

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#9
07-24-2016, 03:45 PM

"You came inside me in that closet, Tush. Don't forget."

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#10
07-24-2016, 03:50 PM

(07-24-2016, 03:45 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "You came inside me in that closet, Tush. Don't forget."

"You took advantage of a disabled man and forced your hand in aiding the system that prevents our citizens from succeeding you sadistic cunt. Again, in a classic Frodo way, you fail to address our valid criticisms and instead just stand there with your square head acting like a complete nonce."
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#11
07-24-2016, 03:56 PM

"You're probably right. But, honestly, couldn't care less. No, go back to protesting. Maybe find someone who gives a shit."

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#12
07-24-2016, 04:21 PM

Get your grimy mits away from my boyfriend you obnoxious homunculus.

I will get GLAAD involved. They love shit like this.

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#13
07-24-2016, 05:12 PM

oh good now the Universal Title will come home to me because we all know that

SCUL.. LY SUX

SCULL... LY SUX

Shine that belt up u wanker!

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#14
07-25-2016, 04:06 AM

Scully has a huge grin on his face after finally accomplishing his dream, he kisses the XWF Universal Championship and places it over his shoulder.

"First of all, thank you to my Union teammates for supporting me and having my back.
Secondly, thank you to all my British fans for cheering me to victory.
Thirdly, your NEW XWF Universal Champion... Scully.

Now Loverboy Vinnie Lane you gave me one hell of a match, it's the hardest I've ever had to work to achieve my goal. I did it by beating the best the XWF has to offer. I am now the mother fuckin man! Yes, I'll fuck all your mothers, except Vinnies cuz she's dead. Couldn't even win for her could you?
Vinnies mum... This victory was for you. Look I actually did what I said I was going to do.

GT, I beat you and Aladdin in a 2 in 1 handicap match, what makes you think you're even worthy of a shot? Shade was the strong link of the cock riders and you kicked him out? You Cheap shotted him, Shade would have you in a fair fight.

Gilmour, the fuckin' hater, I did what you couldn't do and I beat Vinnie. I got the title, you man beast lovin' Cunt! What makes you think you deserve a shot?

All of you who want a shot? I suggest you earn it just like I did. I earnt a title shot and took the opportunity. Only one guy deserves a title shot outside The Union, that man is the ever so dangerous... Dredzin. The rest of you ain't got shit on him!"
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#15
07-25-2016, 06:39 AM

(07-25-2016, 04:06 AM)Scully Said: Scully has a huge grin on his face after finally accomplishing his dream, he kisses the XWF Universal Championship and places it over his shoulder.

"First of all, thank you to my Union teammates for supporting me and having my back.
Secondly, thank you to all my British fans for cheering me to victory.
Thirdly, your NEW XWF Universal Champion... Scully.

Now Loverboy Vinnie Lane you gave me one hell of a match, it's the hardest I've ever had to work to achieve my goal. I did it by beating the best the XWF has to offer. I am now the mother fuckin man! Yes, I'll fuck all your mothers, except Vinnies cuz she's dead. Couldn't even win for her could you?
Vinnies mum... This victory was for you. Look I actually did what I said I was going to do.

GT, I beat you and Aladdin in a 2 in 1 handicap match, what makes you think you're even worthy of a shot? Shade was the strong link of the cock riders and you kicked him out? You Cheap shotted him, Shade would have you in a fair fight.

Gilmour, the fuckin' hater, I did what you couldn't do and I beat Vinnie. I got the title, you man beast lovin' Cunt! What makes you think you deserve a shot?

All of you who want a shot? I suggest you earn it just like I did. I earnt a title shot and took the opportunity. Only one guy deserves a title shot outside The Union, that man is the ever so dangerous... Dredzin. The rest of you ain't got shit on him!"

"Know why I deserve the shot? Because aside from Unknown Soldier, who has TWO cases now, I've held my belt for a month and going on my third week. That's why. And I kicked Shade out because he has disappointed me time and time again, when he showed such fucking promise, and he gave my daughter the diff. He's going to pay for that dearly.

So you ask why I deserve the shot. There's my answer. By the way, you didn't pin me, boy. You put me out of the way so I couldn't break the count up. If you think you're the best, face someone else with a singles title. You can even have your entire butt-buddy team as lumberjacks, and leave me all alone if you want a security blanket, kiddo. I know you need one, after all."

