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Here we are in rainy old England, it was meant to be Summer, Olaf loved Summer and warm hugs, but instead we have rain and umbrellas. England hadn't really enjoyed much sun but needless to say anyone who lived there was used to it. Birmingham is a major city in England’s West Midlands region, with multiple Industrial Revolution-era landmarks that speak to its history as a manufacturing powerhouse. It’s also home to an extensive network of canals, many of which radiate from Sherborne Wharf and are lined with trendy cafes and bars. In the city centre, the Victorian Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery is known for pre-Raphaelite masterpieces. Here we are in Birmingham, England, the home of the Bull Ring, National Sea Life Centre, Cadbury World - The best chocolate ever. Birmingham is home to venues like the NEC, Barclaycard Arena and the O2 Academy.

Scully was already in Birmingham, in his hometown, visiting friends and family. The rain had gone away for a bit and the sun came out to play. Skull had plans for today, him and his best mate, Matty who he went to school with were hanging out. Scully and Matty wanted careers in wrestling, but Matty was involved in an accident and his left knee never recovered. They had just had a tour of Villa Park, the stadium of their favourite football team, Astonvilla FC. It was pre season for the clubs in England the moment, teams were just playing friendlies before the league gets underway in August. They decided to take their sons with them, Skull had Aston and Matty had Cody, Cody was older than Aston, Aston was now 7 months old and counting, Cody was 3. Both boys had their full villa kits on, the dads also wore their Villa replica shirts.

They soaked up the atmosphere as they walked in the footsteps of Villa's finest players, both past and present, in an amazing experience which highlights the club's proud history. They took the manager's position on the bench. They then had fun as they pretended to give their verdicts on the game in the post-match interview room, Scully was use to this bit, after all he did it in the XWF. They Imagined the roar of the crowd as they emerged from the players tunnel and out into the 42,640 capacity stadium. It was an awesome moment as they got a real feel for how the players prepare in the hours leading up to a match by paying a visit to the players lounge and dressing rooms. Their tour guide for today was called Mick, he gave an exciting and informative tour, that allowed access to areas that are only available to players and officials. There was plenty of photos taken and they had those personal mementos of their visit. As well as 19 major domestic honours, including seven League championships, Villa are one of just a handful of English clubs to have won the European Cup. Both Matty and Scully Celebrated the success by having their photo taken with the splendid European Cup, First Division and FA Cup trophies, which are now on permanent display. The little guys, mainly Cody was having a fun time.

Skull and Matty were on the pitch now, with baby Aston asleep in his pram on the sideline. Cody was running around, kicking a football and Matty let him score goals past him even though the ball slowly crossed the line, just about. Skull and Matt also had a game of cross bar challenge. After that was done, Matty had an idea. Matty gave Cody the ball to kick around, he sat down on the grass whilst he spoke to Scully.

Matty: "I just need a rest, the knees hurting. Ya know you got this big match coming up against Loverboy Vinnie Lane for the XWF Universal Championship?"

"Yeah?"

Matty: "Wouldn't it be good if you could cut some trash now?"

"Yeah that would be quality. Probably have to ask permission though."

Matty: "We always wanted to be wrestlers, I had the accident and my dream ended, you however can reach your dream. I reckon you can do it."

"Thanks Matty. If I win the championship, it will be in honour of you."

Matty: "Cheers pal."

Matty and Scully were suddenly suprised by the presence of Astonvilla manager, Roberto Di Matteo. The Italian smiles at both men, Matt gets back to his feet and they both shake the new managers hand.

Roberto:"You enjoying de tour lads?"

"Yeah thanks, it's been good. Can't wait for the season to start."

Matty: "Neither can I."

Roberto:"Well er.. We knew you were coming today an we av de owner and erm.. Some of de first team players up in de VIP area. We would like it if you all joined us for lunch an er we can talk about your title match, Scully?"

"Yeah that would be awesome. Can I do a promo right now on the pitch of villa park?"

