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Thunderbolt XYZ · **08-25-2015, 03:15 PM**

There once was a LeDouche from Venus.

Whose mouth was always occupied by a penis.

He tried to crack jokes but wasn't funny at all.

In fact, fuck him, bitch is barely 4 foot tall.

So listen here bitch tits Bob I did you a favor on Monday night. I thought about beating you down but then I was talking to one of my peoples and he said XYZ, you can't beat up that fool, you the 5-O. You have to uphold the law, protect and serve and all that bullshit.

So then it got me thinking about all the other fucking dumb asses that have gotten their ass kicked by the police.

Rodney King.

Michael Brown.

Eric Garner.

Tanisha Anderson.

Wait a minute? A chick? Yep. A chick.

We can't be having that. Ain't no bitch getting beat to death on my watch.

Unless that bitch's name is LeStrange. Better known as LeDouche. The sideshow freak with the hair that looks like it's held in place by a week's worth of Rev's cum.

You got it all wrong though LeDouche. I don't pass you over, I don't take you lightly and I don't masterbate to a box of fruit pebbles. It's Captain Crunch you douche.

Excuse me, LeDouche.

I don't take you lightly because I don't take you at all.

You're a nothing, a nobody. A decriped douche that is here today and gone tomorrow. I take that back, a douche serves a purpose. You? Not so much.

You're the guy who won the Xtreme title but then was too much of a punk bitch to defend it.

Me? I'm the guy who takes out the trash.

See you at my victory celebration LeDouche.

Oh and PS: This is how you upload a promo to the XWF website because apparently that's too difficult a task for you to do correctly.

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