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07-25-2016, 07:43 AM

"You've held the Hart title for a month and you're going on your third week? Erm.. Are you ?! Do you know how many weeks are in a month?! Anyway you think a month or third week as champion, whatever you're on about, is entitlement to a XWF Universal title shot? Bitch please. You don't deserve nothing but my foot up your ass and an injection of the diff. Make a shitty pathetic, Cunt, shit himself!
You are a useless piece of turd.
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#17
07-25-2016, 08:00 AM

(07-25-2016, 07:43 AM)Scully Said: "You've held the Hart title for a month and you're going on your third week? Erm.. Are you ?! Do you know how many weeks are in a month?! Anyway you think a month or third week as champion, whatever you're on about, is entitlement to a XWF Universal title shot? Bitch please. You don't deserve nothing but my foot up your ass and an injection of the diff. Make a shitty pathetic, Cunt, shit himself!
You are a useless piece of turd.
It is true what they say, big people are dumb dumbs."

"You really deserve the Championship returned to you. I said I'm going on three weeks after holding it a month, it means, by fucking logic, which you should have some in your little peabrain, that I'm almost at TWO months. You fucking idiot. You even resort to childish words. Lane, how could you let yourself be beat by someone this fucking stupid? Honestly. You didn't deserve the belt if you lost to this garbage."

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07-25-2016, 08:09 AM

"Except you didn't say that did you mate. Cute how all the cowardly cunts are crawling out of their shells, ready with a list of reasons why they should challenge for the Universal title now that Scully is holding it, underestimating him just like Lane did. Now where did that get him?"
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07-25-2016, 08:28 AM

"Tank killed Harambe. Also, is a massive . No, we're not done feuding. I'm gonna rape Alysa."

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(07-25-2016, 08:28 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Tank killed Harambe. Also, is a massive . No, we're not done feuding. I'm gonna rape Alysa."

"No, you're not.

And Tush. I want to test Scully out. We're one loss to one loss. Yes, one to one. Because the gauntlet doesn't count."

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#21
07-25-2016, 10:27 AM

"Step up and stop me, fam. Or get your Harambe killing ass outta here. Pussy. Oh, and the gauntlet counts. ."

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#22
07-25-2016, 10:55 AM

Do you hear that? That's the sound of Ghost Tank trying to move the goalposts so he doesn't look like a massive poseur.

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#23
07-25-2016, 11:21 AM

"I can move the goalposts any time I want. Next to Soldier, I'm the biggest fucking star with a belt. I'll move that shit if I want to. And Frodo, you're the General Manager, make the fucking match yourself, but it's MY stipulation. Not yours. I don't want to face every fucking member of the roster. Non-title. For now, let me get rid of these pretenders."

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07-25-2016, 11:26 AM

"Right Tank, you're a star. Keep telling yourself that. If you believe hard enough, you just might beat Scully. You know, on his worse day."
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#25
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(07-25-2016, 11:21 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "I can move the goalposts any time I want. Next to Soldier, I'm the biggest fucking star with a belt. I'll move that shit if I want to. And Frodo, you're the General Manager, make the fucking match yourself, but it's MY stipulation. Not yours. I don't want to face every fucking member of the roster. Non-title. For now, let me get rid of these pretenders."

I'd be laughing right now - honestly, this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while - but every time I try to, I get immediately depressed because there's someone who actually believes this drivel. Of course, it's the one who said it, the second 'biggest fucking star with a belt,' an accolade that exists only in his own head. Who's the pretender?

Scully spent his time in the days leading up to his momentous victory interacting with the XWF fans, signing autographs for all the good Union-supporting boys and girls - what were you doing, oh shining star you? Right, becoming the poster-child for cognitive dissonance by massacring three hundred, thirty three innocent people. Good, hardworking people with family and friends. Then crying about people being mean to his tranny wife as if those two actions coming from the same mouth make any sense whatsoever.

What's next, Ghostie? Are you going to whine about the lack of safe-spaces? Bitch that you can't go a single step, can't say a single stupid comment without The Union exposing what a cowardly, whiny little piss-baby you are?

You want to fight one of these 'pwetenduhs'? Fight me. You haven't earned the right to lose to Scully again.

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(07-25-2016, 11:26 AM)Thomas Girard Said: "Right Tank, you're a star. Keep telling yourself that. If you believe hard enough, you just might beat Scully. You know, on his worse day."



