BECAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T GIVE ME A CHALLENGE, I'VE DECIDED TO FIND ONE MYSELF! INTRODUCING THE JERKBEAST BLITZ!
THE RULES ARE IDIOT-PROOF, FORTUNATELY FOR YOU FUCKTARDS! TEN CHALLENGERS MAY STEP UP, ONE AT A TIME, TO TRY TO TAKE MY TITLE! ONCE YOU'VE SAID YER BULLSHIT, YOU CANNOT SPEAK AGAIN! YOU MAY NOT CHALLENGE ME UNTIL I'VE TORN THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGER A NEW ONE!
WHEN ALL TEN CHALLENGERS HAVE SPOKEN, GIRARD WILL DECIDE IF ANY OF YOU DIPSHITS DID A GOOD ENOUGH JOB TO TAKE THE TITLE! PROBABLY FUCKIN' NOT!
COME ON YOU ASSHOLES, I WANNA HEAR SOME FUCKIN' GARBAGE!