Don't Worry Everybody
I'm back To Bring Some Sunshine & Entertainment To Your Miserable, Lonely Lives...
MISS ME, BI*CHES?

"Why are they making me wait?"

The scene fades in to a surprisingly beautiful sunny February day to see the sight of a short line of cars waiting to pass through the security clearance at the XWF headquarters.

"How longs it been now, Erin? An hour? Two?"

Erin: Two minutes...

Sitting in the middle of the traffic attempting to get through the security pass is none other than Kristen Silver and her assistant Erin Williams. The all too familiar look of sheer annoyance can clearly be seen on the face of Kristen as she sits up in the passengers seat of her Bentley Continental GT Convertible.

Kristen: Stop exaggerating Erin, it's been longer than two minutes!

Erin: Yeah, I'm the one exaggerating right now. Just rela------

Before Erin can even finish her sentence Kristen has lent over her lap and began to pound away at the horn, the sound echoing throughout the air and drawing the attention of the people in front.

Kristen: Don't they know who I am? My first day back and this is the way they treat me? I've got a good mind to...

This time it's Kristen that's cut off as Erin begins to speed forward as the traffic in front finally clears, pulling Kristen back into her seat and silencing her for a second. Erin swiftly pulls up in front of the security check in point as one of the security officers looks on through the window of the security hut.

Security: Check in passes please, M'am.

Erin begins to ruffle around in her bag to find exactly what the officer is asking for. Kristen on the other hand has a completely different idea in mind.

Kristen: Security passes? Do you not know who I am?

Security: It's just the standard prec---

Once again Kristen is quick to cut off yet another person as her arrogance and disrespect continues.

Kristen: Look! Go on, LOOK!

Kristen pulls up her phone after scrolling through it, extends her arms and pushes it towards the face of the security officer.

I'm loved all across the world! #imawesome #winning #XWF pic.twitter.com/xq8gdRMZk2

— Kristen Silver (@KristenSilver7) February 22, 2016

Kristen: You see that? That's right, that's me. In Ethiopia. I blessed them with my presence. Do you see how happy they were to have the world famous Kristen Silver in their country? Look at them! GO AHEAD, LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE!

Erin: I'm so sorry about her, she's just jet lagged. It's a 24/7 jet lag type of thing.

Once again the assistant of Kristen manages to calm the situation as she flashes both hers and Kristen's security passes towards the security officer. The officer gives her a brief smile before signalling to drive on and towards the headquarters. Erin quickly puts her foot down on the pedal to avoid anymore embarrassment. As the car begins to drive away, Kristen keeps her eyes firmly on the security officer as the two drive off into the distance.

Kristen: You sometimes wonder who employs these idiots.

Erin: I ask the exact same question when it comes to you!

Kristen: What was that?

Erin: Nothing!

Erin lets off a cheeky smile as she gets away with a slight dig towards Kristen. As the two slowly drive towards the entrance of the XWF headquarters, Kristen continues to scroll through her phone. Erin slowly pulls the car up just outside the entrance of the building as into sight comes none other than XWF interviewer, Steve Sayors, as he slowly makes his way towards the car with a cameraman in toe.

Erin: This should cheer you up!

Kristen diverts her attention away from her phone and pops it up to see Steve Sayors standing beside the drivers door.

Kristen: You've got to be kidding me. This is my welcome back? You? Where's the celebrations? Wait...

Opening the passenger door and stepping out from the car, Kristen walks around the front of the car and comes face to face with Sayors, for the first time today with a smile on her face.

Kristen: They're inside aren't they? This is one of those moments where you all act normal but when I walk through the door, everybody jumps out with "SURPRISE!". I hope there's fireworks and cake, Ted...

Sayors: Errr, it's Steve...

Kristen: Be quiet, Ted. This is going to be...wait for it...LEGENDARY!

Erin: I'm pretty sure you stole that from Barney Stinson...

Kristen: How I Met Your Mother stole it from me. Now stop trying to spoil my special day. I bet they're all waiting inside there with presents, puppies, cake...

Sayors: Nobodies waiting inside. In fact, what are you even doing here when you have your return match in just over twenty four hours?

The excited smile on the face of Kristen slowly turns to confusion as she looks on.

Kristen: Stop being silly, Ted.

Sayors: Kristen, you do know that you're scheduled to fight Brian Lance, right?

Kristen: Real funny, Ted. There's a camera right there. Where's the other cameras? Am I being punkd? Ashton? We're good friends, is he trying to punk me?

Kristen looks around with a smile on her face, still failing to realise that Sayors is being dead serious. While this has all been going on, Erin had been flicking through her phone, now finally deciding to add herself to the conversation.

Erin: Errr, Kristen...he's actually telling the truth. And that's not all...

Kristen: What do you mean that's not all?

Erin: It's at the 02 Arena...in London!

Kristen begins to chuckle away, hoping to herself that Erin is joking. Erin doesn't return a single laugh though as she looks on with a serious look planted on her face. The smile and laugh of Kristen quickly disappears as she begins to put on a dramatic sobbing sound as if she's about to cry. Erin, quickly realising that the situation could escalate, swings the passengers door open and moves towards Kristen.

Erin: You know what this means don't you?

Kristen lifts her head up with a sad look on her face.

Kristen: Obnoxious, overweight people who only eat tea and crumpets and never brush their teeth?

Erin: No. Road trip. You love road trips!

Suddenly Kristen begins to perk up ever so quickly, her short temper tantrum quickly disappearing as she looks on at Erin.

Kristen: Road trip?

Erin: Road trip, baby!

Kristen: Wait...on the count of three...one...two...THREE...

Kristen & Erin: ROADDDDDD TRIPPPPPP!

With the mood quickly changing, Kristen turns her back on Sayors, who by this stage has become a complete onlooker and afterthought, and begins to make her way back around the car. As she nears the passengers door, she leans out and grabs a hold of a pole sign, swinging herself around while screaming at the top of her lungs.

Kristen: ROAD TRIP BABY!!!



With Erin firmly planted in the drivers seat again, Kristen sits herself firmly down in the passengers seat again with an excited aura and feel to her. Slamming the door shut, she takes on glance at a bewildered Steve Sayors.

Kristen: Get back to work, Ted!

As the car begins to drive away, Sayors can be seen shaking his head.

Sayors: MY NAMES STEVE!

The Bentley Continental quickly drives off into the distance as Kristen looks on into the sunshine beaming down onto her.

Kristen: So, how many hours will it take to drive to London? We can stop at so many places on the way! Holland! Germany! France!

Erin: You can't drive to England...

Kristen: Then how are we getting there, silly?

Erin: The airport is twenty minutes away.

Kristen: So, this isn't actually a ROAD TRIP? It's spending a day on a plane?

Erin: It can be an Air Trip, get it?

Erin looks on with a goofy smile on her face. Kristen looks back with a look that sends her complete daggers.

Kristen: Erin...

Erin: Yeah?

Kristen: You're the worst.

And just like that the mood switches again as a depressed Kristen begins another one of her tantrums as she slumps back into her seat as the car drives off into the distance and the scene fades.

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