Gay Bois 1, 2 and 3 all look on with boners as Gay Boi 4 runs up and pins Jerkbeast on his bed. Can he dew it to it for the crew tit?

"Oh hello Jerkbeast. Nice to meet you. Can I ask why you're laying so peacefully underneath me while I dry hump you? What pretty teeth you have. The better to get my semens caught between. Lord knows if enough of my semen can clog up your mouth hole it will do the world a lot of good because you have to be the absolute gayest trash taker I have ever laid on. What a homo."

"Oh what's that you haven't thought of anything gay to say yet? You're letting your actions speak gayer than your words huh? What a homo."

Jerkbeast kicks out.

BITCH, AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST YOU FUCKIN' ASSTARD! YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY GAY BOI, BUT YOU'RE CALLIN' ME GAY AS AN INSULT? MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND! AND BY THE WAY, I SLEEP ON MY SIDE, IDIOT! YOU WERE FUCKIN' ME IN THE EAR, DUMBSHIT! YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR A NEW WAX-VAC!

Jerkbeast takes Gay Boi's head and bends him over backwards so he can shove his head into his own ass. He then kicks Gay Boi after doing this.

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

Hard pin

"Yo yo yo yo, yo! Lemme break this down for you playboy.

A) you failed to call me out on when I had cum in my mouth and accidentally said taking instead of talking. Any good trash talker should have ripped me a new a-hole on that one ya big homo!

Second, you forgot to explain why you let me dry hump you, I mean damn playa you let me hump you so good through my undies that I nutted and the stain had enough time to eat its way through Yes Eat Its Way Through and got all over your ass and lips.

and to top all that off, first of all, you're gay. A homosexual. You imply that I'm the gay here because somebody lied to you about me having gay in my name when you never actually saw my driver's license? Big mistake! And let me tell you why..."

Gay Boi 4 begins tonguing Jerkbeast's nipples while he continues to pin him.

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Jerkbeast kicks out and then puts Gay Boi into a Double Underhook, lifting him as if about to hit a Jay-Driller.

I WAS ASLEEP, YOU FUCKIN' MORON! AND EVEN THEN, I WOKE UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER! I DIDN'T LET YOU AND I NEVER FUCKIN' WILL! AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU JUST FUCKIN' LICKED MY NIPPLES! HOW THE FUCK AM I THE GAY ONE? I'M SHOVING YOU RIGHT OFF EACH TIME! WATCH, THIS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE IS GONNA CALL ME A HOMOPHOBE, I JUST FUCKIN' KNOW IT! YOU CAN CALL ME GAY ALL YOU WANT, BUT REMEMBER THAT IT'S THE LAZIEST FUCKIN' INSULT IN THE BOOK RIGHT NEXT TO "YOUR MOM!" YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO GAYS! GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SCHLONG!

Sweet Benny appears and hits a twisting senton, landing on Gay Boi's still erect junk, internally snapping it in half. Jerkbeast uses the force from Sweet Benny's senton to land the Piledriver.

THAT'S CALLED THE SWEET BELTZER DRIVER, YOU FUCK!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

"This just keeps getting better...! Come sit on my lap and let's take a look together at the wonderfulness that is JagBeast:"

__"First news hits the air waves of your gayness"
____"and now we find out you're a homophobe to boot!"
______"With an even gayer friend..."
________"called Sweet Benny!"




"..."



"Bwah? Whuh? Dafuhhh? So let me just check my JagBeast score card here real quick to tally up and, oh damn, yup this is bad; you're a gay homophone who tolerates another gay man who may or may not also be a homophone himself named Sweet Benny, but you hate OTHER gays and you enjoy calling straight guys like me gay when they call you gay. There's just so much confusion and hate bottled up deep inside you and fizzing, bubbling to life just like somebody shook a bunch of pop rocks and soda in your gay belly. Don't be shy, just let it all release right into my hand, baby. Cum for me you queer."

"And then what's going on with this other dude? There's 'The Judge' coming all in our business trying to make this either a sanctioned match or some kind of JV pay2porn blackhat marketing endeavor, which let me say if it's the latter I am totally down baby let's get this cashola; but yeah either way that's proof right here from management they don't think you can handle me. They don't think you can shrug me off and be on your gay mary way like would normally happen with this belt and do you know something, they're right. They haven't even seen me take this weirdly sexually erotic belt from you yet AND THEY ALREADY ARE TRYING TO BOOK YOUR REMATCH FOR THE TITLE YOU BITCH! Oh! Oh! Straight jacked before you even lost the first time! It's like you're a white boy standing in the middle of the ghetto in your underwear because you already been robbed once but now a second set of niggas come up and jack the rest of yo shit! Daaaaaaaaaamn, son! You just got burnt like you were the chicken nugget that got caught in the corner of the fryer underneath the basket in the kitchen at Burger King, and you know something; you taste just as much like chicken. Bucock bucock!"

