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Dope Show Rising
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St. Diabolicus Offline
Existence is Futile



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(the villain you love to hate; has cult following)


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02-19-2016, 07:05 PM

The screen slowly fades in as we see two massive figures with their backs facing the camera. These two men wear modified Dope Show hoodies with CJ Sharpe and Chameleon crossed out with red tape. The figure to left slowly about faces to the camera to reveal LeStrange, lighting up a cigarette in motion.

LeStrange: Ahhhhhhhh you fuckers and fuckees, the time is almost here. It's bittersweet knowing I am the most overlooked competitor in this match, but up until this match, it's been nothing but childs play. But here's my dessert...

Mystery Man: Is it cake?

No, now keep quiet.

As I was saying, Maverick's entry into this match brings sweetness into the cockles of my mind. A man who is so far from reality he talks to his shit and fantasizes about tables. Shame really to return in this fashion just exudes desperation. You agreed to teaming up with past foes, and how much of a big mistake that is. Your team is a powder keg sitting next to a 5 ton crucible full of molten aluminum. You honestly believe Luca and Fernando are gonna sacrifice themselve to save your diluted ass. Whose cock have you been smoking to trip. And don't get me started on Amiga 64, she's probably shoulder deep in a Jaguar's ass trying to get it to work on her TV.

What's the most hysterical of all is your using me to make a comeback. Really? Are you fucking daft? The LeStrange your gonna see is not the stranger you mocked before. But enough from me, I think someone else has a few words to speak about the matter.

[/color]The other figure spins without haste and claps his hands that echo

Bourbon: Hot diggity damn of your momma's sweet beaver, Goose is back. Glad to see your back kid, not jealous of your bad luck though. Coming back against the re-united Dope Show minus the ankle weights, The second best champion in XWF history after I beat him someday in Vinnie Lane, and the cute as a button rising star in Rebel. Poor choice of entrance point fella. You must be tucking that tail of yours hoping Luca and Fern Gully don't leave you high and dry enough to make you wanna swig Biotene. But don't be down baby nuts, maybe after we finish polishing the mat with yours and your teams tears, there will be a spot open in The Dope Show fer ya. Hell, we need to update the gear anyways. What'cha think about that Strange?

He better have access to Jodie Foster's corset from that lame ass Mel Gibson movie, she looked smokin as hell in that movie. Speaking of smoking, I still don't have cancer yet.

The camera pans out as LeStrange screws another cigarette between his lips. A window comes into view overlooking a casino floor. Before LeStrange steps forward and speaks again, they are joined by an unlikely friend.

Hey guys, It's me again, you know, that fuccboi's narrator.

Well shit me a Chevy and call it the Rock. What you doin' so far from home guy? You lost or sumthin.

Well, I was zooming around and looking for a hot female voice when I over heard you talking about possibly adding another member to the Dope Show. Is it possible for for a voice that emanats from seemingly out of nowhere to join?

Ummmmmmmm, I don't know how that could work, what d'ya you say Strange?

That gray though, shits dull as dafuq.

Is this better?

Kinda bright there fella.

How bout now?

You look like shit, and kinda smell like it too, have you been up Fernando's ass?

I don't want to talk about, is this ok?

It's a start guy, we got a lot to focus on right now kid, after Shove It, we will review you, but for now we gotta do our best to give Game Girl a scene from her favorite Disney movie.

Really, what are you going to do to the casino?

We're gonna wreck it. Franz Fernidand, Fluka, Lame URL, and now Sadbrick. Count down is over, and the frenzy begins.

[color=#FFFFFF]The two men dive through the window, sending shards of glass raining on the casino patron, sending them into a tizzy as the camera fades out.

[Image: Spongebob-Patrick-and-Sandy-spongebob-sq...52-200.jpg] Game Girl, Luca, Maverick, and Fernando

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[Image: mummies-alive-the-beginning-dvd-6f6e4.jpg] Robbie Bourbon, Rebel Star, Vinnie Lane, and LeStrange.

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