(04-12-2016, 02:59 PM)Shade Said:

(04-12-2016, 02:16 PM)Ghost Tank Said:

(04-12-2016, 12:59 PM)Equinox Said: Look Rebel, I like you and think your cool and all, But Ghost Tank is a #Beast. I prefer my friends to be alive.

So what if his IQ equals his percentage of body fat and his measurements get small the further down it goes, dude still hits like a freight train.

"Yeah, my IQ is so low that I have enough money that I can buy places and have them destroyed, just for fun. My IQ is so low, that I'm able to do well playing with the NASDAQ. My IQ is so low, if I find a Mom and Pop store, whether it's grocery or cobbling, if they are good enough people, I donate millions of dollars to them. They don't even have to pay me back.

Yeah, my IQ is so low, I decide to help struggling people get off their feet. Man am I . I guess I shouldn't have a mansion, shouldn't have a net worth over billions of dollars. I am so that I can provide for my family! I'm so I fucked up at being !

Seriously, both of you, shut up. Also, thanks in a way, Equinox? Because, yes, I hit like a goddamn freight train."

Shade: you know you just sounded like a child.
Its quite annoying knowing that I'm going to have to kill
An ungrateful son of a bitch
And your arguement about your acomplishments still won't
Save you ass
Also equinox yeah go fuck your fuck buddy cauis because
Your presence makes everyone lose braincells

IQ so low, thinks I was referring to him.

"Goes to show just how easily I am going to destroy him. Shade, you will only live because the EMTs will you to live. If I had my choice, you would stay dead from the moment I stop your heart."

(04-12-2016, 03:49 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "Goes to show just how easily I am going to destroy him. Shade, you will only live because the EMTs will you to live. If I had my choice, you would stay dead from the moment I stop your heart."

If only little brother knew the trouble he is in.

When all this bitching and moaning is over and done with, do you think any of you could give me a light? Haha I'm just kidding, I don't smoke, that shit will kill you. Anywho, who do you think Negan killed?

(04-12-2016, 04:41 PM)15 Shows Said: When all this bitching and moaning is over and done with, do you think any of you could give me a light? Haha I'm just kidding, I don't smoke, that shit will kill you. Anywho, who do you think Negan killed?

The Walking Dead's credibility as a prestige drama oh wait; it never had any.

(04-12-2016, 04:51 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said:

(04-12-2016, 04:41 PM)15 Shows Said: When all this bitching and moaning is over and done with, do you think any of you could give me a light? Haha I'm just kidding, I don't smoke, that shit will kill you. Anywho, who do you think Negan killed?

The Walking Dead's credibility as a prestige drama oh wait; it never had any.

That's premium #fuccboi programming bro. Are you up to date on vikings?

(04-12-2016, 05:52 PM)Equinox Said:

(04-12-2016, 04:51 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said:

(04-12-2016, 04:41 PM)15 Shows Said: When all this bitching and moaning is over and done with, do you think any of you could give me a light? Haha I'm just kidding, I don't smoke, that shit will kill you. Anywho, who do you think Negan killed?

The Walking Dead's credibility as a prestige drama oh wait; it never had any.

That's premium #fuccboi programming bro. Are you up to date on vikings?

Middle of season 2 fam, been meaning to get back to it. Thanks for the reminder. Real recognize real.

(04-12-2016, 05:55 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said:

(04-12-2016, 05:52 PM)Equinox Said:

(04-12-2016, 04:51 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: The Walking Dead's credibility as a prestige drama oh wait; it never had any.

That's premium #fuccboi programming bro. Are you up to date on vikings?

Middle of season 2 fam, been meaning to get back to it. Thanks for the reminder. Real recognize real.

You and Fern down for some Karaoke saturday? Drinks on me.

"Anyone else smoke crack and watch My Little Pony? I know my nigga, Tank, watches it sober."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

(04-12-2016, 07:11 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Anyone else smoke crack and watch My Little Pony? I know my nigga, Tank, watches it sober."

