Camera zooms out of a book cover “Art of War”

sTaLgio seated on a Ginormous Stone Throne

sTaLgio: To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Voice of an Elderly Woman: What’s that Gio? Want more wine you say?

sTaLgio: No Bebo, I said I Iike fighting.. (Closes the book and looks straight at the camera) Breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting!? I’m ready for FIGHTING! And you can’t RESIST me! (Dashes the book straight at the camera) But you can BOOK me! (gangsterish grin).

Music Blasts with Lyrics: In the whites of his eyes
There's a supersonic vibe
You can tell by the vibe
He's a warrior who cries
He's supersonic
I think he's supersonic.

Camera swerves to the right to reveal a living room with an elderly woman wrinkled and saggy dancing busting funky moves and going into the robot dance in front of the stereo.. sTaLgio back in view face palming ..