I beat scully on his best day bub

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#27
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(07-25-2016, 11:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(07-25-2016, 11:26 AM)Thomas Girard Said: "Right Tank, you're a star. Keep telling yourself that. If you believe hard enough, you just might beat Scully. You know, on his worse day."



I beat scully on his best day bub

"And in return, Scully beat both you and Unknown Soldier in the same match. I know you're trying to make yourself seem desperately relative in the XWF landscape here, but the fact of the matter is you lost the Gauntlet, you lost in the Leap of Faith match and you're about to lose the tag titles on Warfare. You're nothing but an absolute fucking joke, so please go bother someone who cares about you."
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#28
07-25-2016, 12:07 PM

"You would know about jokes, wouldn't you Girard? I think the title of your life, will be "Girard: The Ultimate Joke".

I'd buy that book. I'd read it day in and day out, just so I can have something to laugh about."

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#29
07-25-2016, 12:14 PM

(07-25-2016, 12:07 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "You would know about jokes, wouldn't you Girard? I think the title of your life, will be "Girard: The Ultimate Joke".

I'd buy that book. I'd read it day in and day out, just so I can have something to laugh about."

"And in return, I'd buy "The Sad and Miserable Life of Oswald Sephtis." Makes us even, I guess."

"Oh wait, no. See, I might have to go through insane hoops through my job, but no one can deny I've aced what I've gone through so far. Look at Savage. Archibald and that stupid computer program couldn't get any signees for a while, and then I came along, promising a Hart and an Intercontinental title shot to two lucky people on the roster, and then look what happened. And now, getting ready to host my SECOND Savage, you can see the influx of new talent coming in."

"You meanwhile are a gigantic fucking crybaby who kept insisting you didn't have clostridium difficile colitis, only to find out that your FAMILY had it. And what did you do as soon as you found out that your wife and daughter held such a dangerous disease? Did you take them to a hospital? Hm? Go to a trusted practitioner? Hm? No, you stood there crying about how your wife and daughter didn't have the disease. Grow up, crybaby."
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#30
07-25-2016, 12:24 PM

(07-25-2016, 12:14 PM)Thomas Girard Said: "And in return, I'd buy "The Sad and Miserable Life of Oswald Sephtis." Makes us even, I guess."

"Oh wait, no. See, I might have to go through insane hoops through my job, but no one can deny I've aced what I've gone through so far. Look at Savage. Archibald and that stupid computer program couldn't get any signees for a while, and then I came along, promising a Hart and an Intercontinental title shot to two lucky people on the roster, and then look what happened. And now, getting ready to host my SECOND Savage, you can see the influx of new talent coming in."


"Oh nooo, you've got me there. Wait, no you don't. Who won the Hart title shot? Jakob, right? Guess what? I pinned that little bitch, and broke him. Good luck having him sign up for anything now."


(07-25-2016, 12:14 PM)Thomas Girard Said: "You meanwhile are a gigantic fucking crybaby who kept insisting you didn't have clostridium difficile colitis, only to find out that your FAMILY had it. And what did you do as soon as you found out that your wife and daughter held such a dangerous disease? Did you take them to a hospital? Hm? Go to a trusted practitioner? Hm? No, you stood there crying about how your wife and daughter didn't have the disease. Grow up, crybaby."[/i][/b]

"Frodo faked Alysia's test. So, that's one thing of stupidity you've let out from that trash heap of a mouth of yours that is wrong. As for my child having it, I am going to have her checked again, and if she has it, I am going to pull so many strings, she'll be fixed in a day's notice. So, yeah. Nice try, you imbecilic frog."

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#31
07-25-2016, 12:34 PM

(07-25-2016, 12:24 PM)Ghost Tank Said:
(07-25-2016, 12:14 PM)Thomas Girard Said: "And in return, I'd buy "The Sad and Miserable Life of Oswald Sephtis." Makes us even, I guess."

"Oh wait, no. See, I might have to go through insane hoops through my job, but no one can deny I've aced what I've gone through so far. Look at Savage. Archibald and that stupid computer program couldn't get any signees for a while, and then I came along, promising a Hart and an Intercontinental title shot to two lucky people on the roster, and then look what happened. And now, getting ready to host my SECOND Savage, you can see the influx of new talent coming in."


"Oh nooo, you've got me there. Wait, no you don't. Who won the Hart title shot? Jakob, right? Guess what? I pinned that little bitch, and broke him. Good luck having him sign up for anything now."


