Equinox
Mr. Ratings
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(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Sat Jan 30 2016
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03-15-2016, 11:38 AM
In a sauna on the outskirts of Helsinki, Equinox checks in at the front counter. Dressed in only a bath robe, his reservation passes and he makes his way to room 3. Upon entering the room, he is greeted by three half-naked assitants. He soon drops towel and a loud "FLOP"echoes through the room.
Hey guy, no one is saying this match was your idea, clean those ears of yours for once you silly twit. If you weren't so self obsessed, you would have noticed I credited it to Frodo, whom I know on good authority, collected all the shit you and Maverick will be buried in from the homeless shelters of Detroit. As far as winning, homie don't do reruns. This is Earth, you know, third rock from the sun. This isn't some fantasy world where MacBeth is king off all dirty bathrooms and used tampons.
Grow a pair, guy. Talking about my mom is and was a huge no no. Stooping to that level man, kinda kindergarten type stuff. So allow me to insult you on an adult level, your mom was a dumpster rat and your father sucked dick for Rolaids. You jerk off at the sight of anything phallic because like the last four letters of your last name, you're a bitch. You're a boy wonder riding the coattails of everyone hoping to recyce the shit that falls from their ass. Wake up and smell the Folger's guy, Warfare will not be a moment to bask in. You are gonna be buried in so much shit, a skunk will take one whiff and choose to hump a rotting carcass of a rat.
Speaking of rats, what are you doing, Maverick? Are you sitting at home enjoying a bag of porkrinds and/or sandwich? Are you resting comfortably nude in a bean bag chair writing a letter to Fox begging them to bring back That 80s Show? Are you lonely and swiping faster than MacBeth strokes it to find a fuck buddy on Tinder. I hear Socio is fresh off his sex change and dying to try out his...errrm...I mean her new vagina. I got it, you're making a costume that looks like a chapionship belt so you can know how one feels after being shit on. Genius mate, even though thats kinda a strange fetish to have.
Speaking of costumes, I just got another one from Amazon, it's not the right one, but they did accidently send one for the occasion.
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Who's knocking now mother fuckers?
He returns to enjoying the sauna as two old men stroll in, already full frontal. At that moment, he jets from the room and collects his belongings. He uses his phone the fetch a cab.
It's like this fellas, Your star has faded Mav, you've become obsolete, losing to LeStrange and his team at Shove-It should have made you aware of that, and meanwhile for Chris, implosion of a career is not the graceful end you are hoping for. The Equinox is upon you all, so quit staring at the moon with your thumb up your ass, produce some testosterone, and let your scrotes drop. As for me, im off to the airport, see ya soon guys.
Oh, and good luck with the whole covered in septic stew.
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