Roberto:"Go ahead. Meet us up der when you iz done."

"Thank you, Roberto."

Roberto:"No problem. Er, Matty If you follow me."

Roberto nods at Scully with a smile and picks Cody up in his arms. Matty pushes the pram with baby Aston in it. A camera man then makes way on the pitch and Scully cam begins.

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"Here we are at the greatest football stadium ever for the greatest team ever, Astonvilla. Scullycam is live from Villa Park, Birmingham. Up the Villa and respect to all you fellow Villains out there. Shout out to all you Scullanators.

As I approach the biggest match of my XWF career, you all need to know that I have been here before, in a different company. You may wonder whats the point in bringing up the past? The reason, simple, because this is a similar scenerio. Two years before I joined the XWF in August 2014, so 2012 for all you fucktards who can't do simple math, I was in TXW. Otherwise known as Total Xtreme Wrestling. My TXW career was sort of similar, I was a tag-team champion with a guy called James Reynolds, right up until I realised I was better off without him, so I took out the trash. After success in the mid card scene and different titles, yes I know, I haven't won a singles title here in the XWF. I fought the longest reigning TXW Heavyweight Champion, who dominated for over a year, her yes her, her name was and is Megan Slays. I was the underdog, no one thought I had a chance but I shocked the world, well whoever watched the bloody thing and I won the TXW Heavyweight Championship. I was the last TXW Heavyweight Champion until the company went bust and before you dickheads say it, it wasn't because I was the companies champion. The place turned into WCW and couldn't compete and it still can't. Last I heard that shithole was still around, I even returned for one match only during my time here and I won. Bet you fuckers didn't know any of that did you?!
Now... Now is all that is important to me. Now is what fuckin' matters.

I just want to make this crystal clear, the XWF is a league above, Vinnie Lane is a league above Megan Slays and I have found it difficult here in the XWF. As I mentioned I've held the XWF Tag-team championships twice but I haven't held another. Before you mention it, no, the XWF <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> championship doesn't count, the HMW or HWM whatever shitty championship doesn't count either and nor does the XWF Dumb and Dumber Tag-team championships. Those titles are for people like Dredzin or freaking Shade and none that anyone should be proud of, hell I made two of them championships up. I created those dumb and dumber tag titles with Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey on them otherwise known as Harry and Lloyd, I didn't even share them with anyone and I didn't defend them either. The <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> championship with Goonie guy Sloth on them, I created that too and at the time I was proud, being all simple and shit, what else do you expect? I'm glad thats done and dusted though.

I have had two XWF Xtreme Championship opportunities, once when I was a spastic in a triple threat against Trax and Morbid Angel. The other time I came close against Ass Raped Fernando. But we all know close isn't good enough and close is not being the fuckin' champion. I just want people to realise something though, just think who me and my partner have beaten for those XWF Tag-team championships. Me and Maverick, what's happened to him man? What an embarrassment he is?! It must be because I scrapped him, he can't compete any more? The guys having his parts cut off every week. Anyway before Maverick was a loser, he actually had some talent and we defeated Gator and Justin Sane. Those two are big names. Me and Chris Macbeth won the tag titles against five other teams and one of those teams were the champs at the time, Luca Arzegotti and Bum Cum Fernando. All I hear is people say I'm just a tag-team specialist? Well I'm going to prove I can do it all on my own.

Me and Vinnie have taken two different XWF paths. Whilst I haven't reached my full potential and had a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> stint, Vinnie Lane has risen to the occasion and beyond. Vinnie Lane has held the XWF Xtreme title, the XWF trio's Tag-team championships, all by himself at one stage, the XWF Hart Championship and he has held the XWF Universal Championship for nearly a whole year. Eleven long months of holding the top title in the XWF and now he is running this joint or so he thinks. On paper you are the owner of the X-treme Wrestling Federation but everyone knows that The Union own the XWF.