(07-25-2016, 12:14 PM)Thomas Girard Said: "You meanwhile are a gigantic fucking crybaby who kept insisting you didn't have clostridium difficile colitis, only to find out that your FAMILY had it. And what did you do as soon as you found out that your wife and daughter held such a dangerous disease? Did you take them to a hospital? Hm? Go to a trusted practitioner? Hm? No, you stood there crying about how your wife and daughter didn't have the disease. Grow up, crybaby."

"Frodo faked Alysia's test. So, that's one thing of stupidity you've let out from that trash heap of a mouth of yours that is wrong. As for my child having it, I am going to have her checked again, and if she has it, I am going to pull so many strings, she'll be fixed in a day's notice. So, yeah. Nice try, you imbecilic frog."

"No, no, no. Frodo revealed that AFTER the main event. What were you doing in between those time frames?"

(07-23-2016, 03:25 PM)Ghost Tank Said: Ghost Tank listened to the results, and growled. After the break, he began seeking out Frodo, and when he does, his injured arm is in a sling,

"Alysia never submitted a sample, Fred. Since I don't have it, she doesn't have it. And since all of my servants came up clean, there's no way in hell that my daughter has it. So stop fucking with my family. Your problem is with ME, not them. Don't you dare bring my family into this shit."

"Exactly."

"As for Davis, the injury report seems to be only for a month, so the jury's out on him. However, that's not the point. What IS the point when it comes to Savage is the influx of new people signing up. Ah, it's like a father watching his child grow up. Amazing."
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#32
07-25-2016, 01:20 PM

Scully can't stop laughing at what he's hearing. He has to calm himself down. He then begins to speak in a high pitched voice, thus mocking Tank.

"Hello I'm Tank, I'm wank and nothing but a big, fat plank.

I've held my belt for a month and going on my third week. I'm confused, my brain is fried. Is a brain the thing in your chest? The organ? I can play the organ. Why am I here? Why is everyone laughing at me? Give me a shot at the title Scully. I've deserved by being a . I want to fight you, right after me, Gilmour, Mia Yim and Alysia have a massive gang bang!"
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#33
07-25-2016, 03:26 PM

(07-25-2016, 12:04 PM)Thomas Girard Said:
(07-25-2016, 11:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(07-25-2016, 11:26 AM)Thomas Girard Said: "Right Tank, you're a star. Keep telling yourself that. If you believe hard enough, you just might beat Scully. You know, on his worse day."



I beat scully on his best day bub

"And in return, Scully beat both you and Unknown Soldier in the same match. I know you're trying to make yourself seem desperately relative in the XWF landscape here, but the fact of the matter is you lost the Gauntlet, you lost in the Leap of Faith match and you're about to lose the tag titles on Warfare. You're nothing but an absolute fucking joke, so please go bother someone who cares about you."

Listen.u insolent piece of shit, after me and McBride retain our titles im gonna get that stool sample from mia and shove it down your fuckin throat

Then u can SUCK.. MY... DICK

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#34
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(07-25-2016, 03:26 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(07-25-2016, 12:04 PM)Thomas Girard Said:
(07-25-2016, 11:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I beat scully on his best day bub

"And in return, Scully beat both you and Unknown Soldier in the same match. I know you're trying to make yourself seem desperately relative in the XWF landscape here, but the fact of the matter is you lost the Gauntlet, you lost in the Leap of Faith match and you're about to lose the tag titles on Warfare. You're nothing but an absolute fucking joke, so please go bother someone who cares about you."

Listen.u insolent piece of shit, after me and McBride retain our titles im gonna get that stool sample from mia and shove it down your fuckin throat

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#35
10-07-2016, 08:13 AM

I hope you know Luna that it wil never and I mean never eeever will happen...right?

And GT, seriously listen to them, think of it like this. I have thee worst win loss record in the history of the xwf, do you see me bitch cry moan and groan about that? Do you see me crying in the breast milk over not winning more because of It? Even if I had a better record and was awarded a title shot and lost to the person in the title match in the future, do you or should I say would you see me spazzing out because of that? Fffuuuccckkk no! GT brah if I'm content on where my xwf career is if I'm content at not earning anything or getting what I've should of gotten, or even not being a champion of any sorts, and so on......just do what I'm doing and be content on what you have right now and seriously be content on having a xwf career. Just chillax, it's not end of the world as we know it you know.
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