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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **09-07-2015, 10:03 PM**

I hereby open my petition for the oil at War Games be changed from BP to peanut.

Firstly, peanut oil is natural and renewable. Let's go green, and in the name of George Washington

, go nuts too.

Secondly, peanut oil is way fucking tastier. It's the secret to good fried food, and if I'm going to tempura batter and fry my opponents I'd prefer they were at least delicious after being drown - scalded in a death so horrific I shudder to think of it. I mean, after draining your lungs will look like the exterior of an egg roll, your eyes will explode and leave flowering red blooms in the breading around your sockets, a darkened trail of liquid brain matter drizzling from your ears, your finger and toenails curled upwards, and the muscles in your face pulled taught, leaving a riktus grin. Even my opponents will he happy with the decision.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-08-2015, 09:12 AM**

Leave it to the fat fuck to try and make his match edible.

Only in America...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-08-2015, 09:35 AM**

burn em all in OIL!

Mr. Oz · **09-08-2015, 10:01 AM**

(09-08-2015, 09:12 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Leave it to the fat fuck to try and make his match edible.

Only in America...

"At least his enemies will leave him hungrier than before, and he'll lose weight. Peanut oil is not as fattening as other oils. It's also better than anything else. Good flammable resource. Besides, why do you care what the oil is in a match you're not a part of. You better watch out for Team Bitches versus Team Perfection.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-08-2015, 10:09 AM**

Hoping for his leftovers, fatty?

CodeRed · **09-08-2015, 10:58 AM**

(09-08-2015, 10:01 AM)Ghost Tank Said: Besides, why do you care what the oil is in a match you're not a part of. You better watch out for Team Bitches versus Team Perfection.

"Theres oil in all of the matches you goofy fat bastard. Die slow...."

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-08-2015, 11:10 AM**

Typical American, how does it feel to represent a country that values you receiving your playgirl magazine over getting to rape or murder on time.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **09-08-2015, 11:55 AM**

(09-08-2015, 11:10 AM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: Typical American, how does it feel to represent a country that values you receiving your playgirl magazine over getting to rape or murder on time.

What the hell does that even mean? Seriously, I would gladly get an issue of Playgirl before getting raped or murdered. I think that's global, bud.

And Vin, not all of us are struggling to fit into the leftover skinny pants that the lead singer of Ratt wore when he got snail trails on them from a Kentucky hooker. Just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm a fat ass, I'm just the Epic Endomorph of X-treme. Sorry you weren't born to be built like a tank, but hey, maybe if you had a little more meat on your bones you would've survived Trax last Wednesday.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-08-2015, 12:12 PM**

Survive? Listen, fat boy, I'm alive and well... AND I've still got the entire CCWF at my beck and call, dude.

I'm a forever champion. I'm the face of this business. I'm at the top of the card and in the main event BY DEFAULT just by saying so. What have you got?

As for being a tank? Well, dude, I'd rather not be a slow rust bucket waiting to get blown off the map by the first guy with decent aim. I'll leave that up to immobile old cock waxers like you.

Now, go eat some peanut oil, you disgusting bag of cellulite.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-08-2015, 12:19 PM**

"Makes fat jokes when his BMI is 28.74. Which is fat. Vinnie Lane is overweight, and calls people fat. Great logic."

**Vincent Lane** · **09-08-2015, 12:24 PM**

I'm "overweight" because I have more muscle mass than the average, non-athlete, person. Just about every athlete is "overweight," unless they're only three apples high like you.

I've got an Adonis belt and an eight-pack... there's barely an ounce of fat on my body. Ask your wife, you know she jerks her dick thinking of me.

Alexander Aries · **09-08-2015, 12:27 PM**

"Remind me Vinnie."

"How are you a forever champion when you no longer even possess your coveted Universal Title? Oh yeah, boy-o, Trax-" -Air quotes- "-"stole" it from you. That kid's an opportunist but I digress. I wonder what Shane

must be thinking since his champion no longer has his championship? Trax probably Iooks pretty good to him right now, ey?"

"As for Robbie Bourbon, I don't see him as fat. Hell, he's built like a tank and that's a good man to have on your side. Not that I'd need any sort of bodyguard. But I am relieved that Bourbon is on my team, I'll tell ya that."

**Vincent Lane** · **09-08-2015, 12:36 PM**

Still talking about tanks, huh?

More like a tank of shit.

Ghost Tank is a guy who's built like a tank too, isn't he? Dude can barely move and is almost definitely on the fast track to getting a foot amputated.

But Austin, whoever you are, to answer your question... I'm a champion because I'M A CHAMPION. Which means I don't have to explain myself to plebes like you. Got it?

Run along now, rookie.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-08-2015, 02:20 PM**

(09-08-2015, 12:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I'm "overweight" because I have more muscle mass than the average, non-athlete, person. Just about every athlete is "overweight," unless they're only three apples high like you.

I've got an Adonis belt and an eight-pack... there's barely an ounce of fat on my body. Ask your wife, you know she jerks her dick thinking of me.

"What's that blood sugar up to now? Or, is your blood too thick from all that oil to be tested? Come on, Jabba, don't pass it off like you're in shape. Shit, son, you got more chins than Bobbie over here. You got more fat than a Paula Deen cook book. And nigga, all them tears you've been crying about everything you've been crying about, they saltier than the dead sea. Want a butter stick, bitch?"

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **09-08-2015, 05:18 PM**

I think most of Vinnie's health issues stem from thinking motor oil is an acceptible cooking oil.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-08-2015, 05:49 PM**

"Most of Vinnie's issues stem from having overactive tear ducts, and a gaping vagina for a mouth."

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