"Welcome to Scullycam, whether you love me or hate me, you're about to watch me completely destroy two vaginas at the same time and no I'm not doing a porno with two bitches. Well saying that I am entering the ring with two bitches, two bitches who are about to get bitch slapped the fuck out!
It's nice to see Abaddon has decided to show, he hit us with a promo but he didn't once talk about me. I'm your opponent you fucktard, talk about me, try and slate me. What did you shit the bed or something? I'm surprised you decided to do something, something that means shit. Thanks for that. That was sarcasm by the way, if ya little head knows what that means.
Anyhoo, GT you wanted to talk to me? Time to kill you say? Kill everyone with your shitty promos, put them to sleep? How about you do the world a favour and kill your fuckin' self?! Then again you'd probably fail at that. You wanted to try and make me look like a cunt?
Well I don't know what you heard about me but I'm a motherfuckin' C U N T!
A bit of 50 when he was good. You called me childish for calling you names like Ghost Wank or Spank? I'll call you what the fuck I like, what you gonna do about it?! GT phone home and get the fuck outta here! You're going to lose to Scully for a second time and your excuses will again mean shit.
So GT I see you're still being a big fuckin' girl about the gauntlet? Did you tell me to thank Eli James instead of being disrespectful? Maybe you're right, after all he has had a big influence on the XWF and wrestling as a whole. Before we even came here, he was owning the place, literally. So for that I must apologise right? I must thank him. So Eli James if you're watching somewhere in the old people's home.... Fuck you! Hows that?!
Did I really hear you ask, who's match had more chanting? I can admit, Yes it was yours. The match between Eli and yourself, compared to the match between mine and Davids, the fans were louder for yours, that is true. It's damn true. Yeah I heard them chanting 'Boring'.. 'Get them off'.. 'GT Sucks!'.. 'We want Scully'.. I heard it all, you big, ugly, hills have eyes brotherfucker!
They wasn't chanting 'Ghost Tank' in our match either, I think you need your ears tested, get an hearing aid or some shit. I heard 'Tom Hanks.' Yep the fans in attendance were chanting for the legend of an actor known for films like BIG, Forest Gump, Green Mile, oh and that film where Tom practically plays you... Philadelphia! You HIV ridden freak!
You're now using the triple threat match with Soldier and Peter 'Maria Brink can't suck dick properly' Gilmour as an excuse to why I won? Are you on drugs or something? I think that Scullanator did something to your brain cells. I won because I was better than my opponents, I might have been fresher than the Fresh Prince of Bel Air but I still won, regardless. I hit Gillyflower with an Untouchable. A maneuver you couldn't do for the life of your kid. I beat them both in the same place, at the same time, in the same fuckin' ring. So I think, no I know, that beating those two asswipes in a triple threat match is better than beating them individually. Duh!
Yes Soldier beat you for fuck sake, that's what you said wasn't it? Like you're amazing and difficult to beat? Now who's being fuckin' adorable and laughable! Funny fucker ain't ya? Giving out jokes and that. You are a joke. I can't wait to smash your face in.
To answer your question, as I'm an honest guy, yes I am fuckin' proud of my victory at Gauntlet Warfare. I got some questions for you, I'll say them slowly so you can get it in your big, fat football head. Is Unknown Soldier getting a shot at the biggest prize in the XWF? Is Gilmour Tits trying again at the sexiest piece of gold in the XWF? Are you the number one contender for the XWF Universal Championship? Are you going to Leap of Faith to face Loverboy Vinnie Lane in the Main Event for that very title? Let me answer those questions for you... No and No! No and fuckin' Hell No! I am bitches!
You're once again embarrassing yourself, you asked Fernzegotti to be your wrestling friends so you can help them destroy the roster cuz how amazing they fuckin' was? They weren't amazing, they were good yeah, a whole lot better than you hence why they rejected you. But when they met The Union, when they met Scully and Chris Macbeth, they got beat. They lost to a better team and they lost the XWF Tag-team championships in the process. I bet you cried about that too didn't ya? Was you sobbing when you watched Fernando get bum raped? Let me asure you, he enjoyed it, you could see the pleasure on his face. Just like the world will see the pleasure on my face when I rearrange yours!
You're quite entertaining though, I'll give you that. I mean you're the most athletic giant in the XWF? You're quicker than me, right? You didn't look so quick when you got nailed with the ring bell. You wasn't quick enough to avoid receiving a Scullanator. You wasn't quick enough to kick out, or even attempt it. No cuz you got ya ass handed to you on a plate so stop talking rubbish. I know, I know this is meant to be called trash talking, but don't chat shit that isn't true. Chat shit, get banged!
You have some buddies now, the XWF rejects have joined forces, all you need is Dredzin to complete the loser squad. A force to be reckoned with huh? It's like seeing a cheap version of the social outcasts, at least they're good at something unlike you bunch of useless gimps.
Yes, I already brought up the fact you beat me that once, all that time ago, I watched the footage. It was painful to watch but not because I was locked inside a casket, not because I lost a match, no. I lost to fuckin' you! That was the worst of it, I mean how the fuck could I lose to you? I'm so glad I ain't as lame as I was back then. You see, I've learnt, I've learnt from my mistakes, I've been patient and I've waited for my chances. When an opportunity arises you take it. You don't mess around and let someone else take your spotlight. Yes, I will be the underdog against Vinnie Lane. Yes, he is the fan favourite and the bookies favourite but it's easy for people like you to judge when you wasn't good enough to get there yourself. I see jealousy, I see someone wishing it was them in my spot but you know you couldn't do it, cuz you fucked up! I earnt it whether I had to use my brain, be a crook and just be too freakin' good. It doesn't matter cuz I have a chance, you don't. You have to defend your XWF Hart Championship and I look forward to watching you lose it in your first defence. Just be grateful you don't have to defend it against me on Warfare cuz if you did, you wouldn't even make it to Leap of Faith.
GT, Abaddon, I'm ready for my tune up match, I'm ready to beat the both of you and prove I am the better man. I am better than both of you put together! Be careful what you wish for because your wishes might have just ran out! I can taste the victory and then i can focus on the biggest match of my XWF career. Da end, Scully has spoken!"
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