The pin, this time, leaves Gay Boi's butt up in the air pointing straight at Sweet Benny and Gay Boi wiggles it.

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Jerkbeast kicks out, and Benny lodges his shoe up Gay Boi's ass.

YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID EXACTLY WHAT I SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY! ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME? YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY EXACTLY WHAT I SAID YOU WOULD SAY! IT MAKES YOU LOOK PREDICTABLE AND UNORIGINAL! GAY OR NOT, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST THIS SIDE OF WEST HOLLYWOOD! I HOPE YOU GET A MASSIVE ANAL FISSURE AND DIE!

Sweet Benny takes his shoe out of Gay Boi's ass.

YOU GOT IT DIRTY, YOU ASSHOLE!

Sweet Benny proceeds to beat the shit out of Gay Boi while Jerkbeast waits for Girard to show up.

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

"Leapin' lasagna you really shit the bed on this one. You're doing the thing where you say my thing wasn't as effective because your thing was that you knew it would happen. Bro are you for real right now.""I've molested little boys that have come up with better trash talk. They didn't try telling me my hand touching their tiny, smooth, hairless balls was suddenly null and void because they knew it was going to happen beforehand. Get it? Before - Hand. It's funny. Because it was before my hand touched their balls. Kind of like before your title is around my waist, X-Dub managers already are trying to book your rematch for the title because it's a BeforeHand conclusion. You been molested by the best which means you've been mobested. Mobested lil' hoe! Deal with it."

"I can see it now. Since you think seeing things coming before they hit you somehow changges, well, AnYtHiNg?!?!? Then I guess this logic also will make sense here. I can already predict when I'm having my hand raised and being presented with your title, you'll be telling everybody I'm just a predictable and unoriginal child molester or something. I did nothing unique or surprising by walking up and taking your title. Yawn. Go jump in the lake you big stupid dorky homo."

Jerkbeast kicks out at 0.000000000000001, but Gay Boi stays on top of him out of intense homosexual arousal. Jerkbeast grabs him by the throat and gets up.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKIN' ATTACK ME THAT TIME, YOU DUMBFUCK! I REALLY COULDN'T GIVE LESS FUCKS ABOUT YOU BEING GAY IF I TRIED, BUT IF YOU WANNA GET OFF SO BAD, BUY A HOOKER LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!

BITCH, YOU SHAT THE BED WHEN YOU DID WHAT I SAID YOU WOULD DO PRACTICALLY VERBATIM! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

YOU HAVE THE LAZIEST, MOST UNORIGINAL TRASH TALK I'VE SEEN OUT OF ANYONE I'VE FACED, AND THAT'S FUCKIN' SAYIN' SOMETHIN'! MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST ACCUSING ME OF BEING GAY (AFTER YOU'VE TRIED TO FUCK ME, YOU FUCKING COMPLETE !), YOU CAN TELL ME WHY I SUCK! IT'LL AT LEAST BE MORE COHERENT THAN THE VERBAL DIARRHEA YOU'RE SPEWING OUT NOW!

HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW BEING PREDICTABLE IS BAD? IT MEANS I CAN TELL WHAT YOU'E GOING TO DO OR SAY NEXT! THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT IN A WRESTLING MATCH! YOUR PEDOPHILE FANTASY LOGIC DOESN'T APPLY IN THE REAL WORLD, YOU FREAK! TURN ON YOUR CAR AND LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN GARAGE!

Jerkbeast chokeslams Gay Boi through the nearest window, the pain making Gay Boi cum explosively. Some of that cum lands on Benny's goggles.

OH, IT'S FUCKIN' ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, YOU BITCH!

Sweet Benny runs over and starts stomping Gay Boi's skull to powder which he plans on snorting later to celebrate.

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

[in Sean Connery voicebase]
"I only wish I could erase those scenes from my memory," starts Glad, breaking the silence. "You love birds would be wise to continue your affair to a private hotel room." With a chuckle he finishes off that remark and tosses the Federweight strap to the Jerkbeast. "But regardless of all that, you've successfully defended this title again- even if as simple as catching a lucky break when gay boy gassed himself out. Congratulations, champ, for your stamina is beastly."