Ophelia: Fuck you, Fro, I watch it sober too. Damn good show. The storylines aren't akin to your typical toon, they surpass that stuff by miles. And besides, I've been watching MLP since I was a child watching My Little Pony Tales. Better show than this shit-filled embarrasment to the XWF. But I wouldn't get settled in your little GM position or your Xtreme Title reign for too long... things change, bitch.

--tbc--

Out of the blue, Bjorn comes strolling through on a motorized ice chest, full of his World Famous Mead, Blüd.

My cousin is a huge fan of My Little Pony. I shall introduce him to you someday little hobbit. I'm sure you'll make the best of friends.

And just like that, he rides off, taking a massive swig of his brew. [/color]

Shade: you say your going tokill me when you can not kill what is the new personification of death. Equinox like i said already your presence makes every one Brain cells die because of how dumb you are being the first man ever to get a negative 99 on your iq test. And like i said i never took an IQ test because I'm not from this plane of existence and even if I did the test I would probably ace it without trying

(04-13-2016, 08:47 AM)Rebel Star Said: So go ahead, say you'll face me and call my bluff. Please. Dare to prove me wrong. Or don't and make up an excuse because you know, I'm right. The choice is yours, Ghost Turd. Make the call or shut the fuck up and learn your place."[/color]

"Once I'm done facing Shade and Gilmour, I call your bluff. Got a stip thought of? Or do I have to think of one, just as special as the unique snowflake that you think you are?"

Shut the fuck up and stop being a condescending cunt to your superiors, you fucking tumor. Also no, I don't want to be your friend.

(04-12-2016, 07:11 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Anyone else smoke crack and watch My Little Pony? I know my nigga, Tank, watches it sober."

"Frodo...

(04-13-2016, 09:13 AM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Shut the fuck up and stop being a condescending cunt to your superiors, you fucking tumor. Also no, I don't want to be your friend.

"Such a late response, Luca. The only superiors I have are the general managers and it was Shane, now it's Vinnie. Those are my superiors. Anyone who manages to beat me, are people I have respect for. Might not like it, but I respect them. For now, you haven't fought me, so you started at the base level. I only wanted to befriend you because we had something in common. Which is rare, for me to have something in common with anyone. Just ask Frodo. Even to this day, I'm friends with him, and the only things we have truly in common are wanting to fuck people up, and eat some damn good pizza."

"Buried Alive sound fine for you? Also, let's put something more on the line. I'll put up my title shot opportunity. You put up your "crown". You get a title shot at any non-Universal championship belt, and I take away your precious crown.

The reason I'm putting my shot on the line, is because I know I will beat Shade. Why do I need a second opportunity when I know I'll beat Peter as well?

On another note, you mentioned Lane beating Peter. That's all well and good, however, how many times has Peter beaten Lane? Also, Peter is a former King of the Ring. Why else do you think I believe him better than us both?"

{{OOC Edit: GT would have come up with a better and bigger stipulation, but, it looks like you'd like Savage instead. :p}}

(04-13-2016, 10:11 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "On another note, you mentioned Lane beating Peter. That's all well and good, however, how many times has Peter beaten Lane?"

For fuck's sakes, dude, are we still beating that drum?

He beat your boytoy Frodo bunch of times too, and Frodo never got those wins back... especially not in a main event, and DEFINITELY not with the Universal Championship on the line.

So there.

"So, when I face Peter, and should I win, I'll still have a better win to loss ratio than both of you and would have won a title as well? Hell, I'd still have it even if I do lose to him.

Neat."

(04-13-2016, 10:43 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "So, when I face Peter, and should I win, I'll still have a better win to loss ratio than both of you and would have won a title as well? Hell, I'd still have it even if I do lose to him.

Neat."

