Sup Bro, how you living it up back in XWF territory? I see you pinned that midget Morbid and gave him the most weakest verbal abuse that even Dick E would be ashamed to listen to. I know you are old and disgruntled man, but you can do bett--- nah, you suck more eggs than a chicken shit in the underwear's you old people be using. Gunn, shouldn't you be off and being a fake ass James Bond that gets killed in the end? Oh wait, I hear that cheap hookers can kill you well I hope you end up not getting the xbux you need because you don't deserve that belt, unlike you, I can still go at it like Donkey Kong while you just barrel boy hopping through irrelevancy.


Just like that, we see a little Morbid transform into Wish who hits Gunn with his patterned HideYaFace (Implant DDT) and uses a cheap hooker to gyrate her exposed pussy in his face while he pins him...

Tommy Wish, the most appropriately named asshole on this roster. Tommy Wish's he had done a little research but he didn't and now he's going to Wish he had just kept plugging away at whatever butthole he was 6 inches deep in rather than coming to me with this grade school nonsense. Tommy Wish's he knew how to spit trash. But you know what the best part is? I'm not even going to try...hard. You're entire bullshit rant was about me being old except you see Tommy and this may be hard for you to grasp on account of you being a crossbreed between a Chinese finger trap and a farm animal but you see fella...you're older than I am.

Which basically invalidates your entire little rant.

Nice try asshole.

And just like that Gunn kicks out, grabs Tommy's head and jams it neck deep into the hooker's gaping fuck hole.

Girard watches as Tommy is pinning Gunn! Girard slides in for the count!

One...

Two...

Th-

"Ahahahaha. This imbécile thought he was gonna win. Retour à irrelevancy fagot."

Girard then watches Gunn kick out of the pin.

Winner and STILL Federweight Champion: Tommy Gunn!

Was that... FRENCH?!?!?!

That explains everything! Girard is one of those Bisexual Frogmen! A cheese-eating surrender monkey!

I SHALL SODOMIZE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MAN, GIRARD!!!!

LAISSEZ LES BONS TEMPS ROULER!!!!


KYKE BOY!!!