The Union are getting bigger and better, stronger and soon to be unstoppable. The Union Jack is flying high and the Brits are taking over. Just look at our group; Chris Macbeth, Felix Braddock, the returning Tush, Savage GM Archie Lawson, Charles Elton, Ted & Dave and of course, Scully. Spoilers Alert, Spoilers alert; Macbeth challenges and becomes your new XWF Xtreme Champion, when he dethrones Unknown Soldier. The retuning Tush wins the Leap Of Faith match and Scully does the unthinkable, defeats Loverboy Vinnie Lane and becomes your NEW XWF Universal Champion.

You see Vinnie I have respect for your accomplishments but I envy you and despise you because I want what you have. I crave for the XWF Universal Championship, after all this what we're here for. Well some of us and I'm here to be the best in this God for saken company. But to be the best, you have to beat the best and you are the best, at the moment. Or as the legend says, to be the man, you have to beat the man or in this case beat the Woman. How I'm going to love slapping you like the bitch that you are!

Isn't it weird Vinnie, that this is our first Leap of Faith pay-per-view? We both joined the XWF near enough the same time. You have been successful and swam in glory, whilst I have had to overcome hurdle after hurdle, just to be pushed down, not allowed to rise. That's why when I seen the gauntlet for an opportunity to become the number one contender for the XWF Universal Championship, I jumped at the chance. I thought fuck it, I'm not losing anything and I entered. I bet no one thought good ole Scully would win did they? Well if you doubt me, shame on you. The only thing that matters is what I think and I knew I could win it. On my way to gauntlet victory, I like to remind you that I defeated the XWF Hart Champion, Ghost Tank, beg your pardon, I mean Wank. I beat former Uni champ Steve Davids. I then went on to destroy both XWF Xtreme Champion Soldier and... That fuckin' hater who couldn't get the job done against Vinnie Lane, I can trash him all night long but I only have to say one thing, he loves Mia Yim who is more manly than Ghost Spanks Man beast, Alyssa, one half of the tag-team champions, who's partner has left him for being so useless... He is.. Peter Gilmour. I won a triple threat match against them both to earn this shot and where's my fuckin' props huh? I beat nearly all the champions in the same fuckin' night and I don't hear no fucker giving me the respect I deserve, why? Because those fuckin' haters are mother fuckin' cunts!

Ghost Wank continued to doubt me and what happened to him and his bum chum, Abaddon? I beat them both in a 2 on 1 handicap match. Do I hear any fucker saying well done? Giving me a pat on the back apart from my Union teammates? No, cuz they can't stand the brits being on top of the world. The momentum is with Scully, every week Vinnie Lane has been on the receiving end of a Union beating. Hey Vinnie, shall I tell you why else I dropped you with a Scullanator when you came in to so called 'congratulate me?' Why when you came in to the ring to say well done and put your filthy paws on my silky drawers? Because you're a patronising bastard!

Vinnie Lane, when you hear those screaming fans chanting, 'Scully, Scully, Scully' live in London at the O2 Arena, you'll realise that you're outnumbered and you will bottle it. Even a pair of ear plugs ain't going to help you out. Your little group of fannies who stand by your side as lumberjacks, they will high tail it, they'll leave you stranded. You'll be all alone and even if they do stick around, they are no match for The Union. You probably won't be used to being the underdog but the roles have reversed. I have the momentum, the home advantage, The Union behind me and I have the balls to be the next XWF Universal Champion. Vinnie must be a little stale considering he hasn't had to pull his fingers out of Roxys arse. Whilst I've been competing, Vinnie hasn't.

Heres a message for those who don't think I have a hope in hell, you just push me further. Those who say I don't have what it takes, you make me want it more. Those who say Scully can't dethrone Loverboy Vinnie Lane, you just give me the fuel to prove you all fuckin' wrong! Vinnie Lane I'm going to make sure you have the match of your life. Da end, Scully has spoken!"