Shut the duck up and just fucking kill yourself you pathetic, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual waste-of-skin cunt. You're a mountain of a man but are such a weak sauce little you have to resort to bringing up ratios and shit you pussy.

Yeah, the duck. Duckin' pussy.

"I guess you're just mad, brother. I guess having shitty choices in tag partners is in your wheelhouse. Too bad."

Fuck outta here with that shit you fucking spineless imp. Weren't you just tryna hop on that Ferngotti dick? Talkin' bout RWBY and the memes like you're down with the fuckin' life. Hell, weren't you fuckin' ducking me not even a year ago? Did you finally get your balls out of your slant-eyed cunt wife's purse? Sit the fuck down junior. You aren't shit. You've never been shit. You never will be shit. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Or fuckin' off yourself already. We're all waiting. We'd care more about that than your on and off retirement.

I might throw on a suit and pretend to cry for a camera to boost that PR game.

PS: your slant-eyed waifu is trash.

"Yeah...

You're mad."

I think this is the longest you've gone without mentioned your awe-inspiring performance at War Games. You're making progress. Baby steps.

Maybe another cosmetic attitude change will be just the thing you need to prove to everyone you're a monster.

"Some day. For now, I shall be what I am, Death. Maybe one day I'll put down the mask. For now, I shall stay me. Sorry, not sorry."

(04-13-2016, 10:11 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "The reason I'm putting my shot on the line, is because I know I will beat Shade."

Shade: You know what GT, you are a very smug son of a bitch. you say you all these thing that your the best and no one can beat you. but your going to look at the guy who isn't just going to kick you ass but beat you to death. Do you know why I'm going to beat you? Well i don't give a shit if you care or not i'm going to tell you anyways. One Your old for one you think after all your experiences and wars with other people you would have the common sense to stop wrestling and go to your master frodo rape dungeon and let him have his way with you, but i degrees. Two you a too arrogant for your own good like i say. you so full of your self even Rebel called you out about your bullshit about being the best because if you were you won't be wasting your time with the hart championship and move on the Xtreme Championship which everyone knows is the second best under the Universal championship, but i know your master is occupying it and you want him to give you his long sausage. And Three I'm part of the fantastic four or five of this company meaning the four who are the leaders of the new generation or I like to call the new blood era. you a relic from the past in modern society. in the long run you might died anytime soon and i'll be the one to retire your ass and make sure you'll never step inside a squared circle again or you die but i don't see an old man like you dying anytime soon until we meet in our death match. But one thing i'll say to you you is Once death gets you Ghost Tank theirs no point running because the target is on you and I'm death who walks among you you but first.
Shade bums into to GT and takes his wallet and his private picture of him and Frodo ''Fun Times''. He then walks over to Rebel and slips the Items into her Bra saying
This should help prove your point to GT and I think you have his Credit card in their i don't need it so take it as a present. but before i leave I'll say this Your Fuck-able but also beat-able. So don't go floating your fluke victories.
Shade then walks off toward Shane

"What the fuck? Did you just molest that poor lady with that fat baby's wallet? My entire existence was created to be shoved up someone's asshole and I gained sentience, yet even I'm not desperate enough to pull shit like that. Tell you what, Shade and Rebel I'm offering you two a chance to buy me and take me home to provide pleasure for both of you. Trust me, I know how to make a fuckboy frag."

Ghost Tank chuckles, knowing well his wallet is never on his person save for when he plans on going out for drinks or to visit a local restaurant, meaning it's usually left with his wife. Besides, the only picture(s) that would be in the wallet, is a picture of himself with his wife and child. As well as a couple pictures of Fuzen being held by the members of the Smackins family, save for Swaggy since he didn't come to his home. Then a set of pictures, with Fuzen slapping Crack, GT, and Frodo and all of them having "pained" looks on their face. Including one with Frodo being "slapped" by Fuzen, whose head is against Crack's body, who then knocks into GT's, who looks like he's doubled over in pain.

