So, since you probably already know the full gist of what's going on this Wednesday at Back in Black, let's cut to the chase.

WE'RE THE CLEAN-UP TEAM

We open to see the front of the Bourbon dojo. Cyberjaw and Diamondback are standing out front.

Why are we out here?

Cyberjaw shrugs.

With that, a bus saying Big Brothers and Sisters pulls up to the dojo. A bunch of kids rush off of it.

Oh, fuck me, why?

The bus fully unloaded, the driver gives a thumbs up, closes the door, and speeds off, kicking dust in the faces of the kids and the Bourbon Men. Robbie Bourbon opens the door.

Oh, kids, uh, sorry, not today, I'm getting ready to go to Seattle. Business trip and whatnot.

Why did they send more? Don't you remember what happened last time?

Yes I remember what happened last time. I have a wonderful memory. Now, could you guys just entertain these kids or something? I gotta get to work. I mean, Don over here is telling me that I'm making America weaker and showing a video of some wild horseshit in front of my construction site. I mean, great choreography on that one, stud, did you and Rupert Murdoch tag team a sheep together and come up with that one? Jesus H. Christ, you're just a hack, dude, but I will say this, you make for a hell of a bad guy around the XWF. I think that's a job you're well qualified for. Look forward to the meet and greet, should I bring pastry?

Shit. This motherfucker wants to say that the fertilizer is the only reality in the farm. If we want to eat, we'd better take a look at the bullshit every once and a while, but they sure aren't corn and tomatoes, and it's not the magical 'cure all' we need in a this country, with our proud tradition of being forward thinking and cutting edge. Go ask Coca-Cola. Go ask Microsoft. You can play upon weakness, you can play upon fear, it's your number one seller at this point; if America is afraid of something, Donald Trump will tell everybody how he'll get rid of it. Big fucking whoop! I'm a plan in action; you haven't seen my rehabilitation facility, sir. I feel you may just make too much money to actually get help here. I heard the Mayo Clinic has a bed open, hit them up.

Why can't we go.

Look, I'm on assignment. Me and TJ Wallace, two hardcore dudes going to tear down a compound. You guys stay here and figure out who wins or whatever with the kids. Mmkay? Later, children. I gotta go to work.

Robbie then grabs two very large and bulky suitcases and runs, literally sprints, from the dojo, trying to hail a cab.

Well, shit. You guys want some pizza?

"Yeah!"

Okay, do you like video games?

"Yeah!"

Cool, get inside. Cyberjaw, go get a few of the culinaries out of the barracks in the first sublevel. They'll make the pizzas. I hope you kids like "Golden Tee"!

"What's 'Golden Tee'"?

Oh, besides skeeball and a pinball machine it's the only video game in the arcade.