"Yeah, that's funny, Shade. Taking my wallet."

He shakes his head before walking over to Rebel, and yanks his wallet out from the bra, albeit a bit forcefully, nearly ripping it off of her before walking away,

"Shade, it's over, boy. You haven't ascended to being Death. However, I did. So try as you might, you're never going to be in my league."

He pulls out the black card with gold numbers on it, and tosses it to Rebel,

"Buy yourself whatever the fuck you want, within reason. If I see charges on the card over a million dollars each time, you won't have to wait until Savage Saturday, I'll find you and end you."

He walks away towards the limo

"Shade, you can say what you want, but, you will die. They'll bring you back, but I won't kill you once, oh no. I'll do it several times, until I'm being ripped away from your fallen and broken body.. Once I do kill you, and win your title opportunity, you will refer to yourself as a bitch. As the husk of a man and you will pay me the proper respect due."

(04-14-2016, 12:51 AM)Rebel Star Said:

(04-13-2016, 10:11 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "Buried Alive sound fine for you? Also, let's put something more on the line. I'll put up my title shot opportunity. You put up your "crown". You get a title shot at any non-Universal championship belt, and I take away your precious crown.

The reason I'm putting my shot on the line, is because I know I will beat Shade. Why do I need a second opportunity when I know I'll beat Peter as well?

On another note, you mentioned Lane beating Peter. That's all well and good, however, how many times has Peter beaten Lane? Also, Peter is a former King of the Ring. Why else do you think I believe him better than us both?"

{{OOC Edit: GT would have come up with a better and bigger stipulation, but, it looks like you'd like Savage instead. :p}}

"Buried Alive? Your title shot and my crown on the line? Done."

"I'm down."

"When are we doing this?"

I look over at Shade shoving things down a random lady's bra and raise an eyebrow, he seems to think that he's doing that to me. So many questions. For instance, who is that woman, why does he think she's... me and where did she come from? I don't wear bras, I have no need for them because my genetically altered tits are designed to never sag and always stay in a state of absolute perfection. No matter what. And no, they're not fake. Just enhanced genetically, created to never falter or suffer the effects breasts normally would, if they were attached to a free range woman. Like the flawed female Shade just violated on camera.

"Well that looks like a lawsuit."

The plot thickens when Ghost Turd has a hand in the shenanigans and then proceeds to toss this woman his bank card, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone at this point. Why do they think she's... me? We look nothing alike! She's black for fucks sake! And large! I mean, really large! She's a mountain of a black woman! Built like a lump of molasses and darker than night! Two of me could fit into one leg of her pants! Yet.... they think she's... Rebel Star? How?

"Uh... hey, guys. What in all the fucks is going on?!?!"

Maybe that should "wake" them from whatever haze they seem to be trapped in.

"I'm over here. That's a random female staff member you're harassing. I think she might be the janitor...."

{{Honestly, I was going to go down the route of "Shade, that's not Rebel." and then did what I had GT do to said random woman, buuuut, I figured a reaction would have been hilarious. You did not disappoint. XD}}

Mmmmmmm...


Rapist Shane runs into the room, prepared to rape the absolute dogshit out of Ghost Tank... but then he spies the Sybian.

A single tear rolls down the cheek of Shane as he turns and drops trou, spreading his anus open for the machine.

Could it be true love?

(04-11-2016, 01:19 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(04-11-2016, 12:39 PM)Shade Said: Shade: Vinny well done on keeping the title, but don't forget you're only keeping it warm for me.

If you let me manage you I can guarantee you a win over Lane. He's easy. Peter just messed up because he's stupid.

Shade: Sorry about not getting back to you on this statement but what is this about getting a shot at the Universal title I'll Like to hear more

(04-15-2016, 09:39 AM)Shade Said:

(04-11-2016, 01:19 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(04-11-2016, 12:39 PM)Shade Said: Shade: Vinny well done on keeping the title, but don't forget you're only keeping it warm for me.

If you let me manage you I can guarantee you a win over Lane. He's easy. Peter just messed up because he's stupid.

Shade: Sorry about not getting back to you on this statement but what is this about getting a shot at the Universal title I'll Like to hear more

"Once I am finished destroying every bone in your body and forcing your heart to stop, you will find yourself abandoned, and nothing more than a broken shell not even the lowest of creatures would find solace within."

(04-15-2016, 10:35 AM)Ghost Tank Said:

(04-15-2016, 09:39 AM)Shade Said:

(04-11-2016, 01:19 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: If you let me manage you I can guarantee you a win over Lane. He's easy. Peter just messed up because he's stupid.

Shade: Sorry about not getting back to you on this statement but what is this about getting a shot at the Universal title I'll Like to hear more

"Once I am finished destroying every bone in your body and forcing your heart to stop, you will find yourself abandoned, and nothing more than a broken shell not even the lowest of creatures would find solace within."

Shade: Yeah yeah yeah, Just keep proving my point. Be a cocky asshole it will just make it even sweeter when i beat you.

"It's too bad that the man that thinks he can be me, can take my mantle from me, is incapable of doing anything other than show how worthless he really is in comparison to me. Brava, Shade. I know what your encore will be...

Your death."

(04-15-2016, 01:24 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "It's too bad that the man that thinks he can be me, can take my mantle from me, is incapable of doing anything other than show how worthless he really is in comparison to me. Brava, Shade. I know what your encore will be...

Your death."

Shade: There it again your ego, your always assuming that your going to win even though your looking at the guy who dethroned you and became the new Death. I Know you won't want to hear that and take it lying down. so i'll do you a favor, After i finish killing your ass you can finally but your name in the same sentence as death and i not done their i'll give you your master frodo committing necrophilia on your body for the whole world to see what a sick fuck you really are. I know the shit you and frodo did Shane showed me the videos. You even dragged your kid into the sick Sex party and his not even in High-school I'll do the world a favor and show you humility.

Damn I don't even know what the fuck Shade's even on about but he just keeps killing GT like fuck bro get it together.

(04-15-2016, 03:33 PM)Shade Said:

(04-15-2016, 01:24 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "It's too bad that the man that thinks he can be me, can take my mantle from me, is incapable of doing anything other than show how worthless he really is in comparison to me. Brava, Shade. I know what your encore will be...

Your death."

Shade: There it again your ego, your always assuming that your going to win even though your looking at the guy who dethroned you and became the new Death. I Know you won't want to hear that and take it lying down. so i'll do you a favor, After i finish killing your ass you can finally but your name in the same sentence as death and i not done their i'll give you your master frodo committing necrophilia on your body for the whole world to see what a sick fuck you really are. I know the shit you and frodo did Shane showed me the videos. You even dragged your kid into the sick Sex party and his not even in High-school I'll do the world a favor and show you humility.

"You dare to bring my child into this!? You are scum. You will plead for death, you will bargain with me as I rend you limb from limb while every EMT tries to revive you. You will try to die of shock, and I will not allow it, not until I feel you have suffered for bringing my child into this.

Pray for a quick death, if you so wish. You will find no mercy from me."

"Also, Luca, can your bullshit. This trash is not worth another second of my time until the cards have settled. Until then, he can consider himself nothing more than shit underneath my boot for the sick bullshit he has spewed."

Dude you're getting straight up destroyed and it's funny as fuck. Keep on acting like he's "below" you and then rush to respond every time he says anything.

"I'm done talking straight to it until the card is put up. Effective since I said so. If it decides to talk again, it won't get a response. It couldn't actually dent me with normal trash, and instead it decided to attack a baby. Not even two, about Frodo and I molesting her. Not even Pest, I feel, would have sunk so low as to attack a fucking baby. If she were over twelve, sure. However, an infant? It has to be the sickest one around."